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WARNING CHIOKY DID NOT MAKE THIS!There is a question that has baffled mankind for many centuries "How do you butter or Jam toast without using a knife?" Some people say you use a spoon, others say use a fork and the wierd say use a spork. For my brothers third project he has successfully answered this question which is the bane of mankinds existence. The answer was to get an empty deodarent stick and make sure it is very clean. Than cut out a stick of butter and insert it inside and SCREW it in. For the Jam you just have to JAM it in tightly so that theres no space. Thus You can apply your butter or jam onto your toast without the use of any cuttlery atall. How you use it is simple you just butter or jam your toast like you would apply deodarent on your underarms.
In all seriousness as long as its cleaned out and sterile its okey to use XD
WARNING CHIOKY DID NOT MAKE THIS!
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Comments: 243
chioky In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 19:14:52 +0000 UTC]
do remember this is following tutorials found on the internet XD
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chioky In reply to CaptTreasureTroveTi [2008-08-23 19:15:03 +0000 UTC]
who knew buttering toast could be so cutting edge and trendy
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shego109104 In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 16:42:53 +0000 UTC]
Your brother's got some crazy ideas I'm sure of it, un. But it's interesting, I'd eat it, un. Tell him keep up the good work, un.
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chioky In reply to shego109104 [2008-08-23 19:14:25 +0000 UTC]
to be a genius a touch of insanity is needed
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shego109104 In reply to chioky [2008-08-24 17:48:34 +0000 UTC]
Good point, I mean the world would be boring if the world's genious' (or anybody in fact) didn't have at least a little insanity, un.
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Laitz In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 16:25:58 +0000 UTC]
That.. kinda has been done already. Pictures of it are all over the internet. [link]
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chioky In reply to Laitz [2008-08-23 19:13:31 +0000 UTC]
we know its already been made, still its fun to do it XD
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dazedgumball In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 16:21:32 +0000 UTC]
This is just wrong in so many ways. Yet, it opens up so many pranks to pull on your roommate.
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chioky In reply to dazedgumball [2008-08-23 19:14:00 +0000 UTC]
they do exist on shelves, but pretty rare lol
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chioky In reply to Toshihiro-Torao [2008-08-23 19:12:46 +0000 UTC]
when food and epic thoughts COLLIDE
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ofSkySociety In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 16:08:19 +0000 UTC]
LOL thats some really smart inventions
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chioky In reply to ofSkySociety [2008-08-23 19:12:30 +0000 UTC]
who knew buttering toast could be so cutting edge and trendy
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xRealitySandwichx In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 16:08:11 +0000 UTC]
There needs to be a cream cheese and peanut butter version of this... and maybe even split it down the middle so you can get PB&J at the same time
This made me think of BB from death note...
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chioky In reply to xRealitySandwichx [2008-08-23 19:12:21 +0000 UTC]
we dont have any of that stuff but you could do it XD
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Devonition In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 15:40:59 +0000 UTC]
I can see how your brother got his phd. -_-
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chioky In reply to Devonition [2008-08-23 19:11:36 +0000 UTC]
he got his masters degree instead XD
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Devonition In reply to chioky [2008-08-23 21:42:39 +0000 UTC]
oh. well I can see the creativity his mind possesses. lol. trebuchets, now butter and jam in deodorant sticks.
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chioky In reply to JamminBison [2008-08-23 19:11:04 +0000 UTC]
and then record it on a video camera and upload it to
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JamminBison In reply to chioky [2008-08-24 04:27:05 +0000 UTC]
I shall, my friend, I shall. >:]
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chioky In reply to SonoHTora [2008-08-23 19:10:28 +0000 UTC]
He gets that said to him daily I bet
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BAn--nIE In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 15:13:00 +0000 UTC]
Ewww...i still think its gross! XD AHAHAHA!
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chioky In reply to BAn--nIE [2008-08-23 19:10:00 +0000 UTC]
when food and epic thoughts COLLIDE!!
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DuetMaxwell In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 15:11:05 +0000 UTC]
What will your bro think of next?
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chioky In reply to DuetMaxwell [2008-08-23 19:09:17 +0000 UTC]
well hes making a model gun right now, the portal gun 8D
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Gentleman-Adventurer In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 15:04:17 +0000 UTC]
They said it couldn't be done, but it was. Where's that Nobel prize?
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chioky In reply to Gentleman-Adventurer [2008-08-23 19:08:38 +0000 UTC]
well technically there are already products like this but it will be rare to find them on shelves XD
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Gentleman-Adventurer In reply to chioky [2008-08-23 20:07:23 +0000 UTC]
Just don't mix 'em up with the real stuff.
"We're late! Come on!"
"Alright, I'm outta the shower! Ah, deodorant." *Splorge!*
"Gah! My armpits are filled with jam!"
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Sachi-pon In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 14:50:23 +0000 UTC]
This is so genius, it's crazy!! XDD
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chioky In reply to Sachi-pon [2008-08-23 19:08:04 +0000 UTC]
who knew buttering toast could be so cutting edge and trendy
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Getsui In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 14:10:38 +0000 UTC]
This should so be submited to the Chindogu Society except for the butter since its already in stick form
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chioky In reply to Getsui [2008-08-23 19:07:47 +0000 UTC]
suprisngly the jam one was also already invented lol
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Getsui In reply to chioky [2008-08-23 21:12:54 +0000 UTC]
really i don't remeber it than again my chindogu book is from 2005 and the chindogu society has yet to publish a recent one
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Syrae-Universe In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 14:05:59 +0000 UTC]
Wow...
just... ... Wow. D:
that's strangely interesting.
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chioky In reply to Syrae-Universe [2008-08-23 19:07:26 +0000 UTC]
who knew buttering toast could be so cutting edge and trendy
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mrsmonaghan In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 14:04:04 +0000 UTC]
o_o your brother should seriously patten that, I'm not joking, that would be a huge hit.
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chioky In reply to mrsmonaghan [2008-08-23 19:07:07 +0000 UTC]
The butter one spreads really, really badly becuase its like a rock, and the jum is already invented XD
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mrsmonaghan In reply to chioky [2008-08-25 02:19:19 +0000 UTC]
aw really? That's too bad XD It looks great. Maybe it needs a light heater on the bottom of the stick for the butter so it warms it slightly? It might spread better that way XD
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chioky In reply to mrsmonaghan [2008-08-25 11:18:17 +0000 UTC]
What kind of food packaging has an electric battery or motor on it XD
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DarkusAngelus In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 13:51:16 +0000 UTC]
That's pretty awesome! xD; Genius...
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