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Reminds me of the "Creature from Vulture's Claw"
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Heh. Looking back, I miss cat girl Lucas if only for battle braids.
...eh who am I kidding I just like cat girl Lucas.
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Whoot! Hitchikers guide to the Galexy referance FTW.
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Well, in fact, katanas are not real swords but (military) knifes/sabers. They were used as such, to cut like you cut some meat. Really effective, and of course needed (and allowed) techniques not possible with other blades (even if rapiers and such could fo it, in fact).
But they still, even the better really easy to break. All weapons good in cuting need hard metal, at least for the edge, making it very fragile. By (for ?) example, old samurai didn't parry with the edge, but only with the back (limiting the effectiveness of the weapons, by the way). City gard had even technique to break katanas in the hand of samurais (better to not kill the lords in a class-driven society).
But well, it's a cat-girl. She already purr, now a katana... Better un-change before she go all "teehee" when a good-looking man look at her.
OHGODTHESHOPISABOUTTOCLOSEIHAVETOGONOWBYEANDSHESSTILLCUTEASACAT !
P.S. I still love your comic. Really good drawing improvements, too.
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Use a gun.
Katanas break easily. That's why Musashi used wood ones for some duels. Probably the worst blade weapon in a modern word.
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Depends. It does cut very well, and the light weight makes it possible to use it in techniques not possible with other swords.
On the other hand, the steel they use is pretty bad and yep, it can break of easily. Your best bet is a hand-forged claymore made in Europe. Cuts well, is solid, and looks absolutely smashing.
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A katana in the hands of a cat girl is a bad omen for the enemies
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Damn it, someone beat me to the Jr. Woodchuck Guidebook reference...
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Lukas if you don't like your hair why do you braid it
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Cutting THAT kind of hair is a crime
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Wait, Lukas is from Scotland?
That, or something REALLY picked up the accent then.
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Possible, but wearing a kilt isn't enough to say someone is a Scot.
If the person is wearing a Kilt and wants to kill them some English, then you very well might have a Scot on your hands.
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I love the reference to the hitchhikers guide! Very nice as always!
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Does that book have anything for
"Cajun Wolf man with robot arm and katana?"
Oh, page 30.
What else is in that book?
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how to do a smashing martini cocktail
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Or how to react to a talking pineapple.
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Or how to talk down a suicidal pancake.
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Or how to make sense of the book. (Aka how to understand why half of this is in here.)
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Or how to uplift a flaming depressed fish.
Or how to fight a magic purple elephat.
Or how to understand how fucked up my head is!
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Or how long this book is.
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Hell if I know.
I think it has over 1000 pages, so, a big ass book.
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...They really have something about that? Impressive, wonder what they have at page 43... Also, I like the sign on the book, simple MiB glasses
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No, Page 42 is what to do when you're attacked by a Scottish Halle Berry with a Katana.... You want Page 24.
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The manual states to deploy the yarn-ball smoke grenade.
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Go go Lukas! Go go Lukas! Go go Lukas! Give me an L! Give me a U! Give me a K! Give me an A! Give me an S! Now, everybody!
Cheerleading squad: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUKAAAAAAAS!
...
Was that overkill? I mean, I'm cheering for Lukas, but...
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Wuhu, go lukas! You have to love scottish catgirls with swords ^^
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scottish ninja? seems logic to me
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Klar, mir auch ^^ ich hab mal nen film mit nem schottischen sumo-ringer gesehen xDDD
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Their manual is probably not as cool as the Jr. Woodchuck manual
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come on! it has sunglasses on it's cover. How cool is that!
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Who'da thought that they have that stuff in the manual .
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It's a very thoroughly researched manual.
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Apparently.
If those two think they can take on a katana wielding person they must have skill or be really dumb.
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The instructions are probably, Dont bother, just run, not worth it.
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followed by "call in the can-o-whoop-ass guys" if there are any.
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I know what it is, and the best thing is that it's not on the next page so all the readers will have to wait
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MiB (and by extension ViB) rely on the mass stupidity of the general public and reassuring placards in equal amounts. For a system as efficient as theirs to be in place, who knows what contingency for katana-wielding catgirls they've arranged?
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