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Chyme12 — The Silence of the Paranoids

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Whenever he drank a cup of sweet tea with a chocolate digestive biscuit, part-time postman, Percy Promaethius Postlethwaite became.......'..PSYCHO-TRON.' The psychiactric Avenger!

Wherever he encountered social disorder and mental instability, he donned his gay, jaunty uniform of a white silk doctors coat and spotted bow tie and stalked the side walks of Megga-Dhong City.
Stylishly, with a certain panache, he leapt out upon unsuspecting graffiti artists, as they daubed the drab walls of inner cities with the truths witheld from the general populace. He confronted them and dispensed his immeadiate and undiluted justice!
Without merciful anesthetics, he performed side street lobotomy and reaching for his utility belt, he indiscriminately prescribed anti depressants and vibrating, musical enema's.

Now, no artist was safe.
Now, Truth was the prerogative of the rich!The Cartel of the ruling elite! The monopoly of the hidden masters!

Soon, gangs of Vigilante Psychiatrists were roaming the streets! Righting all wrongs , curing the socially inadequate , policing the NEW WORLD ORDER.
Making the world a safer place.



Hannibal Lector; "And what were they Clarise?"

Clarise Starling; "They were lambs Dr Lector".

Hannibal Lector; "And what were they doing Clarise?"

Clarise Starling; "They were screaming. The lambs were screaming!"




NB. Definition of a paranoid;
Someone who is in possession of ALL the facts !
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Comments: 12

Zilcho32 [2012-01-13 04:28:52 +0000 UTC]

This would make me giggle, if only it weren't so true.

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Chyme12 In reply to Zilcho32 [2012-01-13 08:12:22 +0000 UTC]

I know ! Amazingly, the sleep walkers call us paranoids as if it were some(non-contagious) disease.

Ha ha, If they stay away from you then they may never catch it.

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Zilcho32 In reply to Chyme12 [2012-01-13 08:22:07 +0000 UTC]

Humankind, is that an oxymoron? Alas, common sense is a virtue available to only the rare few! Common sense, another oxymoron.

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Chyme12 In reply to Zilcho32 [2012-01-13 08:44:06 +0000 UTC]

Oxymoron is another oxymoron because how do you know what an Ox is thinking and what right do you have to judge him?

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Zilcho32 In reply to Chyme12 [2012-01-13 08:45:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but have you ever taut a logical?

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Chyme12 In reply to Zilcho32 [2012-01-13 08:51:37 +0000 UTC]

Well, if you must know.................I taught Spock!

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Zilcho32 In reply to Chyme12 [2012-01-13 09:05:57 +0000 UTC]

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Chyme12 In reply to Zilcho32 [2012-01-13 11:49:37 +0000 UTC]

Beam me up Snotty!







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Zilcho32 In reply to Chyme12 [2012-01-13 12:10:30 +0000 UTC]

Hey, look! It's the hillbilly apocalypse.

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CaroleHumphreys [2008-09-13 22:20:01 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, this is great. Graffiti artists beware!

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Chyme12 In reply to CaroleHumphreys [2008-09-21 14:04:59 +0000 UTC]

First graffiti artists, tomorrow.......the World !

There was a song by Donovan and one line goes,
"They never read the writing on the walls!"

In many places around the globe, it is the only place you can read the truth.

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selfregion [2008-09-13 13:38:22 +0000 UTC]

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