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CherryFlavored-Crack — Zack and Andy
Published: 2005-11-24 06:26:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 86; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 4
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Description Zack and Andy went to a party. Someone got drunk and started beating up Andy. Andy, is not strong, but he had anger which would encompass his whole body and then some. Andy was pinned on the floor while this jack-ass just sat there, beating the living daylights out of him. Zack tried to pull the mo-fo off of him, but he was still to weak as well...
Along comes a super powerful ninja, who’s name can’t yet be revealed, probably because I don’t know it... The ninja came from the East. And then, to add injury to insult, along comes a flippin’ pirate, right? And their eyes met, they glared, and the tension what thick. So think in fact that Zack cut some out with a butter knife, and baked it in the oven at three-hundred-fifty-degrees-Fahrenheit. So, Andy, being pummeled, while Zack was baking some tension, and the ninja and pirate were creating it, Andy started screaming!
“Wah Davavavavava slavagah! Gagoon!” Pure giberish, making no since at all and the peo--




      I do apologize, but this story has been shut down by the Federal Government, because it contains a recipe on how to make bottle rockets. So suck the FCC’‘s fat ass! Biatch!

Lol I bet that if I keep talking mean about the FCC and federal government, I’ll get an e-mail saying stop or we’ll lock you in prison for treason! Go-go-go-go-go me!!!!!!!!!,
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Comments: 6

DrWayne [2005-11-26 00:17:31 +0000 UTC]

ingenious.

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SesshouYasha [2005-11-25 00:05:08 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha. ^^ Great, that's great.

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canti7 [2005-11-24 15:01:22 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Psycho333 [2005-11-24 11:02:39 +0000 UTC]

the FCC does suck a**

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Sasuru [2005-11-24 06:31:39 +0000 UTC]

omfg! ur so hilarious (lmao)

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CherryFlavored-Crack In reply to Sasuru [2005-11-24 06:34:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. Please, read Andy is an Anarchist, it's better than this crap.

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