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Pretty sure I was supposed to go full body with this, but... it's Roman. He's probably not wearing anything interesting anyway.

If he wasn't a Big Turk, he'd definitely be Baked Alaska Flambe.
Why? Because it's gaudy & is practically begging to be looked at. It seems dangerous but it's really freaking sweet on the inside.
That hair is an eternal flame, & he would have zero relationships because of it.
He'd have to wear flame retardant clothes & live in a specially made house.
This boy would go FULL otaku.... He would feel so empty & lonely from living such an existence. Never being able to touch anyone or meet in person...
...unless.... there was a dessert that neutralized all of his flames... something cold...
One that was powerful enough to take on his heat. Then, & only then would he be truly happy.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUT that's just all hypothetical!
......whelp... at least he'd never have to pay for another lighter again.

Description

Pretty sure I was supposed to go full body with this, but... it's Roman. He's probably not wearing anything interesting anyway.

If he wasn't a Big Turk, he'd definitely be Baked Alaska Flambe.
Why? Because it's gaudy & is practically begging to be looked at. It seems dangerous but it's really freaking sweet on the inside.
That hair is an eternal flame, & he would have zero relationships because of it.
He'd have to wear flame retardant clothes & live in a specially made house.
This boy would go FULL otaku.... He would feel so empty & lonely from living such an existence. Never being able to touch anyone or meet in person...
...unless.... there was a dessert that neutralized all of his flames... something cold...
One that was powerful enough to take on his heat. Then, & only then would he be truly happy.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUT that's just all hypothetical!
......whelp... at least he'd never have to pay for another lighter again.