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these were supposed to be labelled as area 51, but chester said area 69 and cackled (she's drunk, so here I am writing the post for her), so here we are
step right up kyles with your can of monster in hand, who will you rescue from area 51? they're ready to take you to their leader and having you seeing stars with their asses which are out of this world 😍😍😍
yes we did a batch so we could make shitty alien puns. haha spaceship.

vvv please read our ToS before bidding vvv
DlGlTALDRUGS ToSONCE BOUGHT
You will receive an unwatermarked file, unless stated otherwise in the post.No refunds unless there's been a mistake on our end - sorry!Please pay within 48 hours of confirmation - your adopt will go up for sale if we do not receive payment in this time.
YOU MAY
Change the design in any way you wish - gender / species / fandom / colours / etc.Choose to ignore the description / personality given - we do this for fun, but that doesn't mean you have to abide by it!Buy as a gift for someone else - just let us know, and make sure that they see this page. Resell for the same price or lesser than what you paid - unless they come with extra art, in which you can price your adopt however you see fit.
YOU MAY NOT
Repost without appropriate credit.That's it! So long as you're not a dingle, you can go hog wild boo. xx

SB - 7USD/700
MI - 0.50USD/50
AB - 40USD/4000 - comes with fully coloured and shaded chibi, like below:

1. 90s Anime Earth Culture - SOLD Cherryblospom
2. Mind Controlled Fungus - SOLD psychdoktor
3. Hentai Fetish Fanservice - SOLD Figgleknob

Ends 48 hours after the last bid!

Nani?? Dafuq??? What do all of these words mean??

ok so I'm kinda sick of having to explain how da auctions work so here's a crash course fellas

100 = $1
SB - Starting Bid: The lowest possible bid that can be placed
MI - Minimum Increase: The lowest amount you can increase your bid by. THIS IS NOT A STARTING BID. PLEASE DON'T. If you comment the minimum bid increase as the starting bid, you immediately give Chet the right to come to your house and eat your computer. - Brad (Chet was far more crude about this so I wrote it)
AB - Autobuy/Buyout: If you can't be fucked bidding, and you just want it.

PLEASE DO
- Respond to the highest bidder
- Pay within 48 hours of being notified, otherwise the adopt will go to the next highest bid

PLEASE DON'T
- Offer art / characters / sexual favours / your soul
- Complain about/dispute the price of adopts
- Complain about not having enough for the adopt - it does my fucking head in lol
- Ask for holds - you can ask, but the answer is going to be no soz
- Be an asshole - that's our job

please give us money i'm going to see chester in like two weeks and we have no impulse control:

Description
these were supposed to be labelled as area 51, but chester said area 69 and cackled (she's drunk, so here I am writing the post for her), so here we are
step right up kyles with your can of monster in hand, who will you rescue from area 51? they're ready to take you to their leader and having you seeing stars with their asses which are out of this world 😍😍😍
yes we did a batch so we could make shitty alien puns. haha spaceship.

vvv please read our ToS before bidding vvv
DlGlTALDRUGS ToSONCE BOUGHT
You will receive an unwatermarked file, unless stated otherwise in the post.No refunds unless there's been a mistake on our end - sorry!Please pay within 48 hours of confirmation - your adopt will go up for sale if we do not receive payment in this time.
YOU MAY
Change the design in any way you wish - gender / species / fandom / colours / etc.Choose to ignore the description / personality given - we do this for fun, but that doesn't mean you have to abide by it!Buy as a gift for someone else - just let us know, and make sure that they see this page. Resell for the same price or lesser than what you paid - unless they come with extra art, in which you can price your adopt however you see fit.
YOU MAY NOT
Repost without appropriate credit.That's it! So long as you're not a dingle, you can go hog wild boo. xx

SB - 7USD/700
MI - 0.50USD/50
AB - 40USD/4000 - comes with fully coloured and shaded chibi, like below:

1. 90s Anime Earth Culture - SOLD Cherryblospom
2. Mind Controlled Fungus - SOLD psychdoktor
3. Hentai Fetish Fanservice - SOLD Figgleknob

Ends 48 hours after the last bid!

Nani?? Dafuq??? What do all of these words mean??

ok so I'm kinda sick of having to explain how da auctions work so here's a crash course fellas

100 = $1
SB - Starting Bid: The lowest possible bid that can be placed
MI - Minimum Increase: The lowest amount you can increase your bid by. THIS IS NOT A STARTING BID. PLEASE DON'T. If you comment the minimum bid increase as the starting bid, you immediately give Chet the right to come to your house and eat your computer. - Brad (Chet was far more crude about this so I wrote it)
AB - Autobuy/Buyout: If you can't be fucked bidding, and you just want it.

PLEASE DO
- Respond to the highest bidder
- Pay within 48 hours of being notified, otherwise the adopt will go to the next highest bid

PLEASE DON'T
- Offer art / characters / sexual favours / your soul
- Complain about/dispute the price of adopts
- Complain about not having enough for the adopt - it does my fucking head in lol
- Ask for holds - you can ask, but the answer is going to be no soz
- Be an asshole - that's our job

please give us money i'm going to see chester in like two weeks and we have no impulse control: