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Published: 2018-03-13 06:44:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 2125; Favourites: 101; Downloads: 0
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‘Wait! You got Lars to model for you?’‘Yes…’
‘What did you do, bribe her with quantum or something?’
‘Exactly, though in her case, the use of several cases of whisky, vodka, and a case of cigars was enough to get her to sober up for a little while.’
‘Hey! If you two are done yapping I would like to get on with this!’
…
Model: Lars
Location: Shanty Town: Outskirts of the Capital Waste Land
Year: 2277
After extensive bribery I have been able to get the subject known only as ‘Lars’ to stay still long enough to allow a few photos to be taken. The grainy nature of the images are mostly due to the quality of the camera equipment available, and the difficulties involved in the development process. Still this now provides undisputed proof that the creature does exist and that we can now put to rest some of the rumors surrounding it.
Hopefully the subject will be willing to conduct a more in depth interview later this evening. Until then I have had to content my self with establishing her more physical proportions. Approximately the size of a Yao guai, (Post Apocalyptic Black Bear) Lars stands a good head and shoulders higher than the average human. Covered in back and white fur, and bearing a radiation symbol tattooed on each hip.
Her temperament could be described as foul on a good day and psychotic on a bad one matching any raider in simple ferocity. It is only through the excessive consumption of whisky, vodka, scotch, and anything else that is remotely alcoholic in nature does she maintain any form of civility. That and the excessive, near compulsory obsession with smoking cigars seem to be her only motivating factor to get up each morning. This stands directly contrary to the stories I have heard surrounding this figure.
It is hard to believe that such a being whipped out an entire raider settlement single handed, fought the New California Republic (NCR) to a stand still, and is on the Brotherhood Of Steel’s most wanted list.
Further inquires about information regarding Lars’s origin are sporadic at best.
Though there are references made to a ‘Mad Marris Traveling Freak Circus’ as well as a tatted leaflet claiming a Great Prize to the one who brings the Striped Horse of Zulla to the Legion. I have yet to find any supporting claims regarding the rumors of a possible gang that this Lars fellow ran with prior to 2277. Possible love interest? Details are even more vague regarding that topic.
One thing is for sure though, I can finally put to rest the rumor that Lars is NOT in fact a man.
For your review.
- Jennivien
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Comments: 34
BillyDBunny [2019-05-16 15:39:43 +0000 UTC]
i.pinimg.com/originals/31/5a/8… This haircut really works for me, your picture or anyone's!
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Code-Shark In reply to BillyDBunny [2019-05-25 15:23:33 +0000 UTC]
Lol I think that would be Lars in human form. ;D
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Code-Shark In reply to wolf12832 [2018-03-21 16:57:10 +0000 UTC]
That's Lars' go to personality face. She seems to be in a perpetual 'Bad mood.' The was not always like this though, just spending time in a nuclear apocalypse full of humans AKA the Fallout Universe, will do that to you.
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wolf12832 In reply to Code-Shark [2018-03-21 16:59:34 +0000 UTC]
Ah. Got her in any Fallout Gear?
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Code-Shark In reply to wolf12832 [2018-03-23 23:44:28 +0000 UTC]
Well, before she had her bad ending she was geared up with raider armor, and later something a little better fitting. All of it had to be custom made to fit her huge form. She also was known to pack enough ordinance to field a small army.
At present though, she sold off her armor, and has no weapons to speak of.
That may change though.
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Code-Shark In reply to Goldham92 [2018-03-14 02:49:37 +0000 UTC]
She is something. A regular fire cracker for sure - though she also has a nasty side too. That is probably the most clothes that she has had on in a long time.
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Code-Shark In reply to Goldham92 [2018-03-15 02:29:01 +0000 UTC]
She used to have armor, but, after a long and tedious encounter with the NCR she had a to give it up.
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neorenamon [2018-03-13 17:07:28 +0000 UTC]
Considering a female zebra weighs in at about 570 pounds on average, combined with her slender build, no wonder she's probably stands somewhere in the 7 to 9 feet tall range. Is that mark on her butt cheek a tattoo or a cutie mark?
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Code-Shark In reply to neorenamon [2018-03-13 21:12:01 +0000 UTC]
A bit of both, because I am not versed in how Ponies get their cutie marks, if they are born with them, or they are a product of character trait selection. I can only provide the context in which Lars received the mark on her hips.
Before she took up the name Lars, and before she was transported to the Fallout universe she had another mark, though it has been lost to her, both physically and from memory. Probably due to a very unhealthy life style of drink and other chemicals.
Lars got that mark shortly after nuking a raider settlement off the face of the planet. Lobbing mini-nukes via The Fat-Man, accounts rang from 6-12 nuckuler detentions. It is theorized that exposure to that much radiation led to a blackening of her fur and the obliteration of her original cutie mark.
Another story says she burned the mark into her flanks in anguish over the loss of a lover.
And yet another states that she dyed her fur that way in protest of not being able to go home.
I suspect each story contains a nugget of truth, though the details are unclear at the time.
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neorenamon In reply to Code-Shark [2018-03-13 21:52:39 +0000 UTC]
Actually, Cutie Marks are not related to genetics, other than the fact that they are only achieved by a handful of species: Earth ponies, Pegasi, Unicorns and Zebras. No one is born with one and it's not related to families, such as the Apple Clan, where no two ponies have the same Cutie Mark. The only thing that determines what the cutie mark will be is personal interests and what they're good at doing.
The Fat-Man is from Fallout games, isn't it? I always wondered how one could lob micro-nukes that close and not get irradiated. It can't be normal radiation because it does more than just flash burn you, it gives you Radiation Sickness which is much worse. At the very least, all of her hair and fur would have fallen out. In fact, it's an illness caused by exposure of the body to ionizing radiation, characterized by nausea, hair loss, diarrhea, bleeding, and damage to the bone marrow and central nervous system.
Since a cutie mark cannot be burned off, I'd have to suspect it has something to do with her transition to another dimension. She might have gained a new cutie mark from her 'new purpose'.
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Code-Shark In reply to BlazeNekoFox [2018-03-14 02:50:16 +0000 UTC]
Thank you, she gets even hotter with each rendition, as that is probably the most clothes she has put on in a long time.
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JackAxeWell [2018-03-13 13:18:41 +0000 UTC]
It is a shame that most photography based tech is in such poor shape.Oh well,I suppose we have to make due with what we have.
She's fought against a Yao Guai?Nice.Very few live to tell the tale.Berrer than being chased by a horse of Ghouls...there were so many of them.
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Code-Shark In reply to JackAxeWell [2018-03-14 02:57:38 +0000 UTC]
Ghouls. I admit I was very very very hesitant to go into the metros as it meant I had to deal with those things. At least the Yao Guai are above ground and don't look like zombies. That was my biggest issue with Fallout 3, it was just a little to gritty - the raider dens were a bit off putting.
Lars, Lars, well she has nerves of steel, a fancy for energy weapons, mini-nukes, and chems.
Before, well, before a lot of unfortunate events she was really something, she ran with her own group, a reformed sort of raiders that stuck with her. She could carry five times the weight of any man, is the only one who has been known to go toe toe to with a Yao Guai bare handed. And on top of all that she was known for getting the job done - and a odd obsession with radiation.
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JackAxeWell In reply to Code-Shark [2018-03-14 23:38:01 +0000 UTC]
Good for her...except for the radiation part.That is a little unsettling...but then again I have a strange obsession with Nuka Cola merchandise.Such a beautiful product...
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Code-Shark In reply to JackAxeWell [2018-03-17 15:07:53 +0000 UTC]
Lol, beware the Nuka shakes, a medical condition that comes from drinking to much Nuka Cola Quantum. And, in Lars' case, she has the strange ability to absorb the radiation rather than suffer from it. If wounded all she does is seek out a strong source of radiation and bask in the glow for a bit. Though at higher exposure rates there have been reported odd...side effects.
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Code-Shark In reply to Veteran1972 [2018-03-14 03:05:01 +0000 UTC]
Lol, Jen shall, after all a whole book could be written about Lars.
Just a few notes that have turned up - Lars is currency in a sort of a slump, a definite low point in her life. When she first arrived in the Fallout Universe, she was a lot more naive, reserved, and gullible. That changed after the first two weeks. She started taking on an edge after that.
Also, she did not get her 'Cutie' mark until after the complete annihilation of a raider settlement with the use of mini-nukes fired from a portable launcher dubbed The Fat-Man. Rumors persist that it was personal. Or so the launching of six or more of these deadly warheads into a compound where only one would have sufficed. That the NCR was involved probably did not help the situation with her reputation.
The whole incident got a bounty on her head for some time.
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Veteran1972 In reply to Code-Shark [2018-03-14 03:37:29 +0000 UTC]
Nice!
One can never toss enough ordinances on to a target.
We did it a few times.
The conversation on the radio while guiding in a 175mm artillery strike on a NVA bunker. It went like this.
How was that?
Dead on. Nothing left but chunks. Hit them again.
Okay but we just hit a three round strike with max effect.
I know.....good hit......max effect.......just do it again to be sure.
Roger that......call for effect. On the way.😁
I can see what she was doing.
Her why would be interesting to hear.
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Code-Shark In reply to Veteran1972 [2018-03-15 02:20:36 +0000 UTC]
Lol! Just to be sure. Oh, I would have loved to have been there. You hear the darnedest things over the radio. I have only gotten to see artillery shelling from affair, though I did have several friends who who specialized in the field.
I did know one guy up in Alaska. He was a licensed arms dealer and explosives ordinance. So at one point he decided to retire and had to get rid of his stock, figuring the best way to do this was to blow it up he decided to do so all at once. The result was, impressive. It also shattered all the glass within a twenty mile radius into the city. There were legal repercussions for that, funny thing is that when the explosion rocked my friends hose, the first thing he does is turn to me with this strait face and says 'Feels like a Manneno.' Aka, our mutual friend.
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Veteran1972 In reply to Code-Shark [2018-03-15 02:50:24 +0000 UTC]
That was some explosion!!
Impressive.
I have experience where those shells went over our heads landing dangerously close.
You could hear the rounds noise as they flew over.
Biggest mortar I ever saw was Little David. It is a Aberdeen Proving Grounds base in Maryland. I did three weeks training there and got to see this monster. 36 inch bore. It was fired once. The concussion knocked out every window on the base.
Germany had an 800mm in WWII. Took several weeks to assemble and aim.
Big Bada Boom........Bada BOOM!
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Code-Shark In reply to Veteran1972 [2018-03-17 15:05:21 +0000 UTC]
Note - if you can hear them passing over head - you are too close! D:
Holy cow that thing is a beast! Lol I believe it, some one is going to have a bad day trying to explain this one. 'Well you see it was Corporal...'
No kidding, I have seen a few of these in the old black and white photographs, and have always wanted to go see one if it were still around, perhaps in a war museum. These are not something you want to be on the receiving end of, no sir.
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Veteran1972 In reply to Code-Shark [2018-03-17 15:31:00 +0000 UTC]
True about being too close!
Standing up to see the hit was not recommended.
The blast wave would knock the air out of your lungs and pop the crap out of your ears.
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bluewingfairy [2018-03-13 10:10:43 +0000 UTC]
good morning Code-Shark, she's so petty, her pose is good!.
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Code-Shark In reply to bluewingfairy [2018-03-14 03:06:13 +0000 UTC]
Good morning, and thank you. Lars can have a pretty streak if she puts her will to it. When she is not covered in dirt, slime and other undesirable material.
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Code-Shark In reply to snowcammander1 [2018-03-14 03:10:46 +0000 UTC]
That's just Lars. She, well, she has had a hard life - she was abducted and dropped into the Fallout Universe, innocent, naive, easy prey... She developed a mean streak after the second week. Lars is just at an all time low. After nuking an entire settlement off the face of the wasteland the NCR had things to say, as one of their ranger unit was there as well. That got a bounty put on her head.
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