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Published: 2008-04-13 03:55:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 2812; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 25
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Image taken from the internet. I believe that's Susan Sarandon up there as the model, but I can't say for sure.Hooooooooooooooooooooo-boy. XD
UM.
Okay, how to explain this one....?
Ahah. Well, when and I were writing Girl!Jack Crack (a.k.a. "Jack with a Q") we did this skit in Chapter Four (you can find it in Red's gallery) in which Jaq goes out shopping for intimate items and finds a magazine titled....
Evil Consort Monthly
I got the idea in my head today to try to make that magazine cover.
Thar be. XD
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*laughs*
So I hear.
Go look at 's page! We just created another one!
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Actually, seeing hers is how I found yours!
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LOL!
I had wondered if it was so! XD
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You and me both! XD
"How to steal another consort's lord and live to tell about it!"
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I'd go for the evil house keeping advice "Simple and effective ways to store his weapons!"
Or cookery, but I suppose there wouldn't be very many evil non-meat eaters knocking about
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Not unless Bunnicula is in the house. XD
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to google that name
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Only online, I'm afraid. XD
Thanks for the Fave!
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hey! I tried the Internet adress - it dosen't work D:
Why?
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....Because it isn't real?
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Ups... Sorry I didn't mean to bother you by that.
It was more for fun...
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Awww D: Too bad. I don't have my own craditcard... T3T
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*pets*
Don't worry; it isn't a real magazine. ^_~
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I'd buy it. Think they'd sell 'em at Hottopic or at Walmart? Maybe both? Hottopics kinda for young people mostly though. How old do you have to be to be an Evil Concort?
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You just have to be the consort of an evil bad-ass. XD
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lol! I hope you don't mind terribly but I thought this was so cool I had to try one myself, hehe...
With credit to you and the lioness of course!
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XD nice. I'd buy that.
I didn't know you were making a girl Jack story, one more thing for me to look forward too.
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In bits and pieces. So far, what we have is posted up in 's account.
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Cools 
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Not recently. *sad*
*laughs at your 47 sig line*
I made a Chase LJ icon that says that, just 'cause it's so funny. XD
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I LUUUUUV YOUUUU~!
xD Really? I found it in one of those random sig generators. It amuses me much. x3
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*grins*
It's in my Users Pictures section. All of my icons are open to taking. Just cred whatever I have listed.
*mwees for the glomping*
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Oooooooooh!!! -stalks- >D
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Ack! O.O
*tries to be as cute as can be*
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*is splatted to the floor*
Mmmph! Mmph! *meep!*
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EEP! -gets up- I'ma sawwy! You be okay? ;-;
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*points*
290 pages of WWAN 2!
I be okay. XD
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YAAAAAAY~
-And there was much rejoicing-
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*grins*
And I currently has a beta going over the first 215 pages!
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DUUUUUUDE! D: No fair! They're so LUCKY!!! Dx
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*pets*
It's really a lot more intensive than it sounds. The beta-person has to ignore the story in favor of finding errors.
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Aw. Poor thing. As much as I would love to, I don't think I could beta stuffs. 'Specially your stuffs. ]= (To be completely honest, I skip the sex scenes. Dx )
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._. WHAT?! -shifty eyes-
I just... don't like sex scenes... >.>
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You probably won't like WWAN 2, then. It's chockful of them.
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Na, I usually just skim through it, giggling at how much Jack moans~ ;D It's quite amusing.
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I pout now! 
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AHHHH! NOOOOO! DON'T POOOOOUUT!!! D= -huggles- I'LL READ YOUR SEX!!!
... I think that last sentence killed some of my brain cells. @_@
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No worries; everything's fine. XD
You read what you want to read. *giggles*
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