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Published: 2011-02-06 20:57:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 11572; Favourites: 304; Downloads: 32
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I have to admit, I don’t own a kinect or an xbox, but I have played the one at my friend’s house. After playing with the kinect for a few hours, all I could see was this little black turret in a sense. It has that glowing red eye and it follows you around. Not to mention Portal 2 is only a few months away! April 18th I believe. I’m so excited for it to come out! I’ll be definitely purchasing it for PC.
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give it a female voice and a gun and it could be the turret from portal!
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wait ...
that's the joke, right .... i feel stupid XD
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Welp, this is EXACTLY how Kinect works. o-o
I'm never going to be able to look at my Kinect thing the same way ever again.
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LOL ITS SO TRUE THE KINECT FREAKS me OUT
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Cannot unsee... But now I have an excuse to start playing the Kinect again xD
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at first I didn't understand this but when I bought portal 3 weeks ago it made me laugh so hard xD
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Now what if that was a defective turret instead?
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turrets are creapy
...creapy cute
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LOL, suddenly I heard the voice of the turret in my head, anyway, nice job.
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People say they want Aperture products, but when you think about it...probably not a good idea.
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thats just plain amazing. that would creep anyone out
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...Excuse me I have to play a new game called BASEBALL BAT VS KINECT.
I'll get back to you on the winner then...since your the reason it must happen! D:
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so that's why my kinect starts shooting me the minute i turn it on
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Oh god like yes the kinect scans you I hate when it moves alone and talks AHHH
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OMFG! PORTAL REF! GLaDOS is in your Kinect? Tell her I loved the CAKE!
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Wait......
Aperture Science replaced your Kinect with a Turret?
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Haha, funny. You reminded me Portal 2 was delayed till April.... *sob*
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The Kinect is awesome, and I love playing dance central all the time. And I'm terrible at dancing.
But now? I won't be able to stop thinking about it watching me when I'm watching TV. Thank goodness my dad covers it with a towel to protect it from dust. ._.
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you need to portal in behind it and whack it with a weighted storage Xbox.
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Don't forget to CELEBRATE WITH CAKES!
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The cake is a lie, fool.
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Haven't you beat the game? THERE BE CAKE ON DA TABLE DURP!
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Shhh, you're not supposed to know these dark secrets of the internet.
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lol. I SHALL SHUT MAH PIEHOLEZ ON DIS SUBJECT RIGHT NAO.
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I read a Popular science magazine talking about how some of the latest and most popular gadgets can be used to track you. The IPhone and Droid were included. They also talked about the Kinect too. They were more talked about the potential of it being hackable. It talked about how businesses might use that to look in you house to see what products you have and then adjust their advertising with that info. or burglars could use it to see if you are really home or not.
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Microsoft reminds you that the Kinect will never threaten to shoot you and, in fact, cannot speak.
In the event that the Kinect does speak, Microsoft urges you to disregard its advice.
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*shudder* D:
...*goes back to playing minecraft in fear*
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Well done, android. The enrichment center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance
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Oh god, the turret voice just sounded in my head.
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