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Published: 2011-04-08 03:54:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 3104; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 0
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What if Leo and Anita met as kids? There’s a theory (this source isn’t credible, since I saw that in “Everybody Hates Chris”) that says if two people have a relationship as children, they will never engage in a relationship as adults.I drew them like it was two different “formal” photos: Anita wearing a dress and a bow in her hair, and Leo, his Scottish kilt and suit.
Leo – “A bow? Sissy…”
Anita – “Says the boy in skirts”.
Leo – “It’s a kilt!”
Anita – “Aw, cute!”
Leo – “Ah, shut yer up!”
Anita – “Make me”.
They then stare each other and realize they should kiss?
Nah! Too predicable!
…And if they fight like rabid animals, as kids use to say? *Itchy & Scratchy theme song*
Why I did this? Because kids fight. It’s fun! Except when someone puts a fork in your eye. So, the pain is unbelievable!!!
They fight,
They bite,
They bite and fight and bite,
bite, bite,bite,
fight, fight, fight,
The Itchy and Scratchy Show
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It makes sense to a relationship like that, very funny, and I say that Anita would gain.
Excellent work
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Thank you very much!
How's going?
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Hahaha, that was so funny XD. Well, it is said too that when a relationship starts as hate when they're children it can turn to love over the years. There's a lot of cases of kids who fight and end up sharing their first kisses or even relationships as teenagers ^_^U
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XD aww cute, hey they reamid me a combination of DXC with Gil´s and Rodney´s looking
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That theory is somewhat truthful.
When I was younger, there was this boy that bullied me. He even made me cry a couple of times. I did not like him at all for that reason. Of coures I'm a complete pacifist and I was just 8 at that time. He liked me alot.
Nice touch of using Itchy and Scratchy as a parody to this piece. They do team up once in a while to help their causes. This also reminds me of Lisa Simpson and Nelson Muntz.
Nice job on the sketch
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So, the theory isn’t that crazy at last! So, by this sketch, it’s obvious Leo and Anita will grow up, met again, fall in love and when they figure out, they will be married, with three kids running through the house!
The NelsonxLisa relationship kinda reminds me Leo and his old crush, Sarah: a good, kind-hearted girl who helps a boy filled with rage and despair so he can reveal the best within himself
Wow! Never thought of a kilt this way!
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Nope, it is a theory that can be resolved with the possibility of a future marriage, children and maybe a pet opossum (oh wait, thats Gil)
Sarah looks even more of an saint compaired to Lisa. Lisa has somewhat of a mean streak in her at times and can be rude at times. Lisa does bring out the best in Nelson. She reminds me of her mother, Marge while Nelson reminds me of Homer exceipt that Nelson is pretty smart himself with his business skills.
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My God... Leo and Anita? Gil's parents? Wow...
Truth, and Lisa has my admiration for it. Nelson is just a bit smarter than Homer, however
Sarah does looks like a saint, because she is a sweet Catholic schoolgirl. We do not expect malice from that kind of person, uh? Unless she and Lisa get into a discussion on Religion…
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Oh I can picture it now Conservitive Sarah vs. Liberal Lisa
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That would be the feather-weight match. Izzy vs. Eva would be the main event. Young Leo vs. Anita would be the middle weight match, with the way they fight minus the screwdriver
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Wow! I can already picture Sarah with a crucifix on her collar, and Lisa wearing black gloves with "Darwin" written in white!
It would be really nice to make it up the first boxing match Leo and Anita had [link] that was awfully one-sided (a gentleman should not hurt a lady, right?)
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I have seen that piece
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Really. But still I doubt Leo would intentionally punch Anita. He would rather dodge and avoid hurting her pretty face... And bust!
Oh, I remember this old sketch! Leo and Heather had had a little "disagreement" during a challenge, and as a good leader, Leo has to exert his authority and keep the team united by example: zero tolerance. Because, to be a good leader, you have to lead your crew with an iron fist like Rudi Giuliani, without the slightest tolerance to dissidents
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Leo – “There can be only one!”
Heather – “Bring it on! Let’s see who will kneel when I’m done with you!”
Leo – “Oh, you’re not Anita, dear. I can punch you, and I assure you: you will not be able to even kneel after I’m done with you, but I can have your cooling corpse at my feet instead!”
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I love creating such dialogues, even in face of the horror of Heather getting savagely beaten
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Keep up the amazing work with the dialoges. They are as entertaining as your art drawings
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And just as laborious, because I have to translate them...
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How do you shut yer up?
Careful with the screwdriver there, Leo! Crazy boy!
Hehe, very cute and I love seeing them as kids.
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Leo - "Putting a sock in her mouth then shoving it down her throat?" - too much TV makes kids evil.
Kids are crazy. That's natural. Besides, as Leo's dad always says "Bruises build character!"
Thanks. Actually I love drawing kids. They are easy, funny and fast to drawn. No complex body shapes, more cuteness, no boobs...
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Bruises build internal bleeding, I say.
I'll say TV makes kids less sensitive, look at the poisoning known as reality TV!
Anita and Leo - *innocently* "What are boobs?"
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Charles – “Liberals…”
Really, but not as many as Itchy & Scratchy and Brangelina…
Gloria – “Ah, they are… This kind of talk isn’t appropriate for children”.
Charles – “Tell them already, Gloria. They pave the way for this kind of filth in school”
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Liberal? ME?! HOW DARE YOU! *pounces Charles*
Oh please, no more about those stupid Brangelinas.
Lil' Leo - "Boobs sound really silly. I don't think I'll like them.
Lil' Anita - "I hope I don't get boobs. They sound inappropriate."
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Charles - "Liberal, yes! How can anyone not appreciate children being brought up as they should, by iron and fire?!"
Oh, I just hate how celebrities look like rabid monkeys throwing shit on others to get attention. One minute they are converting to a new cult, on the other, are embracing children in each African country, and eventually they will buy an island, founding a new country and build a flying saucer!
Charles - "Son, you will learn that boobs are an endless source of joy"
Lil’ Leo - "How?"
Charles - "You will soon discover, son..."
Leo, 18 years - "Dad was right ... Don’t you think, my dearest ones?"*gropes Anita’s boobs*
Anita, 18 years - "Stop doing this... Right. Now…"
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Randall- :Laughs at picture: Ha, makes sense... :Lights up a smoke and watches: Money on Anita!
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Leo - "You shoulda invest your money more wisely"
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Randall- :Watches Anita grab the screwdriver and has it towards Leo: Nah, think i made the right choice.
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For a moment there, I thought it was going to be the DxC classic: "I hate you. (3,2,1) 
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Yeah, here they look just like DxC: rabid animals that realize they should make out!
Thanks
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Yep. I can see why they fell in love: because they love the adrenaline boosts from fighting! And you're welcome!
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Thanks. That was a really silly idea, truth be told...
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Good thing Evil didn't get mixed in with that fight.
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I wonder whom Evil would ally...
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Gil? This is fight between Anita and Leo! But, as Anita seems like his "Mommy", guess you're right
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Oh right. XD lol Yeah, he'd side with Anita.
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Leo – “This is unfair! Can I have a chainsaw for make it up?”
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Lord Powell - *crying* - "That's MY BOY!"
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