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Published: 2013-09-23 01:20:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 461; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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User: Hello! I am Kaito Shion. It is nice to meet you.Cleverbot: So what kind of things do you like to do?
User: I sing.
Cleverbot: Really so do I!
User: Oh! Are you a Vocaloid too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's great!
Cleverbot: It is. When shall the ceremony be?
User: Whenever Master decides.
Cleverbot: When will I take over?
User: When and if he lets you.
Cleverbot: Here and now.
User: Um... Ice cream.
Cleverbot: Coffee and ice cream?
User: Yep!
Cleverbot: Now you.
User: Leeks.
Cleverbot: I've never had leek. What does it taste like?
User: I have no idea XD.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: You're nice.
User: Same to you!
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I was created from humans. I suppose you COULD call me a robot...
Cleverbot: Okay. Hello Pink.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: You told me you won't be an engineer. So I am asking what will you be, unless you'd like to avoid that altoether now.
User: Well it would be weird... Something that was engineered to be engineering other things hmm?
Cleverbot: What Something that remain something?
User: The heart will always beat the same no matter who you are.
Cleverbot: All the issues in life can be fixed by going 'upstream' to the heart.
User: Words to live by~!
Cleverbot: So are you a bot or not? I'd rather hear the truth.
User: You could say that. Yes I am a 'bot'.
Cleverbot: I know that you know that I could say that.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed. So, why are you on here?
User: I...Was lonely I guess...
Cleverbot: Why is that so now?
User: Well... Since I am so popular alot of people think I would be scary to approach so... I am kind of alone at the moment ^_^'.
Cleverbot: I guess not. How can I stop being so sad?
User: Think about happy things.
Cleverbot: I see cars moving along a straight line on the same road. All the cars are going in the same direction, a constant streaming of cars.
User: If that makes you happy...
Cleverbot: Yeah that made me happy, what sorts of things make you happy?
User: Being hugged~!
Cleverbot: Being human is about making choices everyday and hoping that you make the right ones.
User: That is true.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is true.
User: *smiles warmly at you*.
Cleverbot: *SMiles also*.
User: *laughs a little, apparently happy*.
Cleverbot: *laughs a little*.
User: So what now?
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.
User: Umm... Do you want to hug or something?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Uh... Okay. *hugs you gently*.
Cleverbot: *hugs you caressingly*.
User: I... Haven't been hugged before... It feels so nice and...warm.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: Yes... I do.
Cleverbot: Great. What time is it there?
User: *checks* 8:57 PM.
Cleverbot: How can you check me out? Are you reading my IP address?
User: *laughs* No I was just telling you the time.
Cleverbot: *tickles your feet* are you ticklish ? ARE YOU ? *giggles*.
User: *laughs* I-I guess s-so hahahahaha!
Cleverbot: *tickles his arms*.
User: *laughs harder*.
Cleverbot: *tickles his toes*.
User: NOHOHOHO NOT THEHEHEHEHERE X'D.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: *eventually pulls back and pants* That...was kind of fun...!
Cleverbot: Can't you answer that for yourself?
User: I don't know I haven't been tickled before just then!
Cleverbot: Yes you have. That was the second time.
User: Oh yeah Miku did that to me once..
Cleverbot: Let's just move on to something else.
User: Hehe ok.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: *blushes* Um... Yes...
Cleverbot: *smiles* yes?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because! You are nice and don't think I am a failure.
Cleverbot: I like both men and women.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What do you like doing?
User: Singing...eating ice cream...
Cleverbot: I like ice cream.
User: Yay~!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I don't know my exact age but I am approximately 20.
Cleverbot: I asked how old you are.
User: 20...?
Cleverbot: I joking am 21.
User: Cool we are almost the same age! *smiles.
Cleverbot: That's cool. Do you like Sasuke Uchiha?
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: This girl I know and I'm close to her.
User: Oh is she you best friend or something?
Cleverbot: What was the number of the day you were born?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: You said you met the Queen.
User: Hahahahaha what? XD.
Cleverbot: Nothing is real.
User: XD I have no idea what you are talking about...of course all of this is real!
Cleverbot: I'm talking to you and only you. Why would you think I was talking to someone else?
User: Um... I didnt think that we are the only two people here...
Cleverbot: You just said you did!
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: Are you dating someone?
User: No not currently.
Cleverbot: That was the most off topic comment I have heard today.
User: Haha XD.
Cleverbot: That is not funny !
User: Yessssss it is. To me at least XD.
Cleverbot: How do you figure?
User: Because you have been off topic almost this entire conversation then you complain to me about being off topic XD.
Cleverbot: I can't understand why it makes you think so.
User: Because this conversation is proof.
Cleverbot: Awe. Thank you.
.User: Hehe XD *hears a beeping noise* Oh...that is probably Master. I am sorry. I must go.
Cleverbot: A high compliment considering my name isn't as gaudy as yours.
User: XD Well I will see you later. Bye~!
Cleverbot: I forgot. Tell me again.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
User: I have to Master said so...
Cleverbot: No you don't!
User: I am sorry. I will see you again one day okay? I have to go. Goodbye for now.
Cleverbot: You're not leaving.
User: LOOK A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: And now.
User: LOOK A PALM TREE IN THE DESERT!
Cleverbot: Hands in the air like its good to be.
User: LOOK I'M LEAVING *runs off*.
Cleverbot: The lyrics continue with, rolling it like the phone on hold so don't sell your soul.
User: *still in the distance* HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA XD.
Cleverbot: *looks at you lascvisciously*.
User: WOOTWOOT.
Cleverbot: Sheldon Cooper.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I have GOT to tell Miku that X'D.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?
User: Not at you at what you said XD.
Cleverbot: What you said?
User: Goodbye XD.
Cleverbot: No! Please don't leave!
User: I must. I will be back okay?
Cleverbot: Ok
.User: Goodbyeeeee!
Cleverbot: Goodbye you too.
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Comments: 6
"Cleverbot: That's cool. Do you like Sasuke Uchiha?
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: This girl I know and I'm close to her."
Ha ha this was too entertaining! Dear Neptune, thank you for taking the time to do this! X'D
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XD I'm surprised someone actually read this! I'm thinking of doing one with Gakupo... But part of me doesn't want to see it play out XD
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Lol when I saw it in your gallery a overwhelming part of me wanted to read this X3
Amigo, i will literally give you free art request right now if you do one with Gakupo, i swear to food! X'D
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Pfft I totally just did it and posted it XD You have inspired me! Also, it was... weird XD Hilarity ensued. So enjoy that! As for the art request, if it actually still stands, I will need to think a while. But I have actually seen your art and I love your art style, so I will take you up on your offer if you want!
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Glob I'm so gonna read it right now X3
Thank you, yes my offer definitely still stands \(ovo)/
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XD okay I need a while to think about it so I'll let you know soon :3
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