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Published: 2013-02-06 18:45:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 5293; Favourites: 100; Downloads: 18
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"Bitch's love cannons!"

Hope you all like it.
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Comments: 46

Viper2458 [2023-07-19 11:54:27 +0000 UTC]

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Severusiana [2018-05-27 11:21:24 +0000 UTC]

ahjajajajajaajajajajajajajaja I can imagine to ALucard doing that.

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ChrisBryer In reply to Severusiana [2018-05-27 13:37:23 +0000 UTC]

XD im glad you like it.

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Elitebloom1 [2015-01-25 03:03:56 +0000 UTC]

X3 Hellsing awesome I still can't get over..

Jan: What you do is you go down to your local Pharmacy. Ask for something called Viagra and it will help you go FUCK YOURSELFΒ 

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ChrisBryer In reply to Elitebloom1 [2015-01-25 05:45:23 +0000 UTC]

HA! Awesome.

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YukiTheEldra [2014-05-22 17:21:54 +0000 UTC]

Did anyone else hear George Lucas

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Sharkfanofthesea In reply to YukiTheEldra [2020-01-10 19:18:30 +0000 UTC]

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ChrisBryer In reply to YukiTheEldra [2014-05-22 17:40:50 +0000 UTC]

#CALLED IT!

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YukiTheEldra In reply to ChrisBryer [2014-05-22 17:52:07 +0000 UTC]

1940's

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L1701E [2014-02-17 17:32:27 +0000 UTC]

: It's the f#$&%^-!


The Major: NAZIIIIIIIIIIIS!


I love Hellsing Abridged.

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Alexlayer [2013-11-22 17:11:03 +0000 UTC]

"Say it!"

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Omnipotent436849 In reply to Alexlayer [2018-03-13 21:06:05 +0000 UTC]

β€œ -_- Fuck you.”

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Alexlayer In reply to Omnipotent436849 [2018-03-14 01:22:10 +0000 UTC]

"After you say it."

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Omnipotent436849 In reply to Alexlayer [2018-03-14 03:09:29 +0000 UTC]

β€œ You’re really going to force me on this?”

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Alexlayer In reply to Omnipotent436849 [2018-03-14 03:52:56 +0000 UTC]

"I'm at half mast! IΒ needΒ to hear this!"

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Omnipotent436849 In reply to Alexlayer [2018-03-14 03:54:50 +0000 UTC]

β€œ FINE! YOU. WERE. RIGHT!”

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Alexlayer In reply to Omnipotent436849 [2018-03-14 03:56:35 +0000 UTC]

"Hnnn-nn-nn-nn-nng-nng-ngr-ngr-ngr...!!"

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Omnipotent436849 In reply to Alexlayer [2018-03-14 03:59:00 +0000 UTC]

β€œ *pissed* JUMP UP YOUR OWN ASS AND DIEEE!!!!*slams down the phone*”

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Alexlayer In reply to Omnipotent436849 [2018-03-14 04:00:13 +0000 UTC]

"Ahhhhh! Houston... we have nooo problems."

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Omnipotent436849 In reply to Alexlayer [2018-03-14 04:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Anderson then kicks down the door, brandishing his blessed bayonets.

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Alexlayer In reply to Omnipotent436849 [2018-03-14 04:04:07 +0000 UTC]

"OK, dude, I just-- I just finished, I'm gonna need like, five minutes over here to recharge--"

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Omnipotent436849 In reply to Alexlayer [2018-03-14 04:10:34 +0000 UTC]

Too late. Anderson just marched his way to the vampire and stabbed him in the chest with one of his bayonets, drawing forth some blood.

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Alexlayer In reply to Omnipotent436849 [2018-03-14 13:36:12 +0000 UTC]

"*draws guns!* Never mind, we're back in business!"

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Omnipotent436849 In reply to Alexlayer [2018-03-14 14:52:15 +0000 UTC]

They both dual for a bit, until Seras decided to step in. β€œ I’ve got you master!”. To which Anderson responded by throwing a bayonet at her. However, he missed and it embedded itself in the wall near her head, thus scaring the shit out of her. Interestingly, there was a note attached to the blade.

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Alexlayer In reply to Omnipotent436849 [2018-03-14 14:59:29 +0000 UTC]

"Ah great, and now she's triggered. Could be all day with it..."

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Omnipotent436849 In reply to Alexlayer [2018-03-14 15:10:01 +0000 UTC]

β€œ The good lord has has passed down blessing to you FILTHY HEATHENS as a sign of good will. A small, private Vatican jet.” He then bends down and picks up his broken glasses. β€œ Now if you two could be so very Christian-like TO SHIP YOUR SORRY PALE ASS OUT! And take your trigger happy Harlet with you! And the woman!”

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winged-panther In reply to Alexlayer [2014-05-26 22:47:59 +0000 UTC]

"Fine. You were right."

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ChrisBryer In reply to Alexlayer [2013-11-22 19:34:27 +0000 UTC]

It's Nazis...

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alucardserasfangirl [2013-02-26 12:49:19 +0000 UTC]

Hey dandy dick....you missed! Woopwoopwoop XD

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FarfetchedIdea [2013-02-12 22:35:42 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! So freaking hilarious!

"Ok first, I was minding my own business..."
"BULLSHIT!!!"
"I wasssssssssssssssa" XD

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ChrisBryer In reply to FarfetchedIdea [2013-02-13 13:27:53 +0000 UTC]

HAHA!

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FarfetchedIdea In reply to ChrisBryer [2013-02-21 23:16:50 +0000 UTC]

If only the real Alucard could act that funny

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girlgamer27 [2013-02-10 12:37:48 +0000 UTC]

I love this! XD

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LunarCatNinja [2013-02-09 04:34:54 +0000 UTC]

Ah Hellsing Abridged. How I love the.

"How the blood soaked Protestant Hell did ye do that?!"

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Sharkfanofthesea In reply to LunarCatNinja [2020-01-10 19:18:46 +0000 UTC]

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ChrisBryer In reply to LunarCatNinja [2013-02-09 17:57:59 +0000 UTC]

Alucard "Fuck you that's how!"

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LunarCatNinja In reply to ChrisBryer [2013-02-09 18:02:18 +0000 UTC]

LoL

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CrimsonPhantom666 [2013-02-08 03:17:10 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious!

I could see Alucard doing that.

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ChrisBryer In reply to CrimsonPhantom666 [2013-02-08 16:50:30 +0000 UTC]

im glad you like it

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kasukabe12 [2013-02-07 16:52:23 +0000 UTC]

XD Funny ep

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ChrisBryer In reply to kasukabe12 [2013-02-07 17:05:28 +0000 UTC]

it was

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kasukabe12 In reply to ChrisBryer [2013-02-07 17:38:23 +0000 UTC]

especially where Alucard pops in and shouts HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY

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ChrisBryer In reply to kasukabe12 [2013-02-07 17:41:49 +0000 UTC]

HAHA! yep, good times

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kasukabe12 In reply to ChrisBryer [2013-02-07 17:55:47 +0000 UTC]

TT^TT i remember it like it was only mins ago

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xXCheeseHamXx [2013-02-07 03:41:48 +0000 UTC]

I cannot believe no one has made a comment on this yet. D8

But seriously, I love that Hellsing Abridged series and I am very pleased someone has made fanart from this. Do you think you will do more?

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ChrisBryer In reply to xXCheeseHamXx [2013-02-07 13:52:25 +0000 UTC]

Iv done one for each episode

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