HOME | DD
Chubbinator — OVER 9000... pounds...
Published: 2017-11-22 17:44:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 8888; Favourites: 231; Downloads: 52
Redirect to original
Description
Me: Is that what I think it is? Dragonball FighterZ? How are you two even playing that? It doesn't come out for the next three months!Cariah: We won an early copy from an eating contest!
Me: You beautiful geniuses! Way to put those guts to good use!
IRL me: I wanna play... (God I can't wait for this game to come out!)
Commission from
Related content
Comments: 76
Divide: Alrighty then! *Deep breath* What does the scouter say about his power level?!
Kaiden: Huh? Why should I run?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Layla: Well, according to this game we're having.... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
Me: It would've been funnier if you said "fatness level" instead of "power level". And Kaiden, I was talking about that...*points to Little Cariah who was now right behind Kaiden. Her stomach gurgled and she was licking her lips*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Divide: Heh... That’s my rabbit... Wait a second, I got an idea! *Divide promptly puts on a Freiza costume* VIRGINIA, HANGING OUT WITH LITTLE BOYS IN SPANDEX, I SEE. (If you already knew the reference, you get a cookie)
Kaiden: Oh, her? I don’t see anything bad about that. *He gives a small scratch Lil’ Cariah... what an asshead*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Layla: *busts out laughing* Haha, Joseph, you're so funny!
Cariah: I don't get it...
Me: You shouldn't have done that Kaiden, now she's got you...
*Little Cariah actually caught his claw in her mouth*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Divide: I wonder if you could call yourself a DragonBall fan, then, “Kakacarrotcake”. You probably haven’t seen it? Haven’t you?
Kaiden: Huh?!? Hey! Stop that! *He tried to kick her down* Let me go! What’s your problem?!?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cariah: Seriously, what are you talking about?
Layla: Don't worry Car, I'll show you eventually.
Me: Her problem is that she's hungry and once she traps her prey, there's no escape!
Cariah: That's what you get for using the "W" word!
Little Cariah: *sucks Kaiden's head in*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Divide: Speak to me when you’ve saw it. I think that’s what you need to see in life to make it complete.... I should probably shave Nick’s head so he could be Krillin, we got something planned.
Me: AAHHH! *Divide chases me with a shaver*
Kaiden: WAIT!! Don’t leave me! Heeeeeelp!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Little Cariah: *gulp*Mmmmm...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Kaiden: LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Cariah: Don't worry, Mom will let you out eventually. But for now you'll be stuck there for awhile.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Kaiden: *Moan* You better not digest me!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Me: She never digested me. She just likes the feeling of someone squirming in her belly.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Kaiden: Can’t I just find where her throat is and climb out? *He began to search for an exit inside the “monster’s” stomach*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Me: You could, but she'd do everything in her power to keep you in there.
Little Cariah: *punches Kaiden through her gut* No! Food stays in tummy!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*Here comes Kayla!*
Kayla: Hey, you two! Have you seen Mason around here? I wanted to ask if he wanted to go-
Kaiden: SIS! HELP MEEEEE!
Kayla: *Slowly approaches Little Cariah while her smile slowly faded into an intimidating stare* Did you.... eat my brother?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Little Cariah: *Grins nervously, but then quickly eats Kayla as well*
Me: NOT MY GIRLFRIEND TOO!!! * I jump in to save Kayla, but I get eaten too* Aw man... sorry about this Kayla...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Kaiden: I think there's still hope!
*Something jumps behind Little Cariah... It had a hideous grin and glowing red eyes... Not to anyone's surprise, It was Nick.* HEIMLICH MANUEVER!!!! *He grabs Little Cariah by the sides, and strangles her like a madman showing no mercy, then does multiple harsh abdominal thrusts, and Kaiden, Kayla, and Mason got shot out of her mouth like torpedoes!*
Kaiden: AAAAAAHHHHH!
Kayla: Wheeeee!
*Whump! They were all free, Little Cariah just liad there, holding her tummy in pain.*
Nick: Hey, at least it went better than the LAST person that tried to eat me.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Me: *was underneath Kayla* A lot better... now I know who to call whenever I get in a situation like that.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Kayla: But for a really hungry one, she is cute! Is she Cariah's kid or something?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Me: I haven't introduced you to Little Cariah yet? You do know Cariah's a time traveler from the future, right? That there's the present time Cariah.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Kayla: Oh! That's cool! It's nice to meet you, Little Girl! *She kept her distance and retracted her long claw....*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Md: So Kayla, you wanted to ask me something before LC devoured us all?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Kayla: ....Why yes. I wanted to ask if you would go out with me some time!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Me: I-I was gonna ask you the same thing! It's just that I was too nervous to say it. Probably would've needed Nick to translate for me like he did with Divide... Uuuh, what do you want to do?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Kayla: Maybe we could go out for a nice walk in a snowy mountain and lie under the night sky to see the aurora in the sky, or perhaps have a quiet walk in a forest and visit that creepy old chateau that was seemed to be haunted! I’m more of a person who likes harmonious areas to visit.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Me: Maybe we can do it all! An adventure for just the two of us? Sounds great!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Kayla: See ya, Mason! *She kisses your cheek and skips off*
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
<= Prev |