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ChloroformBoy — a lexicon with undefined words
Published: 2009-08-04 00:02:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 1671; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 6
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i spelt your name out in dominos, but my clumsy elbow kept knocking you over. they were all as blank as this page before i started filling it with gunpowder verses, but you know a thing or two about ‘blank’ don’t you ? you like filling blanks with mad-lib-nonsense. i emptied my word bank because they all reminded me of you; tricky words, foreign words, four-letter words, words i don’t mean, words you don’t mean, words i made up, words i foolishly thought would evolve into sentences, words with no consonants, words with no vowels, words with no letters at all. you’ve always had a fetish for mispronouncing diphthongs like i’ve had a tendency to look past the spelling errors, but our crossword puzzle was never completely finished. probably because you never started.(you never had the attention span)
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I ____ you, but _______ just aren’t _________ anymore.
(verb) (pronoun) (adjective)
Believe me when I ______ say this, but _____________.
(adverb) (cliche quotation)
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i confuse magic markers for veins,
and vanity for attention,
and attention for love,
and love for you.
but your paintbrush temper uglified my awkward canvas with vacuum tantrums, and i’d rather not irritate your jigsaw ego with my automatic writhing carpal.
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the tourguide crayons are coloring over your empty domino pages, and my sharpie knows something you don’t know: your feather limbs and decimal hips taste like the ancient encyclopedias i use for romantic references. if i could, i’d erase your permanent ink and tear out the delicate pages in its misleading binding; i’d rewrite the story of your life, but your textbook is dull without my name in it, and my attention span is weaker than yours.
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dear You,
you won’t read this, but writing ghostletters turns graphite into catharsis and printerpaper into chronic melancholia. my cramped hands and charcoal arms have a mind of their own, but they’re both stumped on the crossword conundrum that is you and me.
sincerely yours, me(ss)
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Comments: 308
inanely beautiful ;]
i just really like the first of those two words
but i LOVE this
very much
good thing suggested i come watch you, you should thank her for getting you another veiwer,
ahah this is so great!
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jfskl thank you so much
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i love this whole thing to pieces
i'm sure you've heard this before devin, but you are one talented son of a gun (: haha
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Well im glad u didnt give up on it..It was wonderful..
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yayyz thank you so much <33
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hehe...
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heehee..well i wish i could do that..
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thank you so much !!
and for the faves
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this is so clever and amazing.
"i confuse magic markers for veins,
and vanity for attention,
and attention for love,
and love for you."
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thank you so much and for the fave
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gah, i love this!
it's so creative and clever.
and like nothing i've ever read before.
which leads me to believe wayyyy more people should be reading your writing since it is brilliant.
sincerely yours, me(ss)
wow. just wow.
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thank you so much !!!!
and yeah, i was pissed becuase the person who stole this took out the (ss) D:
but yeah <333 thanks for the faves <3
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gah, for real. i mean if you're going to steal something you should at least do it right. maybe they weren't clever enough to get it.
(ps. i'm sorry that someone stole your writing by the way. that sucks a lot. but at least you know it mean you're awesome enough that people want to write like you. slight bright side.)
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i guess, but the person even capitalized evrything, like why bother to do that ? sgjsl;aigjsal;kj
oh thanks for the fave, again
you're too kind
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ew, the person sounds like an idiot. capitalization is gross. it sounds like they ruined your poem. i'm sorry times 789878. really.
and you are so very welcome.
and not too kind--just honest.
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dA does have shitty spacing. -.-
Looooved the third stanza-type thing (magic markers).
Another favourite for my building collection . . .
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lol, thank you ! and for faving !
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this is such an innovative and creative piece. (: the second stanza is amazing.
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thank you so much <3
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This really is excellent. I LOVE your beginning line, and the madlib part. Brilliance!
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thank you ! omg, and for the fave <3
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you're welcome. ^.^
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I really like this one.
but your paintbrush temper uglified my awkward canvas with vacuum tantrums, and i’d rather not irritate your jigsaw ego with my automatic writhing carpal.
That part was my favourite!
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lolz, thank you
for the fave
all the usual hehe
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you're much too creative. tis not fair D:
first line is happy times.
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thank you [and for the fave of crouse] first line is true
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some may say so
i disagree
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ohthankyousososmuch
xD
and for faving, of course
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you're most welcome,
of course.
COOKIE
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i agree with Awasteof-paint, but i've been wondering for a long time! Who do you write about anyway???
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haha, i'd rather not say names
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lol if i wrote the way you do, i wouldn't care and just say. but then again i hate the guy that i usually write about XD
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why not ? haha, it's like i CAN'T even bering myself to say the name. -_-
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well every time i think/say his name i just get mad... it sucks when you still like the person but they act like they never met you. but life goes on. there are better people in the world.
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it sucks more when it's a common name
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