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Chess-Man β€” Tofik the disturbed

Published: 2010-01-09 22:20:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 1734; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 47
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Description This is a true story, I shit you not.

In my house there are 5 cats, where Tofik is the second youngest. I love this guy mainly because of his really intense stare. Today I've learned that this little sucker apparently undestands human language. I was talking with my aunt about the supposed 2012 polar shift and it's possible consequences, and the world going back a couple centuries. Now my dear auntie had this here cat on her lap. At some point of the conversation, I noticed that she's starting to cling to the the cat. I asked her why is she doing that, she replied: "Pudding and cookies" Me: "Well why do you think we're keeping those? Iron rations!" Now at this exact moment the cat turned over and looked at me like he was thinking "Over my dead body, pal." Instant ROFL...
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darklife14 [2012-06-28 00:43:33 +0000 UTC]

I simples LOVED this cat x___x

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SakuraNeko12 [2012-01-08 04:08:40 +0000 UTC]

that's so cute X3

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Youlo [2010-01-11 17:08:31 +0000 UTC]

Scary little sucker...

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r2dwa [2010-01-11 09:14:23 +0000 UTC]

dobry kot!

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theranforgotten [2010-01-10 16:31:47 +0000 UTC]

U ciebie tylko normalne wydarzenia sΔ… nienormalne, bo tak rzadko siΔ™ zdarzajΔ…...

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gzegzolka [2010-01-10 14:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Ta mina jest super

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Levia-the-Dragon [2010-01-10 10:19:19 +0000 UTC]

Cats are pretty perceptive bastards...

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Syrox-495 [2010-01-10 01:26:35 +0000 UTC]

That's a pretty serious cat.

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NevermoreFox [2010-01-09 23:27:53 +0000 UTC]

pudding and cookies?

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Chess-Man In reply to NevermoreFox [2010-01-09 23:47:11 +0000 UTC]

That's a quote from some funny show by my country's cabaret called "Ani Mru mru". One of their shows is about a guy who has a complaint in a chinese restaurant. Here's a part of it:
Client:"This soup is propably made out of a dog"
Chinese guy:"Oh no we make beef from dog"
Client:"I'm afraid to ask what're you making from cats"
Chinese guy:"From cats we make pudding and cookies"

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SHarles25 In reply to Chess-Man [2010-01-10 23:40:01 +0000 UTC]

OMG, rotfl

Poor kitty, its more cultivated than we think, hehe

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NevermoreFox In reply to Chess-Man [2010-01-10 01:14:47 +0000 UTC]

lol that's actually funny

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Jmaczek [2010-01-09 22:58:19 +0000 UTC]

5 cats? I have 7 Dogs (well usualy 2 but One of them get puppies)
Btw nice cat you have xD

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MrVorhias [2010-01-09 22:28:28 +0000 UTC]

Maybe it's the sepia tone, but I can't help but think of the webcomic Lackadaisy Cats looking at this.

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Frost-Lock In reply to MrVorhias [2010-01-09 22:41:51 +0000 UTC]

I think you mean the Laugh-Out-Loud cats.

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MrVorhias In reply to Frost-Lock [2010-01-09 22:47:33 +0000 UTC]

Nope.

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Frost-Lock In reply to MrVorhias [2010-01-09 22:58:32 +0000 UTC]

Then you have not read Laugh-Out-Loud Cats and their sepia felines.

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MrVorhias In reply to Frost-Lock [2010-01-09 23:04:00 +0000 UTC]

I have.

I was referring to a different variety of sepia felines:

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NevermoreFox In reply to MrVorhias [2010-01-09 23:34:04 +0000 UTC]

ha lackadaisy...

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tesd13 [2010-01-09 22:22:36 +0000 UTC]

roftl XD

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tesd13 In reply to tesd13 [2010-01-09 22:23:41 +0000 UTC]

uΕ›miaΕ‚em siΔ™ a rzadko mi siΔ™ zdarza

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