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Cid-Vicious — LxA - Itchy and Scratchy by-nc-nd

Published: 2011-04-08 03:54:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 3104; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 0
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Description What if Leo and Anita met as kids? There’s a theory (this source isn’t credible, since I saw that in “Everybody Hates Chris”) that says if two people have a relationship as children, they will never engage in a relationship as adults.

I drew them like it was two different “formal” photos: Anita wearing a dress and a bow in her hair, and Leo, his Scottish kilt and suit.

Leo – “A bow? Sissy…”
Anita – “Says the boy in skirts”.
Leo – “It’s a kilt!”
Anita – “Aw, cute!”
Leo – “Ah, shut yer up!”
Anita – “Make me”.

They then stare each other and realize they should kiss?

Nah! Too predicable!

…And if they fight like rabid animals, as kids use to say? *Itchy & Scratchy theme song*

Why I did this? Because kids fight. It’s fun! Except when someone puts a fork in your eye. So, the pain is unbelievable!!!

They fight,
They bite,
They bite and fight and bite,
bite, bite,bite,
fight, fight, fight,
The Itchy and Scratchy Show
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Comments: 69

IronBloodAika In reply to ??? [2011-04-08 16:20:38 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Behugg [2011-04-08 04:01:20 +0000 UTC]

lol this is funny! so who wins?

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Cid-Vicious In reply to Behugg [2011-04-08 04:24:51 +0000 UTC]

Nobody. Leo’s and Anita’s parents show up and separate them before they hurt themselves more. And next week they forgot all that and are watching Itchy & Scratchy.

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Behugg In reply to Cid-Vicious [2011-04-08 04:28:48 +0000 UTC]

nice haha

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Cid-Vicious In reply to Behugg [2011-04-08 04:39:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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Jose-Ramiro [2011-04-08 03:55:25 +0000 UTC]

And she wins.

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Cid-Vicious In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2011-04-08 04:24:31 +0000 UTC]

Really? Leo is the one holding the screwdriver...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to Cid-Vicious [2011-04-08 04:28:02 +0000 UTC]

If she hits and stuns him, she can grab the screwdriver and...

That's the risk of using weapons; your enemy can get it and use against you, especially with easy-to-use weapons like the screwdriver.

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Cid-Vicious In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2011-04-08 04:39:52 +0000 UTC]

Leo – “Guess you’re right… Luck for me Dad taught me Krav Maga!”
Anita – “Leo! You said a dirty word!”
Leo – “Okay, let’s call that ‘Jew Jitsu’, then”.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to Cid-Vicious [2011-04-08 05:29:43 +0000 UTC]

Anita- Horrible pun.

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Cid-Vicious In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2011-04-08 05:35:34 +0000 UTC]

Leo - "Why must you ruin everything? Oh, I'll soon fix that!..."

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to Cid-Vicious [2011-04-08 05:45:30 +0000 UTC]

Anita- Bring it on.

Two minutes later, they're both at the infirmary.

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Cid-Vicious In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2011-04-09 03:45:42 +0000 UTC]

Anita and Leo - "Mommy!"

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to Cid-Vicious [2011-04-09 03:54:49 +0000 UTC]

Leo's mom- What I told you about bringing a screwdriver to school?

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Cid-Vicious In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2011-04-09 04:21:41 +0000 UTC]

Leo – “The same you said about the hunting rifle, the drill and my Swiss army knife…”

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to Cid-Vicious [2011-04-09 04:23:54 +0000 UTC]

Anita- YOu have all those? Cool.

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Cid-Vicious In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2011-04-09 05:39:37 +0000 UTC]

Leo - "Wanna play?"

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to Cid-Vicious [2011-04-09 05:43:04 +0000 UTC]

Anita *smiles* Yes.

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