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Published: 2009-11-14 02:29:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 2689; Favourites: 36; Downloads: 21
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Sorry, I just can't help but make something like this with all the bat-shit crazy Twilight fans out there. My friend knows this girl who's OBSESSED with the Jonas Brothers and has a cardboard cut-out of Edward Cullen. >_<; My friend told me that this girl went to a Jonas Brothers concert, touched one of the brothers' hands and last time I heard she hasn't washed her hands ever since.Anyway, what I'm saying is that Twilight has captured the insanity of thousands of females across the U.S. and possibly Worldwide. I'm not saying that the Twilight Saga is the "devil" and Stephanie Meyer is pure evil, I'm just saying that something like Twilight can be taken too seriously by fans.
Don't believe me about Twilighters being crazy? Well look at this . Heh, oh look at this one too. It's hilarious. [link]
Man I love making fun of Twilight and its fans.
Twilight belongs to Stephanie Meyer
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Twilight Sparkle from Friendship is Magic? Your lucky I'm a half rabid brony!
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Their is a variant of this cure it's called "Bladearol". The only respectable vampire.
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yeah...half my friends think im a vampire because my skin sparkles in the sun...
but i have braces!
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must find closes metal hospital so that friend can get cured
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I like twilight sanely along with other vampires but I've never meet any of these "twitard"people. From what many other comments say here they've met some people who say they have been attacked by fans. I don't think any are in my neighborhood though.
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I know. I'm not going to judge you if you like Twilight, but if you're going to break someone's arm just because they say they didn't like it then you're out of your freaking mind!
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I bet you would like the movie "Vampires Suck"
It makes fun of the Twilight series.
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I know. I saw it online before it was released in theaters.
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Looks really good ^^ I wanna see it.
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The only cardboard cutout I have is David Tennant as Doctor Who.
[link] <--- this one. <3
Ugh, every Twi-tard needs to have Dracula inserted into their non-existant brains. Forcefully.
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Thanks. I thought a message like this would be needed.
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haha! The symptoms for Edwarditis reminds me of this guy in my school. He's actually (in my opinion) what Edward SHOULD have looked like. Cuz he does look like him a little. But it's funny because no one at my school is so Twilight crazed, that they'd maul him. Eh. He's much better than Edward anyway.
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Does he look better than Robert Pattinson?
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Oh, totally! It's a shame that I can't go out with him... he's recently taken... Oh well. I'm not dying. XD (And I don't want to go out with him because of Twilight. I thought he was cute before the movies).
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Yeah. Lol, I have no boyfriend. I'm extremely anti-social.
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Ha, I don't have one either.
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Small world. Even though I'm single, finding a boyfriend isn't exactly on top of my list. I like to do my own thing and be a free spirit.
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Well, I'm a free spirit, but I'm starting to feel a little left out. 
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Lovin' it~!
...I'm just waiting for the fangirls to come along and complain....
Unfortunately, I have about 4 Twitards in my classroom. And it is SO ANNOYING.
Of course, the craziest one has a "Team Edward" backpack and an Edward umbrella. This is her on a regular basis: "Lyke,Oh em gee! I looove Twilight and Edward sooo much that if anyone disagrees, I'll kill 'em! Teeeheeeeeee~~~ KAWAIIDESULOL"
... ._.;; I mean,seriously. I like Phineas and Ferb, and I could care less if anyone hated it. -_______-
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Yeah. No twitards have come yet though. And if they do, I say bring 'em on.
It must sucks having a Twitard infested school. My school isn't that bad. If there are any fangirls in my school then they're probably not the insanely obsessed ones, lol.
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Feh. Atleast your school is decent. The people in MY school have the intelligence of pocket lint. O.e
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lol, those girls who like jonas brothers who are like that only like them for their looks X3
I like them for their songs and because of the people they are
is there a cure for twi-mom?
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Yes, but it may require some counseling.
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for the mom or the kid?
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Both. But I was referring to the mom.
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"Remember, together we can stop the sparkle!"
Thanks for making this, it totally brightened my day.
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Lol, I'm glad you like it. I thought it would be a good idea to make a PSA on Twilight.
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*nods solemnly* The public needs to know the dangers Twilight poses to a sane society!
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Oh lols! I...I think i might have someone whose gotten both Edwarditus and The Twilight Disease. Unfortunately, there's nothing i can do about it, since she's gotten both movies and has read the book atleast 10 times. Ah, well, you win some, you loose some, correct?
Anywho, great job. I'm so faving this~
-K
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they are crazy, just yesterday this girl in my math class wrote "i love edward" on the chalkboard, right then and there i just felt like scribbling all over it and throwing the chalk in her face >.>
and the first link is deleted btw, and the second link...i wanted to duck tape her mouth and bound her to a chair, she was so annoying with her damn screaming >______👍: 0 ⏩: 1
LOL!! The asian fangirl disabled comments because people were threatening her. Twilight fans are notorious for screaming and driving people insane. XD
It's sad that so many schools are succumbed to this horrible disease. 
I fixed the first link. It's on the same subject but a lot funnier. :3
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At least you can avoid them, I can't since they are mostly everywhere...there were DOZENS of emo twilight fans in 6th grade [now 7th graders] It was very scary since they were emo and they were very..short....I even see dozens carrying the books...I can't get away from it...
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No, I can not avoid them because I just got out of 7th. And no, all I see are preps walking around with them, and creaming "OMG I LUV EDWARD!11!!!!!" or "OMG NUUU JACOB IS DA BEST!!111!11" or "I WISH I WUZ BELLA!!!11!". The only thing I've seen 'emo's do with said books are burning them, giving them disgusted looks and ripping the pages out.
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No..I mean..mostly every 6th grader was really...how should I put this.."Dark" Also..I feel bad for ya, I don't have people say those things...they just hit me if I don't like it...
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That's pretty much what they do there for it, too
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It's scary how many fans there are still though. It scares me. I was putting my books away....well, a girl said to me "Hey, that's a good book."[Sighs] My own friends are twifans...
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None of my friends are twifans because I don't make friends with idiots.
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No..I made them into anti-Twilight fans now. They hate it now.
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