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The main body or base form of my human version of GLaDOS, who offers you "help" through out the game. She speaks many times through out the game but here are some of my favorites.

"At the Enrichment Center, we believe that a highly motivated test subject can carry out rather complex tasks while enduring the most intense pain, so in case you don't make it through the testing, goodbye."

"If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline."

"Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like (deep male voice) 'NO WAY!' (normal voice) and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!"

"Well you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path...now I have a surprise for you."

"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"

"This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you? The difference between us is that I can feel pain."

"I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly it's not deadly at all--TO ME. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny."

"Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I KNOW! You're going to find out first-hand before I can finish telling you, though, so I won't bother. I'll give you a hint: you're going to want to pack as much living as you possibly can into the next few minutes."

(c) GLaDOS belongs the the makers of PORTAL

Description
The main body or base form of my human version of GLaDOS, who offers you "help" through out the game. She speaks many times through out the game but here are some of my favorites.

"At the Enrichment Center, we believe that a highly motivated test subject can carry out rather complex tasks while enduring the most intense pain, so in case you don't make it through the testing, goodbye."

"If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline."

"Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like (deep male voice) 'NO WAY!' (normal voice) and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!"

"Well you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path...now I have a surprise for you."

"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"

"This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you? The difference between us is that I can feel pain."

"I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly it's not deadly at all--TO ME. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny."

"Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I KNOW! You're going to find out first-hand before I can finish telling you, though, so I won't bother. I'll give you a hint: you're going to want to pack as much living as you possibly can into the next few minutes."

(c) GLaDOS belongs the the makers of PORTAL