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ChadRocco β 31 GoH: Zombie
Published: 2007-10-11 21:01:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 18014; Favourites: 317; Downloads: 356
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Dating a Zombie isnβt very smart,Sheβll want your brain
Before she even thinks about your heart.
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She's fricken hot but I'm afraid because I might get the infection (And if I did it with her, guess where the virus would start
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For all the people who would "tap that", congratulations on your new deadly infection. Officials will be waiting with a gun aimed at your head.
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...I don't want to be negative, but did you mean to put a right hand on a left arm?
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Comet don't do it
Comet: FUCK YOU DEATH
idiot...
(five minutes later)
(two bullet shells hit the ground)
whew they aren't a problem anymore
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Spooky: Umm... Brain, what is this?
Brain: Project Appocalyps! If the world denies me controll I will send forth an army of the undead to devour them all! Mwahahahaha!
Spooky: You mean like the one you just released?
Brain: What? (looks to her right and notices that she had accidentally opened the cage door leading to the outside)
Zom: Braaaaaaiiinnnnssssss.... (hurridly stumbles out the door)
Brain: Ooooh, shhhhhiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!! (worried face)
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(later, Spooky and Zom are lying on massage tables, being massaged)
Spooky: Thanks for scaring Brain like that, mom.
Zom: You're welcome dear, although, I have to ask: what made that girl such a, a uh...well...
Spooky: A bitch?
Zom: Spooky, language!
Spooky: Sorry mom. (sigh) Honestly, I don't know: the girls think she's just evil, I think she's just acting mean to hide some sort of pain.
Zom: Do you really think so?
Spooky: (shrugs)
Zom: Well, from what I saw while in my act, she doesn't seem to get out much. So maybe she's just lonely.
Spooky: More like she needs a boyfriend. (giggles)
Zom: Just what I was thinking. Speaking of 'boyfriends', while hiding in that cage in her lab, I met quite a few handsome zombie boys in there. (singsong)They're single~.
Spooky: (blushing madly) MOMMY!
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Damn, are people STILL writing semi fanfics about myΒ sleep-deprived mid-pubescent ramblingsΒ that I made one Halloween night?
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*MILITIA VOICE* LISTEN TO ME ZOMBEY WOMAN DATING A GUY WONT BE A GOOD IDEA HE'LL LOOK AT YOUR TITS BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT HIS BRAINS
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i like my zombi girl a llittel more fresh, less rottin and her eye in her head
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She must be very stinky, no offense
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Carol Cadaver, a girl all her own. She'll shuffle towards you with a grunt and a groan. Her hands on your shoulders, you think she's the one, and you also assume your in for some fun, but then your feel her chewing her head, and three minutes later, you become the Undead. So, when dating a zombie, here's a small trick. Show her a good time, but bring a BIG stick.
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I don't think zombies would get shot up so much if they looked like this.
also zombie STD joke.
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Dating a Zombie girl could be fun, if you ask for a piece, she might give you one! But if she reaches for your head before you get to bed, I have one word for you: Run!
Looks great.
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Here's a nother one of them "Dead Sexy" themes
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enjoy the way she looks quickly before she starts doing the Triller dance...
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its like return of the living dead 3 in cartoon form
freaky eye nifty spine
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ah great job in this
I love your ryming limrics by the way
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very nice, i really like how you drew her poped out eye and her lips.
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