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It was pun time.
"Hey Sans. What did the skeleton say to his brother?"
"Pfft-what?"
"Tibia honest, I fibula'd. You are very humerus, I'm patelling you!"
Sans snorted and rolled his eyes.
"Aw, you're ribbing me. It takes some serious backbone to tell jokes like that! It takes me a skele-ton of time to get my jokes through some thick skulls!"
"Hehe, what do you gt call a skeletal rooster?"
"Hm?"
"A coccyx!"
Sans began laughing way harder than you were used to.
"That's awful, kid!"
"Kid? I'm not a goat!"
Sans laughed even harder.
"Sans, you are in for a baaaaaaaad time if you keep laughing."
Sans clutched his stomach.
"Stahahahahahahap! It's too much!"
"Am I tickling your funny bone?"
"Nahahahahahaha!"
"Will you have a bone to pick with me if I keep going?"
Sans's laugh was almost silent now.
You finally stopped and rubbed his back.
"Hahahahaha, are you okay, Sans?"
He gasped and smiled at you.
"Thank you... I really needed that."
"Heh. You're the one who usually makes me laugh, I figured I should return the favor."
You kissed the top of his skull gently.
"You have a really cute smile."
He blushed and chuckled.
"Hehe, thanks, kiddo. I love you."
"I love you too, Sans."