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Published: 2010-02-16 04:46:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 12194; Favourites: 307; Downloads: 83
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i'll post the edited, colored version sometime later.it's very very late and i have to go to bed.
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..and here i am tippy-toeing around the issue to not offend anyone.
yeah, i know, twilight jokes have been done a million times, but searching deviantart, i've never seen it like this.
it's pretty obvious the most hated character that haters and lovers of twilight agree with is bella- the bitch mary sue who doesn't deserve any of the guys she gets.
she's obviously evil and pussifies them, so this comic is here to fix it.
also inserted a joke on the 1st page about how much and fast integra smokes
took longer than usual since i didn't want it to look too sucky.
so i think i found the middle ground for everyone.
enjoy.
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even without the fangirls, edward was never a true vampire, sooo this makes no sense. still loved it
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saweeeeeeeeeeeeet luv luv it Alucard looks great
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LMFAO! Nice twist! Thw whole "kill Edward Cullen" thing was getting boring
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she is so wasteful only taking a few puffs of the cigar before setting it out and grabbing another.
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Now this is very logical and reasonable!
Love it!
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You fixed Edward! I didn't think it was possible!
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*shaking with laughter* Alucard... you are my hero. The savior of vampires everywhere.
...now if we could just get a Code Sparkle on Spike and Angel... not to mention one on Eric Northman and Bill Compton...
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omg this is too funny.
I cried.
Thank you for making this!!! ^_^
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"code sparkle is a hotline for vampires who are pussified by humans, and call for our help" lol
And also, " we have a caller named Lestat who's been waiting for months... damn fangirls..."
I was rolling on the ground laughing. I thought is would be completely different, like killing gay pixie posers. lmfao
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Hahahahahaha
Awesome joke,
it was cleverly amusing
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This made me literally go: "MBWAHAHAHAHAHA! AAARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!"
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Damn Mary-Sue! and fan girls...if we keep a record of all the Mary-Sues who pussify canon characters in fan fiction...our pc's would explode.
This is really original! i have seen several comics where Alucard murderess Edward...BUT THIS IS MUCH BETTER!! I think that Bella is the source of all the Twilight problems ¬¬ DAMN YOU MARY-SUE!!
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what about Lestat??? 
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I love this....not only is it Anti-Twilight but its certainly something new, instead of always accusing Edward of ruining vampires and making them pussy here it shows that he can have potentional if it wasn't for Bella that was holding him back.
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How intrega isnΒ΄t dead because of the lung cancer, thatΒ΄s what i call an epic pile XD
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OH i get it...sparkling because lack of human blood...WEWT
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O.O
Why has no one explored this concept in fanfiction before?
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O.O
Why has no one explored this concept in fanfiction before?
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Seras: But don't we hunt yampires that kill humans?
Alucard: I want to wait a couple of weeks until he gets stronger then he'll be more fun to hunt.
Seras: But I thought we were meant to protect people from vampires.
Alucard: No Hellsing just kills vampires for fun.
Soras: Oh.
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Code Sparkle: You knew the Anti-Twilight thing was coming, but the last part mentioning Lestat...that was the icing on the cake! Love it!
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I realize the words "epic" and "win" have all been tossed around quite a bit with this submission, but I have to add another repetition of them. This is simply too full of epicness and win-ness to not say it. Bravo!
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Alucard has become the protector of all the vampires who are being pussified by humans!! And it shows why he's the original and ultimate vampire!!
This is too awesome xDDD
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Alucard has become the protector of all the vampires who are being pussified by humans!! And it shows why he's the original and ultimate vampire!!
This is too awesome xDDD
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*i'm a lestat fan* NO ALUCARD! DON'T KILL ME!!!!
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lol...that is prefect! I know it sounds silly coming from me, but I find this greatly refreashing from some of the other Twilight hate I have heard so far. Blaming Bella for Edward not being a real vampire is a real challenge and you picked it up quite well.
Reminds me of the SNL skit when two former friends that are team ed and team jacob finally reunite over the agreement that "bella is a whiney do nothing that doesn't deserve either of them!" I mean, even the twilight fangirls are tougher than she is!
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omg LMFAO at the Lestat part, but i think the one truly cramping Lestat's style is louie XD
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Well...I didn't see that coming.
I must say, I'm pleasantly surprised. :3
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Hm... I see now. Take Bella outta the equation and Edward goes back to burning-in-sun-fangs-I'm-not-a-fairy-but-a-blood-sucking-demoic-man-eating-machine? Sweet... :#
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Looks like somebody picked up where Tyler's Van left off 
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