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Me: Is that what I think it is? Dragonball FighterZ? How are you two even playing that? It doesn't come out for the next three months!Cariah: We won an early copy from an eating contest!
Me: You beautiful geniuses! Way to put those guts to good use!
IRL me: I wanna play... (God I can't wait for this game to come out!)
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Hmm... maybe they should gain 9000 more :3
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Cariah: That would be nice, but our costumes are already struggling to fit us. I think we'll just stay like this...
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(dude, i am so hyped for SAO: Fatal Bullet! I'm gonna make the hottest chick with the character creator :3))
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HOLY CRAP, I JUST HAD AN IDEA!
What if we took Cariah and Layla as their respective characters, and then we put Divide as Freiza, Kaiden as Gohan, and Nick as Krillin.... and then I ruin reenact DragonzBall PeePee?!?! How does that sound?!
Don't worry, only Kaiden and Divide get the ridiculous faces. XD
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Cariah: I saw it and to be honest, it kinda made me cringe. I don't think I could act the part...
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Divide: *Wearing a Freiza outfit* Are you saying I blew $400 for nothing?!?
Me: ...
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Layla: Of course you didn't, you still get to squeeze my butt! Wouldn't that make you happy?
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Divide: *He jumped up in excitement and happiness* OHOHOHOHOOOO!!!
Me: Hmmm... What about something less weird? Like probably something that you also might not heard of?
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Cariah: Like what?
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This, I guess...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=i9S7w7sqβ¦
But face it, Cariah. Youβd probably prefer those parodies over.... this one.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=CFPvXTZoβ¦
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Cariah: *Watches the second oneΒ and runs away to vomit* Hrrrgh! NO! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE?!!!
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Me: Everything. I can't believe you call yourself a Dragon Ball fan without acknowledging and tolerating the greatness of parody. How DARE you!?
F. Divide: Take it like a man, fatass! I had to watch Nick get disemboweled and eaten alive by his girlfriend!!!
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Cariah: When you said parody, I figured you meant something like Dragon Ball Z abridged! Not this.... mess!
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Me: Well, ex-CUUUUUUUSE ME! Princess! I'm not the one animating stuff, I just asked if you just wanted to be part of a silly sketch! I'm sure Layla would want to do it because of.... Uhhh... Divide?
Divide: *He was laying in a pool of oil, which is the blood of robots, thinking about squeezing Layla's buttcheeks*Β
Me: Shit! Now look what you've done, you killed Divide while we were arguing!
F. Divide: Thanks, Cariah! Now I have her for myself!
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Layla: *fires a Focus Blast at Future Divide, knocking his head off* Guess again!
Me: I'm sure he'll be fine. I always figured he'd have like some creepy spider legsΒ pop out ofΒ his neck if he was ever beheaded.
Layla: *walks up and kisses Divide's forehead* Joseph, wake up sweetie!
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F. Divide: COME ON!!!
Divide: *Suddenly wakes up* Thanks, my love! <3
Me: So... with that outta the way... I think we can't do a DragonzBall PeePee scene if someone isn't willing to cooperate! ...What should we do now?
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Live with it. Itβs an inevitability.
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Thatβs not my problem, you illiterate wank.
Donβt ever talk to me again, and screw you.
Thanks.
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* laughs* I already got I game before you too and the new game that not out yet *bring it out* see told you
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Me: Uh, we don't see what the hype's all about, because...
Me & Vicious: We're not into Dragon Ball...!
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T_T
Did you have to tell us?
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I love those tears in the Lucario's pants ^^
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Null: Wow how much did you girls eat at that eating contest?
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Layla: *takes a deep breath* OVER NINE THOUSAND plates of hot dogs and hamburgers!
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Null: WHAT NINE THOUSAND?! you girls did all this for a dragon ball Z game? i would be in a eating contest if it's for money or a pokemon egg.
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Cariah: It's that good, Null. It's that good!
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Null: Okay i guess it is. well it was nice talking to you and i hope you two enjoy your game. 
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You did a great job with this!Β Their fat looks so soft and puffy!
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...How did I miss that in the description...?
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Funny how I actually remembered to put it in the description this time. I usually forget and notice later, fixing it afterwards.
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I don't think their costumes were mega evolution ready.
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Cariah: They were small to begin with...
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Do they feel better now that they're torn a bit?
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Cariah: Sure does! We'll just call that "battle damage"! *giggles.*
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Yes, the mighty battle between you and your clothes!
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What kind of controller are you two using?!? It's 2017 for crying out loud!!!
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Cariah: It's an arcade style fighting game! True warriors fight with stick!
Layla: Plus, they still make these things. Many of the best fighting game players use these at tournaments.
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Me: Well... I should probably poke my head out in the gaming community now and then.
Divide: Hey, Layla! What does the scouter say about- ....Nevermind, I feel like that's an overused joke. Carry on.
Kaiden: HAH! Look at you two, fat cosplayers playing games, just like an average weeaboo.
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Layla: But I like the joke! I even said it a couple of times today! Go on ahead, Joseph!
Cariah: π‘Mini Me! *points at Kaiden* EAT!!!
Me: Kaiden, you might want to run!
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