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Published: 2011-02-03 04:21:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 1865; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 10
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If you don't know who Eddie Izzard is then I don't know why we're friends in the first place. Seriously, you need to get yourself to a corner and think about what you did. After you're done with that you should look at this link! [link]Based on the rotting pears joke because for some reason that joke stuck to my head. I love that joke. I really really do.
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lmfao. Oh god, this totally made my day. I <3 Eddie Izzard :3
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Awesome! Thank you and he is a genius. No, a god.
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XD thank you. Eddie is a god.
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I get the same thing happening to me only with bananas.
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Makes me realize how Apples almost last forever now.
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this exact dialogue was done in a cartoon, wasn't it?
The pears seem more suicidal than evil here. I mean... doesn't the shrivelled up form imply that they're "dead"?
By the way, what sort of story did "Jewel of Inversion" inspire you to consider, anyway?
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cartoon?
Well, I think they are evil ^_^ they would rather turn into mush than have Eddie eat them. Vindictive little buggers.
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yes, because pears are jerks.
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Thank you XD and I agree. Even how he moves cracks me up. The man is a comedic genius.
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"Two languages in one head? Nobody can live with that speed! Good lord, man! You're asking the impossible!"
"But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marihuana..."
"Yes, but they're cheating!"
My favorite quote.
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XD omg this makes me want to watch his comedy specials again. Thanks a lot.
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turney - button thingys as well ...."the only posistion we are intrested in is between 'There' and 'There'" lol xx
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It's sad that that is usually what happens when I get pears. This makes me a sad panda... xD
Your comics make me smile.
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It's true! I had pears last week and that's how I got the idea. These damn pears have pips! I didn't know they had pips. Pears are so fucking weird.
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They have pips?!
God, they're like fruit spies, always being wierd and doing unexpected shit o.o
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They do! Imagine my surprise when I spit one out. I was like, "URGH!"
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I must take care when munching on pears in the future now, even though I often manage to eat the whole parts of a pear except for the stalky part on top lol
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good speed fellow pear consumer.
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Actually, that title reminded me of something off a George Carlin album!
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Yay! I love George Carlin too(RIP)
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lol thank you. ^_^ It's always the cute ones that are evil.
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