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Published: 2019-09-09 22:00:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 73810; Favourites: 974; Downloads: 122
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Smol Commissar don't get any respect from them Catachan women, how will he react when he discover he's assigned to one of their all female regiments?Related content
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Haven't Killed him yet, considering what catachan do to commissars, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
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The only way this troupe makes sense to me is if the pressure of having to be all too manly and live up to warrior ideals causes their bottled up femininity to manifest as a mommy complex with cute boy-men.
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Huh. Big Sis Swole here sure is an oddball for liking soft baby skin boys over testosterone packed muscle bound Adonis.
I would like to see the aftermath. Big Sis Swole lying satisfied while commissar covers his face in utter embarrasment and ruined for marriage.
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let's hope that's enough
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HAΒ not sure you know but inΒ the lore its mentionedΒ that commissars donβt like being deployed on missions with the Catachan. Mainly because of their lack of experience with the jungles makes the liability. Apparently a few commissars have been killed because they tried to court-martial the fighters because of uniform violations.
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May the Emperor grant him resilient hips of adamatium endurance
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Yandere Catachan Gf, now this is something to be mighty scared about
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Catachan Men = Rambos with bigger muscles and possibly larger wangdoodles
Catachan Women = Amazonian Women notorious for death by snu-snu
And both are nearly as large as Astartes given the denser gravity and horrific jungle life.
It'll be a miracle if the Smol Commissar survives his 'encounter' with this one.
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Don't underestimate the smol Commissar, with enough plot armour he can survive anything
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Oh yeah.
Then again, I wonder what his kids with the Catachan ladies would be like?
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Either they even out and the kids are average height beefcakes or they are super swole manlets/womanlet(?)
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Knowing Catachans, the second one is more likely.
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