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Actually a part of a bigger picture, where the Tzimisce ( AndrΓ© ) from Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines was lying in the background in the spilled gasoline.(Because I hate the bastard so, making his freakish creations hunt me through the sewers... (Fighting a Spider Creation while you are levelling melee is not fun experience.))
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Crowley rocks so hard!
Power to torching the place!
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Cute nossie. Heh, King's way and the Warrens were my fave parts due to; (prepare for silliness...) OMGDDRAGONZPLZ!!! And playing rounders using szlachta and a shin gunto
Either that or my dad frying himself at the end of the hallowbrook. Flamethrower-wieldiing Toreador gets glomped by Tzimisce = both get frazzled
Wait, haven't I seen this guy before? Isn't he Crowley?
Not to mention Nosferatu were fun to play in bloodlines, the dialogue rocks. (must join my mate's RPG group for p&
heh, sorry for the rant
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Can't say he was intended to be cute, being a Nossie and all, but thanks. XD
I hated both King's Way and Warrens. >_< (Well, the way to the Warrens anyway. The Warrens themselves are awesome.) But I liked the Mandarin's lab for some reason. :T
I saved my flamethrower for Ming Xiao. Melee-ing her is very difficult, especially when the other spawns join in. D: (Not to mention that it took many tries to melee the Tzimisce (after the transformation) too, but hey, I saved ammo!)
Yessir, 'tis Crowley!
Indeed they were. ( "Is that boil on my back still oozing?" XD )
Never played the Pen and Paper one, just Bloodlines and a little Redemption. (Redemption doesn't work on Vista. ]: < )
No worries, I love getting comments. ^^
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Heh, I have a weird sense of cute, you're welcome!
King's way was pretty easy... until you fight Andrei. (even though he was one of my faves - not to mention I was playing the Malkavian who should have glomped things to death - including LaCroix, Damsel and the Werewolf) Pain in the ass tho fight both times
Now on a reverse angle, Mandarin annoyed the shit out of me. Though if you could play as a Tzimisce the irony'd make me
I don't use it on Andrei - it's more fun to grab the Tal'meh'ra blade and go 'dragonslaying'. Although I did do that bit with Protean 5 and that took 3 goes. (Epic warform fight 
Ming Xio - what a pain in the ass. If you chopped her tenticles off by mistake, mini Ming-Xio clones'd run afer you
Lol, that quote rocks! XD - malks were fun too. And Gary rules! 'what kind of monster do you take me for, boss?' (my reaction - not the dude who obviously didn't go to Ikea for the things in those sewers)
Shame - I love Redemption. My other computer's fan's knackered, so I can't play it in summer, because of the heat.
Thankies!
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Aye, those headjumpers weren't hard to kill, just annoying. (and not to mention that they scared the shit outta me more than once. >_< )
Didn't like Mandarin per se, it was just his lab that was fun. (I also enjoyed beating him up afterwards, hehe. And releasing Barabus of course and see him go apeshit on the guards. )
I actually never got the Tal'mahe'Ra blade, since I missed it in Hallowbrook. *sobs*
Don't remember what I used instead, though. Probably the fire-axe.
I had to read that sentence more than once before I got it right. *mind in the gutter*
God, I hate Ming Xiao. ]: < Stuck up hellspawn is what she is. And her tentacle-babies didn't help make the fight anymore fair.
Gary is great! (I think that about every Nosferatu, but still... (okay, Imalia to a lesser extent. She's a whiny Cleopatra. >_> ))
Didn't play Malk much, but the little bit I played was fun, yeah. They got some neat dialogue.
I liked the little I played of it. :T Which wasn't much, but still.
At least there are rumors that a VtM MMORPG is under development... *grin*
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They were fun too! 
True. But Mandarin was-so-infuriating!
But on my 1st attempt at the Fu Syndicate I did the laser beam part in one go without a scratch. Didn't even think about it. However, that's probably n00b's look, lol
Yeah. I think Mitnick rocked too. Superhacker-turned-vampire. Imagine all the site's he'd have acess too!
Nice!
What Clan do you think you'd be in VtM?
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Fun when they're not trying to give you a heartattack. :T And they apparently can detect Obfuscate! That really got my goat. Especially when a Spider Creation was nearby. (I always sneak past the Spider Creations, since I don't feel like wasting ammo.)
Aye. But you got to kick his arse, at least!
I *HATE* Laser beams in that game!
The ones in the Fu Syndicate weren't all that bad, but at one time while I were doing the Museum, there was some kinda bug, so the right beams didn't turn off and on like they should.
Seriously, I tried. While the bug was meddling with them, I would've done some kinda extreme precision ducking jump to reach a spot that would a half a second later be occupied by a sodding laser.
Failed everytime, argh.
I just ended up saying "screw this" and running straight through the lasers and killing the guy on the end.
Thankfully the bug's fixed now. :T
No idea, really. Naturally, I'd say a Nosferatu since they're my favorite clan (also, because I'm pretty butt-ugly myself, heh.), but I'm not sure if there'd be a good actual answer.
*thinks for a while* Nope, sorry, I have really no idea. :T What about you then? What'd you be?
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I think that's the fun of it
Oh crap, those ugly shits. Lots of running and shotgunning there XP
Yeah. And he contributes to the Odious Chalice.
I LUV MEH LAZERZ! So much fun, like something from Mission Impossible or Ghost in the Shell! Anyway I go through the guards in the museum like a bull in the china shop
For me? Tzimisce. I'm THE biology class freak-queen
That and KFC chicken is more a show than dinner, 
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Hell yes. I rarely use guns in that game, so I put most points into melee, which makes them even harder to fight. D: Thankfully that means I have a lot of ammunition to spare when I actually need it.
Didn't get the Odious Chalice either. *groans and slams head into the table* The Chalice is pretty damn creepy, though. D:
Got myself all points in Obfuscate, so its usually a minimum of slaughter for me.
But I can open doors without becoming visible, how awesome is that!?
Heehee, I guessed so.
I dislike biology class myself. :T
Really? D: Sounds kinda... icky. :/
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Although, the Spas15 gets rid of them pretty quick - I have a slightly lower range than melee in VTMB, to avoid sucking at it, heh
did you talk to the Nagaraja in the bottom of the abandoned hospital? She sends you to nick a statue from the museum; a trade for the (very helpful) chalice. That thing preserved my vamp's ass.
NICE! Playiing as a Malk is good for that too
I love biology - I'm doing it as one of my A-levels!
KFC is so greasy, any taste is wasted. It makes that tuna I eviscerated in a science practical look palatable (and I hate tuna
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Pisha? Yeah, talked to her. Dunno if I have during this playthough though. :T
(reckon I gotta check later. )
Yeah, might try and replay it with a Malkavian at some point.
Ew.
I like tuna however.
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She's another of my faves
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Well, she's gotta eat, and humans just so happens to be what's on the menu.
Wouldn't really call her evil... just, y'know, bloody creepy. She's even living in an abandoned hospital! Can't get much worse. (Okay, unless she lived in the Shalebridge Cradle from Thief 3: Deadly Shadows...)
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I wouldn't call her evil either. I think the idea of the Nagaraja is to think about what a monster is.
The hospital idea rocks like socks!
But I like how she challenges the character's ideas of good and evil.
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Maybe I just have a problem with the whole hospital idea since I'm pretty much a scaredy-cat. :T
Indeed. Inhuman characters for the win! That was actually one of the reasons (aside from playing a vampire (well, any monster in general works)) that this game caught my interest to begin with. First time I saw a picture of Brother Kanker in a magazine, I instantly went "YESSS this game is gonna be awesome!".
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My dad found out about it first and it was a month before I got to play it. (he lives in London) By then he was replaying, and was up to the Hallowbrook basement. I was all;
"OMGKAWAIIDRAGONZPLZ!"
I think you can guess what that was, lol
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I think I played it since the day it was released, or the day after.
Haha, yeah, I think I can. XD
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Cool! I love that game!
The malk should glomp the zulo. That'd be cute X3
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So do I. ^^
And probably dangerous. Might throw him off guard long enough though. XD
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Actually I Think he'd run screaming thinking he had malkie fangirls, lol!
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Haha, who wouldn't? XD
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Exactly. Fangirls can be really twisted 
I've been planning shipping LaCroix with all the other charas,
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I'm not a fan of shipping myself, and especially that pairing I find a bit... frightening.
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That particular one, (when I had the initial idea) literally stopped me in my tracks with_sheer_horror/shock/whatever the hell I was feeling. Ten minutes later I was laughing my ass off at how flaming daft the idea was.
What must have cracked me up was that I'd drawn a human(ish) version of Andrei, (which looks a bit night elf-ish, now I've seen WoW being played, lol) [link]
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Even the thought of it just gives me bad vibes. And mind you, I'm not homophobic. It's just, y'know, the whole "fleshcrafting creep getting it on with a powerhungry asshole". (I dislike LaCroix, see.)
Your version is at least less frightening to pair with anyone, even though I dislike non-canon pairings in general.
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LaCroix got on my nerves a lot too. But the things you think of under the influence of VtMB, Rammstein and chocolate are pretty random.
It could be worse somehow. I dunno how. It could be Jack instead of LaCroix, or with LaCroix *shudders*. 
Aren't Bertram/Jeanette LaCroix/Ming Xiou the only NPC pairs in Bloodlines?
VV annoyed the shit outta me though,
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LaCroix had me thrown out of the room and used Dominate on me, that bastard. :T (Well, I was playing as Crowley, and he's a bit of a foulmouthed arsehole at times, so I can guess why...)
Jack and LaCroix...? o_Γ΄ That's scary, man.
I don't think Bertram and Jeanetter were romantically involved with one anther, nor LaCroix and Ming Xiao.
I had nothing against VV, I thought she seemed like a rather nice person. (at least towards my Nossie, but playing as Crowley, well... can't say she likes me anymore, heh.)
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He's so bleeding snobby! *
I know
Well at least Jack and Andrei can drink shit blood and keep it down, lol
Ture, but I don't know any cannon, heh
She's goddamn plastic. AND she slags off the Nosferatu; is snobbier than LaCroix, spineless, AND prim. (I had to put up with people like that in high school. Most were malicious bitches) Myself, I'd throw her to the Szlachta, if that wasn't tight on them,
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Snobby indeed. *nods*
Oh, oh! I know! E and Lily! Those are the only ones I can think of. :T
Okay, I can agree that she was a bity snobby at times. ("Its Mrs. Velour to you! ]:< ")
But initially, I thought she was rather nice to Nossies, for being a Toreador. (I have a dislike for Toreadors, too.) Oh, and yeah, I had to put up with some people like that, too.
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So I drew him like this [link]
They were so sweet! X3
My method for putting up with people like that is simple - I don't. They usually end up spreading shit about you as soon as they're around the corner. (usually the point where I tell them that I can hear them)
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Mwahaha, Jester. Suits him fine.
^^
Don't really remember what I used to do in those situations. Was a few years back. :T
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And Beckett with his dog bowl!
Gary seems to get his revenge WITH A BIGASS WOK!
Hmm, DON'T do what I did. (Even though I never got in trouble, since they brought it on themselves)
I used to beat the crap out of them in high school. Saying stuff to someones face is one thing, but shitspreading is unforgivable.
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Damn, now you made me hungry for Wok. :T
Dude, I'm very short, those girls could've sat on me, had I done anything.
Not to mention, I'm pretty weak, too. My trusty umbrella could even the odds, though, hehe.
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I suppose Tzimisce blood wouldn't go to well with stir fry, lol
Umbrellas are good. Being short has nothing to do with it, that and one of my mates is a black belt, and almost went and beat the crap out of one of the lads X3
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Yum, Ash wok.
'Cept that my brother went and broke my beloved umbrella, grr... Had to get a new one.
That might be, but I'm still weak as hell, and I've got no Karate skills. Or any real fighting skills whatsoever aside from the tried and true "go apeshit on their asses".
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more bloodform-in-a-bucket, X3
As I said, DON'T try my methods. You're more likely to get into trouble,
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Depends if you cook the whole Tzimisce or just the blood. Wouldn't want to become a Tzimisce ghoul.
Wasn't planning to. I'm not really a violent person.
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I wouldn't cook it! I'd glomp it! XD
I'd rather be a fiend, lol
Same here. But you simply don't piss off someone who kicks like a horse and has a sense of justice,
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Don't forget the spines this time. D:
I do too have a rather strong sense of justice.
Kick like a horse, on the other hand, I do not. >_>
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Won't do! *
Have you ever heard of black pudding? It's basically pig blood and fat inside pig's intestines; fried. (never tried it -didn't like the smell) I wonder if the vamps could eat that?
I kinda run everywhere, so I have quite a lot of lower body strengh - and people wonder how I can carry my bags (it's like they're full of bricks, lol)
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Never heard of it, and I would never try it I think. Probably not. The blood must probably be clean or "pure" for them to chuck it down. And by that I don't mean that it couldn't drugged, since that's what some Sabbat are known for doing with their victims after all. Also, it's part with the fat and the intestine. Unless it's normal blood, they can't keep it down.
I really have no idea to explain how I'm thinkin', here. D:
Same with my backpack. It must be my back that's strong, though, for arm or leg strength I don't really have much of.
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So maybe if they eat tthe blood and throw the rest away they might? (unless Ventrue, although people in England have been eating this stuff for ages)
The Sabbat has junkies? Do they do caffine?
The backpack I travel with's about 3-4ft. And that gets pretty heavy. maybe army trainig might do somthing similarly but on a regular basis?
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I don't think fried blood would work.
All Ventrue aren't from England, mate. LaCroix is from France, after all.
"It is rumored that in the Kingdom of Manhattan, Sabbat Nosferatu kidnap human victims and toss them into their carefully cultivated subterranean forests of fungi. There, mortals are forced to ingest exotic and often lethal hallucinogens. As they 'trip to death', drug-addled Nosferatu feed on them, enjoying a delightful alternative to the standard 'suck-and-shuck'."
The Nosferatu Clanbook, page 65.
Caffine? Not likely. :T
Possibly. Or do you mean 'army' training, or just 'arm' training. :T You wrote 'army', see.
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I know, but they used to be human. Maybe some might miss human food? That kinda stuff might be palatable? That and snails are supposed to taste nice
Is that online? or do you have the clanbook? X3 If so, do you know where to find Clanbook Tzimisce? (*fangirls*)
Even though it'dd give them an edge,
army. Since they have to do endurance training. Probably more intensive thandragging bags to London though,
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What I've read, there is no way a vampire could keep it down forever. There is the "Eat Food" merit, but it only let's them hold it down longer than before. After all, they have no way to digest the food, their stomach is withered.
Ew, snails. I can't imagine eating that. Too slimey and too... icky for me.
Got the clanbook right here.*pats it*
I myself bought it from ebay.
You could probably find the Tzimisce Clanbook there too, I haven't checked.
Possibly. Force the victim to imbibe a ridiculous amount of coffee beforehand. Dunno to what grade it'd affect vampires, however.
Ah. I would believe it's more intensive, yes.
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True, and I think they could keep it down for a while before coughing it back up. My mate's got a Malkavian who eats bagels X3
Meh, me too - texture is a killer (can't eat prawns) although I could probably manage locust or something dry.
^^
Not coffee; Relentless - about 40% caffine minimum. (and lots of sugar) 2 cans can cause an average person to go high for a few hours before burning out. I'm surprised that it's still legal
X3
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Aye, they throw it back up after some time. The timelimit depends on if they have the Merit or not. Then, there's also "Projectile Vomiting", hehehe... Works essentially the same way, but with more force when it comes back up.
*imagines someone going around throwing up bagel-dough on the floor* Ew.
Prawns, I can eat, but I dunno about locusts. While I can imagine them being quite crunchy and possibly even tasty, I have no plans of eating bugs.
Hm, never drunk that. Not that drink a lot of energy-drinks nowadays (I would probably need it though. >_>, and I bet that it's sold outside of Sweden. Heck, everything of any interest happens outside of Sweden! D:
However, I'm still not sure about the effects of caffine to vampires.
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Projectile vomiting... Vampires on Jackass! XD
Imagine bishi going around vomiting bagels, weird eh? But there's a bishi ^^
Prawns are... squishy, even though they taste good. Squid is weird though - tastes of nothing.
Yeah. More like everything happens outside England (my country sucks - no conventions and pop culture here has a degree in crap)
Probably like it effects humans maybe?
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