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Where we learn the terrible truth about Celia's cooking...Katbox: addictivescience.katbox.net/coβ¦
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Well I can get that she puts her science stuff where she puts her regular ingredients and gets them mixed up.
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Well, it's the mutagens that give the recipe that extra piquancy... 7@=eΒ
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Probably used uranium in her easy bake oven as a kid...
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I so want to eat those cookies now.
Celia is a lethal chef taken to the illogical extreme.
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On the bright side - it's edible, and must smell tasty.
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well, her baking skills are good, they just have small side effects.
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Where'd his extra mass go when he turned into that little fennec?
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maybe his cousin. He might be a taur right now and you are missing you.
That is very sad.
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get that girl a job in a high quality restaraunt!
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Oh wow... i...
That fits her so well. She may turn people to things in her sleep at this point
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Yum yum. Are there any there that might turn one into a rat or mouse?Β
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I choose to believe that, in a world where it is possible to spontaniously transform into a Fennec, "Cuteness Finds a Way" (to paraphrase a certain scientist from a certain dinosaur movie).
The spirits of Adorableness have just learned to follow Celia around and jump at any excuse to grant their blessings upon anyone she touches, whether she uses techno-magic flour in her cooking or not.
Just a cloud of tiny, invisible, fluffy tailed Pixies whom are drawn to the radioactive 'science' glow that Celia has accumulated over the years like moths to a flame, silently chanting "one of us ... one of us ..." in pixie language.
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I kinda want to draw that now.
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Maybe Celia should use normal flour insteand of SCIENCE the next time
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Clearly she is either too infused with science, or she needs to actually follow recipes.
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Maybe it's from the techno-magic radiation?
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Elle a l'air d'Γͺtre du genre Γ faire exploser la cuisine en faisant une vinaigrette...
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Elle a l'air d'Γͺtre du genre Γ faire exploser la cuisine en versant un verre d'eau minΓ©rale.
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I will kind of assume that was spam and not click on that
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Google Translate claims that means "She seems to be the type to blow up the kitchen making a salad dressing ..." (Not that it can't still be spam.)
And it's an understatement. Celia probably blows up kitchens (and other places) just by walking into them -- which sounds like the seed for an inversion of the story of King Midas.
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(I flagged the spammed messages, they don't show anymore, don't confuse porpoer messages with spam : P )
Yeah the translation is actually 100% accurate, which is surprising for google translate. The comment itself is pretty accurate too
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Huh. So that's how DA handles something flagged as spam.
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Sorry. I had to do it.
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"Want BIG ears?" Experience the results you've always wanted with a MASSIVE scientific breakthrough: Our Doctor-Approved Cookies Will Actually Expand, Lengthen And Enlarge Your ears. 100% GUARANTEED! Best of all...
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