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CitizenKahne — Godzilla: When you see this, you start running.
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Published: 2016-01-28 20:32:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 368; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 0
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Stand in the fire, all you get is burned. Stand in front of Godzilla, and much worse will happen.Related content
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Hey, I love Godzilla. You ain't gonna get ME out of the kitchen so easily!
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I loved it when they said that on the trailer for Godzilla 2,000
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So, stand BEHIND Godzilla! Far, far behind him! Maybe he won't notice you!
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Yeah, that might not work either, what with the tail and all.
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Well, yeah...that's why I said far, far behind him. Guess I should have said REALLY FAR,FAR BEHIND HIM!!! Because of the tail and all. Wait, has anyone measured how far his nuclear pulse covers?
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Well, the ordinary one only seems to go about 30-60 meters from his body. The supercharged one he used on Orga wiped out a good portion of the city.
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Well, in THAT case, tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye!
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That's already the standard procedure in the event of a Godzilla attack.
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Oh. Mine's always been find the GOOD seats and start a cook-out, so I guess I've been doing something wrong !
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Actually, that's the procedure if you're a good 110 meters away. Any closer, and you risk becoming a part of the action.
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