HOME | DD
cmdixon589 — Super Mario--Dry Humor01
Published: 2007-08-22 19:44:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 14786; Favourites: 174; Downloads: 6
Redirect to original
Description
Okay...so here's the first (and possibly, the ONLY) chapter in my "Super Mario--Dry Humor" series.
You'd think Mario would be stupid enough to ask to borrow a hammer from a Hammer Bro.
Hope you like.
EDIT: (8/21/08) Fifth pic to reach 100 faves!
Mario & Hammer Bro. copyrighted © Nintendo (and the background, too.
)
Related content
Comments: 142
Just give the hammer to him, man. If he double crosses you, run for your life and get back to your buddies.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Mario: I will give a thousand bucks for it.
Hammer Bro: Ok!
Hammer gangs: Hey where's your hammer?
Hammer Bro: I got a thousand bucks from a red plumber.
Hammer gangs: What how did it happen?
Hammer Bro: He came up to me and ask me if he can borrow it and said he'll give me a thousand bucks so I did and got a thousand bucks.
Hammer gangs: You idiot! You should have killed Mario. D:<
Hammer Bro: Sorry I just want the money.
Ka-Pow!
Hammer Bro: Ouch!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Hammer Bro. says: "NO WAY! ITS MY 1337 HAMMER!!!"
Ima huge Hammer Bros Fan! In all my little twisted fantasys ima Hammer Bro.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
how would he live that long
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Hammer brothers have six lives Xd sorry got that off from video
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
If the Hammer Bro says no, Mario can jump on his head and kick his shell into the pipe.
Mario: "Okie dokie!"
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
or steal his hammer and knock the S*** out of him
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
But Hammer Bros can go into their shell..
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Toamtoe paste coverd overals- 50 gold coins dry cleaned,
Buying Peach a "future" wedding rinf.. 20,000 gold coins..
Borrowing a hammer for your plumbing job from the Koopa Bros.... priceless
Hahaha i love this pic! well done!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Lol, that's a hilarious Master Card spoof.
Thank you, too!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
OH GOD! Too cute to pass up, I LOVE the hammer bros. Face!! Fav'd!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Thank you very much!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
it would be so hilarious if the hammer bros. actually agreed!! like "huh? uh...sure,dude! here ya go..." gives it to him and thinks while he leaves "wow, that guy always on the move, fixin something...very helpful..." then after a moment ".......HEY!!!! WAIT A SEC!!!!" LMAO!!! hilarious!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Lol, sounds like a funny idea.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Hahaha!! I never thought about it that way!!
Yoshi Fans Unite!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh my, I just love your Mario-pics!!
You totally rock, pal!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Thank you so much!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Lol, Mario's easily pissed off >< I love the coloring! 
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Yes, he is!
Thank you, too!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
You're very welcome!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Very nice, but... You should fix Mario's arms and hands: they seem a little stiff.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Thanks!
Yeah...when I posted this pic, I kinda noticed that, too.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Hehehehehe!
Hammer Bro: Yeah, here...
Mario: Thank you so much!
Hammer Bro: *laughs to self* Heh.
Mario: You're-a looking down there.
Hammer Bro: Nah, fine... *stifles laughter*
*the hammer explodes*
Mario: Mamma mia! *falls to the floor in a dead faint*
Hammer Bro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolls on the floor laughing*
Just something I made up. Heh.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Hee-hee, thanks!
That's probably something I would expect the Hammer Bro to do to Mario!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
It's something I'D expect the Hammer Bro to do, too... heh.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
we all know what happens next....
H.B. (hamer brother): sure...
MARIO: yay! not to fix that pipe....
(H.B's brother comes in)
H.B.2: hey! it's mario! and he's stolen my brother's hammer!
MARIO: no I...
(mario gets a hammer to the privets.)
MARIO:........... (zoom out to see world in full) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(mario dies.)
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I can imagine the Hammer Bros would do something like that!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
| Next =>