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Description
I need some points real quick, and it was evident that the best way to do it was to produce this super *O* KAWAII OC, whom I named "Turd".

Please give LOTS AND LOTS of love to Turd
Turd can:
-Cook
-Clean
-Paint
-Warm your bed

Personality
-Shy at first, but once you get to know him, he's a real charmer
-Great Swimmer!
-Likes to cling on to you.
-Slightly moist

Breed
-Brown, healthy, Fibrous Mississippi River Log (only 20 minutes old, CUTE!)
-No parasites
-Fully vaccinated

I am a fully experienced breeder with many years in the trade; for only 50 Points, you can take Turd home along with the limited time offer of a mystery canvas -- a blank piece of paper that will surprise you with a cute adoptable of your choice! Think about all the fond, warm memories you'll make together with him C:

You may not
-change the design in any way
-use without lawful ownership
-copy or reproduce this intellectual/bodily property.

SEND THE POINTS AND WE'LL TALK

oh and if you didn't see the joke yet I was trying to poke fun at the way people will buy anything on DA; there, haha.
seriously, I think people should put more effort into making the things they try to sell

Description
I need some points real quick, and it was evident that the best way to do it was to produce this super *O* KAWAII OC, whom I named "Turd".

Please give LOTS AND LOTS of love to Turd
Turd can:
-Cook
-Clean
-Paint
-Warm your bed

Personality
-Shy at first, but once you get to know him, he's a real charmer
-Great Swimmer!
-Likes to cling on to you.
-Slightly moist

Breed
-Brown, healthy, Fibrous Mississippi River Log (only 20 minutes old, CUTE!)
-No parasites
-Fully vaccinated

I am a fully experienced breeder with many years in the trade; for only 50 Points, you can take Turd home along with the limited time offer of a mystery canvas -- a blank piece of paper that will surprise you with a cute adoptable of your choice! Think about all the fond, warm memories you'll make together with him C:

You may not
-change the design in any way
-use without lawful ownership
-copy or reproduce this intellectual/bodily property.

SEND THE POINTS AND WE'LL TALK

oh and if you didn't see the joke yet I was trying to poke fun at the way people will buy anything on DA; there, haha.
seriously, I think people should put more effort into making the things they try to sell