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Published: 2012-02-01 00:11:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 2666; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 25
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Request for , although I doubt this is what he initially wanted. It has a bunch Ooo's ladies and Finn, so I guess it's kind of what he requested. Kind of...So here we have a hoard of lonly women attempting to take advantage of a young teenage boy. Finn may not look too willing to comply, but I'm sure he doesn't mind too terribly the presence of at least two of them there gloggers (LSP not being among the pair, evidenced by her face being booted).
I'm sure people are wondering what the fuck a glog is by now, so to sum up, I once heard that the term for forcefully hugging someone is called glogging. So now I use that term, obscurely slang as it may be. You probably thought it was something perverse, didin't you?
No, but my inspiration is. [[link] I listened to that song almost the entire time I was drawing this. Don't judge me.
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Oh my cheese... Hehehehe! 
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I aim to cheese...
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The word cheese was the punchline, so obviously it wasn't intended to be a great joke. So don't you be making dirty faces at me.
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holy cow man its like they want to eat him or some thing
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One of my inspirations was a zombie hoard, so yes. Very astute observations, but I don't think devouring his flesh is what they had in mind.
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eh its still a thought
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If your mind's as dirty as mine, then it's a very perverted thought...
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yes i probably do have a mind like you
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Good to know I'm not the only one.
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yep were like a endangered species
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I hope it's something ressembling what you wanted.
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I'm glad you like it.
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I love how the Princess' expressions range from innocent affection to downright sinister rape.
The lack of Hotdog, Doctor, and Raggedy princesses make me sad, though.
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I was gonnna add Doctor Princess, but then I erased her 'cause it was starting to get muddled. The other two I hadn't honestly thought about. Hotdog princess placed ever so skillfully in that blank space between Finn's spread eagle legs would have made this pic a bit rape-ier though (and also a whole lot more hilarious).
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Hotdog Princess is possibly my favorite Princess ever. I entirely ship her and Lady Rainacorn--it's hot, elongated lesbian action. 8B
That would have been just the perfect place for Hotdog Princess. Pity it didn't come to pass.
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I don't really ship Lady with anyone, but I pretty much just go with Jake 'cause it's canon. I actually kind of want to see their mutant hybrid baby aboninations.
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I love Lady Rainacorn. She's fabulous.
Don't get me started on their babies. I'd love to see them, but I know my first instinct would be to check the number of chromosomes in dogs and horses to see if they'd be even vaguely compatible.
...and that just takes the whimsy out of it.
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But can you check the chromosomes of a dog to a rainbow? I'm guessing not...
I hope that takes the scientific edge off of that.
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All that does is make me want to reconcile Lady's biology, and that's impossible and therefore maddening. :I
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For what? It's not your fault I'm anal.
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No, but I had prior knowledge of that fact before putting forth that conundrum.
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Eh, you can hardly be held accountable for how I respond, dude. It's chill.
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A'ight, I'm totally zen now.
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Alas, Finn, this is what happens when you're just about THE ONLY ELIGABLE MALE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. (Seriously. Is he, like, the ONLY guy there? Jake gets a pass for having a steady relationship, though.)
The best we can hope for is that Marceline and Bubblegum realize that everyone else there is also after Finn and that they get competitive and spirit him away for their own means. After that...well, it's preferable than if he had been spirited away by, say, LSP.
Also, he probably wouldn't mind so much if it was just Marceline and Bubblegum. It'd freak him out a little, sure, but at least he'd be marginally safer!
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I kind of figured this must be what valentine's day (or it's possible equivilent) must look like in Ooo. I'm sure there's more single dudes kicking around, pretty sure Ash is lurking off somewhere, being all creepy and what not. Although he may not qualify as a dude anymore after a vampire kick to the groin. I'd say the hero boy probably has to be the most desirable suiter though.
I really can't imagine Finn being too upset about Marcie and PB taking advantage of him. Haha, he's a "never ending source of energy, a living dynamo," I'm sure the ladies would appreciate that fact.
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Speaking of Finn and Ash, I think that may qualify as living proof that nice guys are inherently awesome; all the girls want Finn, and no one even remembers Ash. (Marceline is apparently a horrible judge of character, but my headcanon is that she was dating Ash before Finn was even born, so probably doesn't count.) So, yeah, Finn is a WAY better suitor. As Marceline has apparently realized. And nothing says 'good suitor' like restoring a girl's missing memories to set right what went wrong and revealing embarrassing memories of your own, all to expose a jerky boyfriend's trickery!
Finn is almost certainly only bothered by all those other girls; my headcanon skews towards Fubbleline more and more (in the sense of their relationship naturally evolving into an OT3 and them going 'hey, why not'?) and, of course, them taking advantage of him, tricky girls. (I'm remind of the fanfic 'Oh, Marceline!' even as I write that.) When he realizes the implications of that never-ending source of energy thing...well, he'd kind of HAVE to be, with PB and Marcie!
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Maybe Ash will hook up with the tree witch, they seem about right for eachother...
Ha, "hey, why not?" Sounds legit to me, I can't really think of any reasons why it couldn't work myself.
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My sole consolation for the jerkyness of ASh and the tree witch is the fact that in at least one alternate universe they were slain by Decepticons! And there was much rejoicing.
I'm still trying to write a good Fubbleline fluff story, and in the brainstorming sessions I have with myself one of the most prominent themes is that none of them upright decide 'hey, let's be a threesome' but that years pass, their relationships get more powerful and important, and they just end up growing into a three-fold loving and stable romance. (And will probaly be an element in my in-progress Finn-Thor concept, since it's part of my headcanon that Bubblegum is an alchemical creation and is a lot older than she looks and theoretically immortal, which ties nicely into Finn-Thor's longevity as a god and Marceline vampiric immortality. A union of magic and science and divinity!)
Plus, the three of them together is just a lovely, sweet idea. This OT3 needs more love SO MUCH.
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Ha, well even in canon, I'm pretty sure everyone has to die eventually, even creatures with extended lives. Give it time, they'll croak.
So uh, when you do write a fanfic with those three, which two characters are you going to tag in the description thang, if any? Publicity wise, maybe you should go with Bubblegum and Marceline, they're getting a lot of attention.
And holy hot damn, I'm pretty stoked for your Finn-Thor thing, 'cause it seems like you've tied everything together perfectly.
Yes, they do need more love. Maybe I'll hit up SinkyFoot with a Fubbeline request, I've yet to ask anything from her.
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The question of Ragnarok DOES come to mind; I've thought about Finn-Thor deciding to try and avert or at least delay it by making peace with the Fenris Wolf and the Midgard Serpent. (With the latter being something like his sit-com arch-nemesis.)
I figure I'll tag the character whose point of view it will be; in the stories I've tried to write, it's been from Bubblegum's point of view, so probably Bubblegum and Marceline with a note on the Fubbleline in the summary.
A Fubbleline from TheStinkyFoot would be EPIC.
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Or will it?
... Maybe only kind of, but we have to take the good with the bad, I suppose.
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I can't stop laughing! Even though you efficiently made me hate LSP, she's my favorite in this picture. She's all grabby like a little irritating kid!
I feel really bad for Finn, oh well. (That's what he gets for being so cute Hatless)
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I like her in this 'cause she's getting kicked in the face. I know, I'm a horrible person. Well, at least to LSP...
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