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classicEIGHT — Protopet Marketing Proposal
Published: 2012-10-03 03:13:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 3064; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 79
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Any Lombax out there worth their own salt would buy this thing. For themselves, or as a gift.Angela and Protopet within Megacorp's testing facilities.
Honestly... This is one design flaw I could deal with. Which makes it the BEST. PET. EVER.
Maybe I'll just buy a dog and teach it to do the same.
This piece came out looking sterile, what with all the shades of gray, but its a test lab so it works. Plus, the lack of colors really draws focus to dem boobs. Not that dem boobs wouldn't draw focus anyway.
This is just one of a dozen doodles I have sitting in a folder, mocking me, cause I never finished it. Well WHO'S THE BOSS NOW?! Its ME. Its ALWAYS me.
Take THAT, you!
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And that's why there are prototype tests!
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aaaaand now Protopet is now sold in Megacorp's adult toys section. XD
This is awesome.
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XD
Given the nature of their other products, I think their adult toys section would be... terrifying. XD
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like the crotchitizer? xD
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Yes. The stuff of nightmares....
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No, the nightmare is the dialogue between Quark in drag flirting with the taxi driver in Up Your Arsenal, asking if he had an extra pair of batteries for the crotchitizer and the driver replies "Now, there's a dame that likes to party."
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That is ALSO a nightmare. They are both nightmares. XD
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Yes. Yes they are.
Btw, are you interested in an art trade?
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Alas, its very rare that I do trades and even more rare that I have the time to. I'll have to decline for now.
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Had to ask. 
Are you excited about the Ratchet and Clank movie coming out this year alongside the remake of the first game?
For me, it is my main motivation to get a PS4.
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I'm actually SUPER EXTRA EXCITED about the movie. I did NOT know about the game revamp, however. And now I'm super excited about that too!
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a-well then! I shall have to peruse the insomniac sight FORTHWITH!
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btw, I think they're looking for game testers on their career section. I couldn't apply because I don't have any experience. It's too bad too. Their perks package is amazing.
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Oh totally, you gotta have people break your games for you. But being a game tester is kiiinda like slamming your face in a drawer for 8 hours. The goal isn't to play the game. Its to find things that are broken and try breaking them more. All day. From the time of the game's inception to the moment they're finished testing it and ready to publish. Grueling. Terrible and grueling.
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x3 guess I'm weird. I love breaking games. I accidentally broke Ocarina of Time, Up your Arsenal, and Portal.
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I've broken many games. But usually with a hammer. XD
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XD yay!~ Sounds like a good time.
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Here at the Megacorp Testing Facility, we make sure the products you buy are safe for you and your family.
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Interestingly enough, thats pretty much how this piece started XD
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Could i please use this picture as part of my Zombie apocalypse team?
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Fo sho, buddy. Just remember to pop my name in there for credit where due! Enjoy!
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dont worry i will, thank you
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XD
Boobs make everything better!
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One of my favorite characters ever!
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likewise! one of my fav, and sadly we will never see her again x3, insomniac...bring her back pwease
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Heh, never gonna happen. Drooling Fanboys across the world will die waiting on that train to arrive at the station! XD
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yeah hehe i know we all can dream
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Heh.
Cleavage.
...oh yeah, Angela Cross. The only character I remember from the game. xD
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Gee, I wonder why?
Honestly, she'd be even more remembered if they let me do the costume design, I think. Yeah. Probably so.
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Now you've just given me an idea for a comic with her. xD Shame on you! ...but after this page. Maybe. Soon. Eventually... D:
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Shame? No, no, you must be confused! What I feel is a sense of PRIDE and ACCOMPLISHMENT.
So... what are you waiting for? DOOOEEEEEETTTT.
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The commercial that MegaCorp went with wasn't very...convincing.
Announcer: "Look how happy little Jimmy is."
Jimmy: "HELP! PLEASE!"
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XD
I definitely could have been far more convinced with a different tactic. Just sayin'.
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buy a protopet and beautiful women will get thier breasts out! now thats a good way to sell them. great picture angela always was my favorite female character and i hope insomniac brings her back
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Thats the best ad slogan for ANYTHING. "Buy (BLANK) and boobs happen!"
SOLD. A million times, SOLD. Here's money. XD
She was a fun character, I like the little nods that Insomniac does for her in other games and such, but it'd be nice to see her brought back for sure.
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