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Top tip! Always take your sword with you to D&D campaigns to argue with the Game Master.(please don't)
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Last game I played, we had one of those "rocks fall, everyone dies. Yay, I win again! this game is easy!" types of masters. noone will play with him anymore and he still doesn't understand why.
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Been there, done that, burned the t-shirt.Β The jerk had achieved local acclaim for his declaration he was running a perpetual world campaign with six different groups, but what he really meant was that he was going to be a sadistic killer GM to five sets of poor fools as a means of entertaining himself because his original group was moving way too slowly for his tastes.
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He called the police because, and this is a quote, "them lot wont let me play with them no more because they don't know what you is supposed to do when you is like, being a master and that."Β
The policeman came around, looked at us sternly and said "your bard has far more points than he should invested in attack. its out of character for that class." and then left. After which I gave up on tabletop. Except feral cities. but thats a whole different game.
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ok.. I'm going to say it... What can Possibly go Wrong *Expects everything to go wrong*
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Soooo... Who will be turned first?
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There is a ninja class:Β www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Ninja_(3β¦
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I refer you to foxxxzy's comment and my answer just above... : P
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D&D with a real anthro dragon at the table?(cath) How cool is that!
I think some of the later books had a ninja class. Or was it out of dragon magazine,been so longΒ I can`t remember.
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To quote a friend when he was talking about Warhammer...
"The new rulebooks generation sucks because they changed things. It's a good read, but for playing the second generation rulebooks are the best."
I figured Mark would be the sort of dude to do that, too.
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Thanks for the tip. I'll probably be a ranger so I'll bring a bow. Gotta be in character right?
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Celia's character needs that one magic wand that casts spells at random without her control.
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Probably me.
(Just kidding. I love many things about Japanese cultures but there are negative aspects too that musn't get overseen. Their justice system for instance could be better, the reliance on gigantic work hour input instead of less hours with more efficient output, Naruto...)
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Watch me swooce right in.
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Am I glad that he's frozen in there
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And so the stage was set... My predictions are:
--Mark, as a classic nerd, will be a sadistic GM who plays only the purest and most treacherous of dungeon crawls. He may wipe the party rather than bow to their will.
--Celia will derail any and every plot going. She's the kind of person who should never be let within 100 yards of a sandbox.
--The shark chap who's name I've forgotten, looks to be either a highly prepared powergamer or a very lore-heavy roleplayer.
--Catherine will probably keep to the lore, remain in character and actively support the party, but she could surprise.
--Vivian, I could not tell you. She may point and laugh at Celia's plot derailments, or she may actually help propogate the chaos.
--Lukas, I'm expecting to want a skirmish-scale wargame - he'll force combat encounters and try to win them no matter the cost to the story.
(While I'm here, I may as well plug the Hyrule: Total War roleplaying group. Narrative-driven with no stats or dice rolls, all that matters is your imagination and writing skills. We actually have a desperate shortage of Darknut characters, so if you ever wanted to play a 7-foot tall jackal anthro with a spartan-style military ethic and a comically oversized greatsword, now's your chance... www.twcenter.net/forums/forumd⦠)
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I expect no less than a dungeon literally made of monsters from Mark.
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The walls and floor are monsters, the doors are all 3-high stacks of mimics, the loot consists entirely of live monsters...
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is there a monster that mimics air? I want a monster that mimics air and then gets in your lungs and suffocates you before eating you from the inside out. No death dungeon is complete without one.
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You have been attacked by floor! (I give 5 bucks to whoever gets it)
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Hyrule: Total War.Β Now there's an interesting idea.Β I've not heard of the Darknut species, though; which game are they from?
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Hyrule: Total War is more than an idea, it's a mod. (well a mod in continued development - have a look just here (HTW) for more details. There's also a wiki out there to binge on. hyruletotalwar.wikia.com/wiki/β¦
Darknut are a race that pops up in zelda canon occasionally - they are a heavily armoured opponent in Wind Waker, and they appear as tanky duellists or mace-wielding juggernauts in Twilight Princess too. Generally they are a miniboss unit that must be attacked multiple times to shear off their armour, much like the Iron Knuckle, but with a red-eyed, canine appearance underneath.
Within HTW, the Darknut get some extra lore bolted to them - they are a prideful but resource-strapped race whose society is devoted entirely to an oppressive warrior code. The RP is currently having a look at what happens if that code is subverted or corrupted...
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Nevermind; I looked it up.Β I was thinking non-combatant species, like the Gorons or Zora, but I've definitely seen those guys before.
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...Et maintenant il y a un dragon qui vous fonce dessus ! Je fais mes jets de dΓ©gΓ’ts !
*balance une cinquantaine de dΓ©s sur la table*
T'ES MORT ! T'ES MORT ! T'ES MORT ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!"
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A friend of mine loves this game and sometimes asks me fer dungeon master ideas,cos I'm creative,sadistic and no idea what I'm talking 'bout
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Is that good or bad?
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Creative...check, sadistic hmm...check....you forget your hilarious humour!!
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Hahaha! Naww,I thank you my dear friend
And ya righ' mate,making nerds suffer and laugh at the same time is a good challenge
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It's always fun, especially if you win
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That's usually what'sβ up with games
Are you a good or bad loser btw?
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Hmm i can lose 3 rounds and be calm..but with the fourth lose I become agitated and mad
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Never ever play Tekken to me then
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I'm good with tekken...although it's been while since I last played it.
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Same here dude,but I bet I can still beat ya ass
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I don't know... just play the game in the head
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....aaaaand I've totally kicked yo ass now
Dontcha got a online username fer tekken?
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Not on the moment...i played it on ps2 long time ago and that was a time that i don't had inthernet. And now I got ps3, only not tekken yet.
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Nnaww,Maar je Kan me toch Niet verslaan dude "WW39 challenged you"
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If only there was a dragon character... then I beat you
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..... doesn't ogre count as a kind of dragon?
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A ogre? Are there ogre's in the game now? I don't think that those creatures are related to each other, but i supose it can be used
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Yup! Ogers,angels, devils,fox-lady, kangaroos,bears and etc
Weeel,he flies and breathe fire,close enough
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