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Published: 2009-02-10 06:18:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 4774; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 49
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Description We ride with kings on mighty steeds
across the Devil's plain...
-Tenacious D

Chief's awesome quote comes to us courtesy of of one of my favorite webcomics, "Order of the Stick" [link]

I really like the 6th panel of this (Where Jormund and Fracture are dwarfed by the wave) 1,000 Chief points to anyone can think of an ispirational poster caption (you know the kind) that would accompany that panel. Double if I shoot vodka out of my nose while reading it.

Hope you enjoyed my 3rd round. I love double battles, so I figure my trainer would do pretty well with them. Jormund can jump really high, I addressed this a little in the first round, and he does it again this time, as he jumps through the waterfall to smite Miracle. Its because he trains with Chief riding on his back. Without lugging the extra 260+ lbs, Jormund finds himself a lot swifter.

That little panel where they get rained on is supposed to be the wave halting, and dumping on anything around it. It looks like crap, so i figured it wasn't very clear.

Page 1: [link]
Page 2: [link]
Page 3: [link]
Page 4: [link]
Page 5: You are here.

Bracken (c)

Now check out Bracken laying the smackdown on Chief here! [link]

In case you missed them:
Round 1: [link]
Round 2: [link]

ROUND 4 STARTS HERE! [link]
Round 5 STARTS HERE! [link]
ROUND 6 STARTS HERE! [link]
ROUND 7 STARTS HERE! [link]
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Comments: 44

NorthrendComics [2010-08-10 08:08:30 +0000 UTC]

FEAROW? i see animal abuse here!!! or u know something in that way

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Heiru [2009-08-05 00:07:23 +0000 UTC]

I love the Order of the Stick reference.
Bonus points!

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Chance-n-Characo [2009-06-09 19:47:49 +0000 UTC]

Aw man... I'm trying to catch up on all your battles but this page wont load ... Weak dude...

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chief-orc In reply to Chance-n-Characo [2009-06-09 20:58:15 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, its opening up fine on my screen. Maybe you just need to try loading it again.

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Chance-n-Characo In reply to chief-orc [2009-06-10 06:29:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh noez! Now I'll never know whether chief winz and goez on to teh next round D:! lol... Oh well... Its just one page... I've tried multiple things to fix it, but it doesnt work... Not like I don't know how it ends, in case my sarcasm wasn't clear, lol...

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NeterG [2009-05-20 22:05:58 +0000 UTC]

But is Chief acctually shoeless?

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chief-orc In reply to NeterG [2009-05-20 23:52:07 +0000 UTC]

Chief is always shoeless.

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Kousagi7Yami [2009-03-05 00:14:18 +0000 UTC]

BELKAR QUOTE! AHH! You are my new best friend.

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chief-orc In reply to Kousagi7Yami [2009-03-05 16:36:00 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha! Belkar is the man!

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Bluu02 [2009-02-28 19:31:29 +0000 UTC]

...another fine ending. ONWARD TO ROUND 4!!!! (if its out yet)

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StarBomber109 [2009-02-17 04:28:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god

A bear,

he's wearing a bear,

AWESOME!

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ScrambledMeg [2009-02-17 02:10:18 +0000 UTC]

I love the way Fracture and Jormund charged into the surf with an ice shard, it was such an epic scene!! Chief is indeed a sexy shoeless god of war.

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tenko72 [2009-02-16 19:56:27 +0000 UTC]

This was amusing.

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okamitsuki [2009-02-15 01:29:34 +0000 UTC]

rotflmao
I'd like some Fearow...looks tasty...

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brackenhawk [2009-02-11 13:10:25 +0000 UTC]

..thank you <3

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squattingturnip [2009-02-11 05:15:14 +0000 UTC]

Here you are: [link]

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merely-mango [2009-02-10 18:44:21 +0000 UTC]

MMM Fearow leg <3

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chief-orc In reply to merely-mango [2009-02-10 19:01:00 +0000 UTC]

breakfast of champions

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merely-mango In reply to chief-orc [2009-02-10 19:02:28 +0000 UTC]

I want to go to the Renfest now. C:

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Iron-Zing [2009-02-10 17:36:59 +0000 UTC]

SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR XD Oh man that made me lol so hard ;0


WHOOO GO JORMUND! He rocks

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Kiyamasho [2009-02-10 17:06:06 +0000 UTC]

lol i love how they end up in a joust!!!!!!!

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chief-orc In reply to Kiyamasho [2009-02-10 18:56:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! That was actually the entire motivation for me to set this at a ren-fair, just so I could end it with a joust!

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Kiyamasho In reply to chief-orc [2009-02-10 19:59:11 +0000 UTC]

well then you totally succeeded cuz it was epic

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LordoftheBling-XXL [2009-02-10 13:55:01 +0000 UTC]

"We walked with Jesus and his cross. He did not die in vain!"

Chief, this was an awesome PCBC match. The whole ren-fair thing was a brilliant idea. I can't wait to see what else you come up with!

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chief-orc In reply to LordoftheBling-XXL [2009-02-10 18:48:00 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha! I'm so happy you knew the rest of that song! The first 2 lines of it were running through my head over and over when I was working on the panels with Jormund/Fracture charging the wave. I dunno, for some reason, it seemed oddly appropriate. I almost wrote those lines on those panels, but decided not to at the last second.

Thanks for coming back to every battle and supporting it, even though nothing but bad things happens to you in these.

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LordoftheBling-XXL In reply to chief-orc [2009-02-10 23:22:33 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I swear I was just listening to that song when I logged into DA! Tenacious D is pretty sweet, it would have been funny if they were in the background of the PCBC as bards for your ren-fair... Anyways, how can I not support your fights? I LOVE the fact that I somehow get destroyed each battle! Violence really makes my day!

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cocowoushi [2009-02-10 13:38:49 +0000 UTC]

JOUST~!!

Chief is still so awesome.

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Norcinu [2009-02-10 12:01:31 +0000 UTC]

Such a gentleman to the girl by offering her a piece of nicely cooked meat instead of gloating at her and lowering her spirits :3

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vonofdeath [2009-02-10 11:10:28 +0000 UTC]

mmmmm fearow XD...WIN for da barefooted barbarian

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Fluna [2009-02-10 10:01:56 +0000 UTC]

You comics, your plots, they amaze me! I liked how you fit the ren thing even in the battle ^^

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xSheepi [2009-02-10 08:45:07 +0000 UTC]

OMG YES. Charging at the waterwall with nothing my an icicle spear.... they're... so brave! Your Pokemons are so goddamned epic; that whole jousting thing ties in so well to the fair; and it's just full of straight-up bad-assery. Hella cool way to end this round, I'll look out for you in the next round okay.

Dude... every panel here is epic, this whole comic just read so well. For the record, that dumping water panel just after the KO was clear.

His roaring expressions are always epic, he truly is the Sexiest, shoeless God of War ever.
Those last two panels are gold; Chief with those tiny little eyes are just so.. perfect. If she doesn't want it... can I have her Fearow ?

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chief-orc In reply to xSheepi [2009-02-10 18:55:32 +0000 UTC]

No, no fearow for you!

Man, your comments just make my day I had a lot of fun drawing that waterfall charge panel (Probably my favorite panel in the whole battle) Sometimes you just need to crank up the epic for a win.

I hope to see you in the next round as well! The queen of gore and the king of epic have some unfinished business

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candeldandel [2009-02-10 07:45:43 +0000 UTC]

YOUR FACES IN THE LAST PANELS = WIN

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Applewaffles [2009-02-10 07:37:24 +0000 UTC]

I was so expecting a dramatic hail to the Chief. But fearows are good too. I love the jousting Fracture, very fitting to go with the fair theme.

Awesome battle as always! *hails*

Ps. Inspirational poster "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-let's ride this shit." I dunno. D:

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chief-orc In reply to Applewaffles [2009-02-10 18:59:10 +0000 UTC]

I think the god of war statement was his standin hail to the chief catchphrase. But stick around, if I make it through to round 2, I'm sure there will be some awesome hail to the chiefing to be done.

Thanks for reading!

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TheTenk [2009-02-10 07:32:53 +0000 UTC]

GO AGAINST THE FLOW above
GO AGAINST THE TIDE beneath

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DinosaurCraig [2009-02-10 07:25:17 +0000 UTC]

if you want a motivational poster then
Surf
its like all those other big waves in life, u gotta charge it head on.

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michielynn [2009-02-10 07:13:44 +0000 UTC]

OMG CHIEF YOUR SUCH A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WARRRRR!

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goodcitizen [2009-02-10 07:12:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Chief is so so preciously goofy. I love the last panel! As usual, great finish and an awesomely dynamic battle!

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FluffyScootabunny [2009-02-10 07:05:04 +0000 UTC]

Last panel is my favourite. Definitely.

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CrayolaSquirrel [2009-02-10 06:53:16 +0000 UTC]

you are, indeed, a sexy shoeless god of war. <3

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SuperMarthAndRoy64DS [2009-02-10 06:35:58 +0000 UTC]

Also, it's stupid of me to ask the obvious, but... does Fearow taste like chicken? Or is it a little dryer and tougher?

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SuperMarthAndRoy64DS [2009-02-10 06:34:18 +0000 UTC]

MILOTIC USED SURF
It's super effective.

...Not planning to win anything, just what I first thought, since you asked.

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chief-orc In reply to SuperMarthAndRoy64DS [2009-02-10 06:50:02 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm, fairly obvious, but, what the Hell.
1,000 Chief points to you.

And fearow tastes more like turkey, with a hint of condor.

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