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chezarawolf — Poor Venom
Published: 2007-12-15 18:19:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 3474; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 21
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I know Venom wouldn't let me molest or cling to him, but it's funny. This is crappy quality work, but I don't care because it's funny as Hell. I know the video camera looks like a box, but oh well. Huh...that rymed.Venom and Spider-man (C) Marvel Comics
If you can't read what it says, here ya go.
S-M: I got a call about a 'rape'.
Venom: Thank God, SM, help! This chick is out of her F*&$# mind!
S-M: Whoa, wait a second; are you telling me that you're the victim here?
Venom: Yes! Now help us! She's touching me in places...
S-M: I'll be right back.
Venom: Call the F$%&* swat team!
Fan (me): Weee!!!
*10 seconds later*
Venom: Where's the swat team? And the tear gas?
S-M: HAH! Are you kidding? I'm putting this on YouTube. 'Venom gets molested by fan'. Hilarious!
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Comments: 30
that is funny as hell but I must know is that venom Eddie Brock or Mac Gargen
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oh that is ok I read your bio were a bit alike
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Somehow I knew my favorite Marvel character has fangirls, too. This is too funny!!! No wonder why Venom despises Spidey alot, because he's in no good use to help!!!
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LOL, yep! I don't know what it is about him, but alot of girls find him sexy.
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i never laughed so hard in my life. Venom is one of my favorite spider-man villains, as is the Lizard, Man-Wolf (a werewolf villain), and Carnage. I hope we see them in any of the upcoming Spidey movies.
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I think Carnage is going to be in the 4th movie. I can't wait!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOH! YES!
sorry. my friend said she didn't think they were gonna make any more, so carnage would never show. but you just made me happy! congrats!
If you died your hair brown, we could be venom-raping twins lol!!!
VENOM-RAPING FANGIRLS, UNITE!!!
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LOL, good to know there's more Venom-wanting girls out there. I don't know what it is, but something about him is just irresistable...maybe it's the tongue...
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Hahah i KNOW its the tongue. I just got a poster of em at SunCoast. It's just his face, with his mouth wide open, and his tonuge hangin out. it. is. sexy. lol
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Mmmmm....hot damn. LOL, I'm so weird.
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If it is, I hope they cast someone who can live up to Carnage's role.
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I had fun doing this one!
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Lol, I can't imagine! 
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Lol, the second to last panel cracks me up, with the fan hanging from his arm!
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