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CircuitDruid — Mass effect: better reach.

Published: 2010-12-06 02:35:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 95477; Favourites: 1654; Downloads: 285
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Description Sure she could drop the guy on her own easy, but if you dont let your boy shoot up a jerk now and then they start to feel unnapreciated.

generic femshep this time.

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BinkuMuja In reply to ??? [2011-11-01 02:27:45 +0000 UTC]

I would love to see this happen in ME3-only the dude hitting on shepard would be Kaidan. Garrus FTW!!!!!


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Would you like to meet him?

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irishwitch56 In reply to ??? [2011-10-27 02:22:45 +0000 UTC]

femshep gotta let her man feel special

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contemnosfortuna In reply to ??? [2011-10-06 04:28:06 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha oh Mordin, you silly old man. I love that face XD He just looks so pleased.

Seriously though, in game he's all about helping you get laid. It's actually a kinda endearing, in a creepy, sorta hilarious way.

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Dauntershi [2011-10-05 03:18:36 +0000 UTC]

lol

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roxra65 In reply to ??? [2011-09-19 04:35:44 +0000 UTC]

Thats Funny.

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devil001 [2011-09-08 22:31:19 +0000 UTC]

Look at your men now look at me now back to your men now back to me, I'm not one of your men
now look at your men now back to me, I'm flipping you off
now look at your men, they're all dead. Why? Cause I'm Commander Shepard and my bf is a is blue painted turian

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Radianametroid In reply to devil001 [2012-02-25 20:55:10 +0000 UTC]

Epic.

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Tahaufren In reply to ??? [2011-09-05 02:47:40 +0000 UTC]

Love love love love love ....love.

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BladesoftheValkyrie In reply to ??? [2011-08-31 03:17:50 +0000 UTC]

*snorfles*

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Ademonsdream [2011-08-27 03:08:05 +0000 UTC]

His face fricken hilarious

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AmethystSadachbia In reply to ??? [2011-08-22 00:35:37 +0000 UTC]

Garrus seems to be far and away the most popular romance choice for female Shepards xD

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CircuitDruid In reply to AmethystSadachbia [2011-08-26 13:53:56 +0000 UTC]

probably because hes
a) not a blatant and insulting stereotype, nor a blinding assault against feminism
b) has a story more centered on friendship and trust instead of random token romance
c) has one hell of a sexy reverb voice XD

chicks dig the re-verb I tell you. And who can pass up the bromance, Even my malehatefulevilshep bromanced him.
oh and d) is a snappy dresser.

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AmethystSadachbia In reply to CircuitDruid [2011-08-26 14:42:13 +0000 UTC]

Hell, I wanted to romance him in the first one, and was really disappointed that my only choices were Kaidan or Liara.

I've been wondering what's up with the Turian voice, though. Do they maybe have a backup larynx the way Krogans have backups of all their organ systems? xD

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CircuitDruid In reply to AmethystSadachbia [2011-08-28 05:56:50 +0000 UTC]

turian marketing should be better at double talk then XD beware turian advertising

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pandasez In reply to ??? [2011-08-20 03:39:56 +0000 UTC]

Ah. I want to see this in the third game. I really do. This puts a big smile on my face. Well done.

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Compass-Wave [2011-08-16 19:19:11 +0000 UTC]

Pffthahaha! I can just imagine Garrus' face while he's aiming for this guy flirting with his girl! I love how smug Mordin looks in the last panel.

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Vlaireice32989 In reply to ??? [2011-08-09 07:32:18 +0000 UTC]

GARRUS!!!! Nyahahaha!!! Cool!!! I didn't see that coming!!!

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Why do you sit one me?! I have feelings too, you know!!! - Toilet Bowl

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CircuitDruid In reply to Vlaireice32989 [2011-08-12 11:39:44 +0000 UTC]

XD eeexelent!

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Apricots-from-Nara In reply to ??? [2011-07-28 04:55:19 +0000 UTC]

He always was a bad Turian.

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NativeArts [2011-07-08 10:34:21 +0000 UTC]

Lol I can totally Garrus doing that XD

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KendraPendragon [2011-07-04 14:43:33 +0000 UTC]

A jealous Garruss...that's hawt! ^^ Great idea!

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Rathika In reply to ??? [2011-06-30 07:11:55 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome. I like it.

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PhunEgIMcLulz In reply to ??? [2011-06-25 17:14:54 +0000 UTC]

*high pitch voice* LUV IT!!

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mzimubaya [2011-06-20 10:28:17 +0000 UTC]

you are jus i dont know you're jus great

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Scream-Lord In reply to ??? [2011-06-19 06:21:24 +0000 UTC]

"Scoped and dropped!"

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DesultoryMoonlighter In reply to ??? [2011-06-15 11:43:20 +0000 UTC]

BOOM, Headshot!!!

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Lostkavi [2011-05-30 17:29:54 +0000 UTC]

D'aww. XDD I love it. But too true. You've gotta let your babes do *some* work. XD

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SithSoul In reply to ??? [2011-05-26 03:41:10 +0000 UTC]

LOL even Mordin is smiling at the fact that the dude is about to have a bullet in his head.

YAY Garrus.

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screwinon [2011-05-20 17:30:05 +0000 UTC]

Aww, you got it on with Garrus, that's sweet.

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CircuitDruid In reply to screwinon [2011-05-21 03:05:49 +0000 UTC]

nope. my shep was male.

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screwinon In reply to CircuitDruid [2011-05-21 11:04:34 +0000 UTC]

Then why is there a female Shepard in this comic?

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CircuitDruid In reply to screwinon [2011-05-21 16:57:49 +0000 UTC]

I like to mix things up sides, the joke does not work as well with maleshep does it? XD

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screwinon In reply to CircuitDruid [2011-05-21 21:21:56 +0000 UTC]

True. But if that's the case, who DID you romanced with Mr. Shepard then.

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Szu-Yu In reply to ??? [2011-05-12 17:58:02 +0000 UTC]

That's right, punk!!!

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anitalaloca In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 05:12:55 +0000 UTC]

oh fave x10

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BastinatorX3r0 [2011-04-30 22:01:59 +0000 UTC]

Absolute Greatness!!!

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ZootSuitRioteer In reply to ??? [2011-04-30 20:41:34 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard I shot a Collector in the face without even trying!

Sniper Rifle + Infiltraitor FTW! :3

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DBZCrazy In reply to ??? [2011-04-19 13:37:07 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha! Brilliant!

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Ozzell [2011-04-14 22:37:14 +0000 UTC]

Excellent, altough I would've liked it even more if Shep would've kicked that guys ass herself.

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GarrusFangirl [2011-03-30 03:32:29 +0000 UTC]

xD AWesomeness

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0-xFAXfanx-0 [2011-03-25 04:40:34 +0000 UTC]

Shweeet! love it ^^

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sex-fiend In reply to ??? [2011-03-24 06:26:12 +0000 UTC]

coud not stop laughing this is genius. good on you mate

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CircuitDruid In reply to sex-fiend [2011-03-25 11:09:20 +0000 UTC]

yay

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KialaTiagra In reply to ??? [2011-03-14 01:05:55 +0000 UTC]

hell yeaaaaah i love garrus

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CircuitDruid In reply to KialaTiagra [2011-03-14 03:03:20 +0000 UTC]

me too

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Kasanra In reply to ??? [2011-03-11 08:25:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL. Ouch! I was drinking pepsi when you made me laugh.

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CircuitDruid In reply to Kasanra [2011-03-14 03:09:21 +0000 UTC]

bwahaha

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equitis13 In reply to ??? [2011-03-02 09:41:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I gotta say you rocked Mordins expression there.

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CircuitDruid In reply to equitis13 [2011-03-02 22:25:55 +0000 UTC]

why thanks

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Igike In reply to ??? [2011-02-25 20:10:23 +0000 UTC]

Yay for garrus!

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