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Published: 2009-02-09 23:31:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 679; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 12
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Description Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. It's sloppily drawn and blah blah blah. I don't care.

By the way, sorry for my horrid handwriting. I'll translate for you:

1st: Okay, so I'm sick and tired of Twilight.
2nd: I tried reading it once. Do you know how many braince lls I lost? And knowing that my bestfriends read them all...
3rd: Anyway...
4th: I wanted to see what she looked like. "She" being Stephenie Meyer, author of the book that caused the Pink Loving masses to invade Hot Topic...
5th: And I realized that she pends so much time on her hair that she doesn't realize how badly her writing sucks. HAH!
6th: Ahem!
7th: Ah, crap.

There. =]

And, yes. My hair really DOES look like that. -_- Long story...
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Comments: 25

ellie-bean [2011-09-04 21:04:05 +0000 UTC]

made me laugh XD my mums so obessed shes got an edward cullen lightswitch cover for the kitchen -.-
i have to admit im on team edward... sissorhands that is ;D

great job on the comic and if your hair realy is likie that, I WANT IT

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CemetarySleep In reply to ellie-bean [2011-09-06 01:40:51 +0000 UTC]

That's just.... so unfortunate. D:

And Edward Scissorhands ftw!

Also, my hair was like that at one point. Then I cut it and dyed it and now it's fuggin red as hell. :3

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ellie-bean In reply to CemetarySleep [2011-09-09 20:29:26 +0000 UTC]

i love edward sissorhands :3 even though i cryed all the way through the film XDD

and ZOMGGG i bet that looks epic now!

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CemetarySleep In reply to ellie-bean [2011-09-10 00:32:11 +0000 UTC]

Lol~

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frippinn [2011-06-30 11:45:41 +0000 UTC]

I don't get Twighlight. (lol for wrong spelling.) I lost so many brain cells myself, I almost forgot what I was reading. X_X Good thing there are almost no Twighlight (lol) fans now.

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CemetarySleep In reply to frippinn [2011-06-30 20:54:27 +0000 UTC]

Nah, there are still plenty. They've just been overrun by Beibers for us to notice these days... That and they were tired of being hunted-- I mean... Uh... :'D

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frippinn In reply to CemetarySleep [2011-06-30 23:12:04 +0000 UTC]

Lulz. xD I pretty much hate Twighlight. (lol) I only sided on Team Jacob because:
1) My friend talked about Edward WAAAY too much.
2) My other friend asked me to.
3) Edward is a crybaby b!tch.

As for Justin Bieber fans, I just hope they quit lovin' JB. I just can't stand his, "Baaaaaby, Baaaaaaaaaaaby, BAAAAABY, OHHHHHHH!" voice.

I would punk out with Mindless Self Indulgence instead.

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CemetarySleep In reply to frippinn [2011-07-03 02:19:25 +0000 UTC]

Mm. Agreed.
I mean, the kid has talent-- There's no denying that. But he's just so popular -___- I sorta can't stand it.........

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frippinn In reply to CemetarySleep [2011-07-04 20:01:09 +0000 UTC]

Yea. I could actually STAND his music if girls weren't flippin' out over him. :/

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CemetarySleep In reply to frippinn [2011-07-04 21:26:11 +0000 UTC]

lol I dunno if I'd go THAT far with it. xD

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frippinn In reply to CemetarySleep [2011-07-04 21:48:31 +0000 UTC]

>m< I seem so rude today. Yea, I went a little far, probably because I'm gettin' my tablet tomarrow. (lol)

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CemetarySleep In reply to frippinn [2011-07-04 23:52:05 +0000 UTC]

Haha, nah, not rude. :3 But that's a good reason to say something so positive. xD

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theonlymrbadfish [2009-08-01 00:37:54 +0000 UTC]

...lol

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DarkerJustice [2009-03-29 02:10:54 +0000 UTC]

This is for you! XD

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CemetarySleep In reply to DarkerJustice [2009-03-29 05:54:58 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDDDDDD!

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deusprogrammer [2009-03-08 18:51:26 +0000 UTC]

VAMPIRES DON'T FUCKING SPARKLE!

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CemetarySleep In reply to deusprogrammer [2009-03-09 20:06:03 +0000 UTC]

xDDD I yelled that at my boyfriend's aunt, who is overly obsessed with Twilight.

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CatTheNinja [2009-02-15 20:29:19 +0000 UTC]

I like Twilight, but I honestly think this is hilarious! I'm so sick of all the girls fangasming over Edward Cullen, and seeing a ton of preppies in Hot Topic makes me want to puke.

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CemetarySleep In reply to CatTheNinja [2009-02-15 21:15:06 +0000 UTC]

Ugh, I know. -_-' If it weren't for the whole kaBLOOWIE of fans and such, I may have actually continued reading it.

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xVampireGirlxox [2009-02-10 22:16:19 +0000 UTC]

This seriously had me rolling! =]

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CemetarySleep In reply to xVampireGirlxox [2009-02-10 22:22:05 +0000 UTC]

xD Seriously? Thanks. =]

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xVampireGirlxox In reply to CemetarySleep [2009-02-11 21:38:46 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome! =]

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EpicRacharaptor [2009-02-10 20:41:33 +0000 UTC]

Bwaha! Ems is truthful....and seriously, any Twitards attack, the tweezers will pull your uterus out of your navel and I'll throw it in the stack.

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DarkerJustice [2009-02-10 02:56:43 +0000 UTC]

ROFFLE

Yes, her hair DOES look like that, and it's SOFT... and cuddly... and I want it. o_o

But her hair isn't yellow in that part, it's GOLD. MOTHER FUCKING GOLD! <3333 *nomnomnom*

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CemetarySleep In reply to DarkerJustice [2009-02-10 19:08:02 +0000 UTC]

xDDD I didn't have gold.

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