HOME | DD

ComplexMagic — Jesus Day Ftw

Published: 2013-05-28 18:33:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 104; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
Redirect to original
Description Yeah Jesus, Eilidh and Badger came round yesterday. This happened to my bed.
Jesus. What are you doing Jesus. Jesus no.
Related content
Comments: 60

ComplexMagic In reply to ??? [2013-05-29 13:49:11 +0000 UTC]

I WASNT IN THE CUDDLE PUDDLE THANK GOD
JESUS IS THE BIGGEST FUCKEN OCTOPUS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY I SWEAR TO GOD
THAT IS MY FUCKEN BED GET OUT JESUS

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-05-29 17:49:05 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOL
OMG
BUT CUDDLE PUDDLE

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-05-29 18:02:02 +0000 UTC]

BUT JESUS IN MY FRIGGIN BED
DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY PEOPLE SHIP ME AND JESUS
OVER 4000 PEOPLE
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL AND ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR
WE LITERALLY CANT HUG WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE WATCHING OR WE GET "OMG OTP5EVA"

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-05-29 19:42:32 +0000 UTC]

YOU GUYS ARE OFFICIALLY MY OTP
YES
OMG
YOU AND JESUS
SITTING IN A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-05-29 21:47:48 +0000 UTC]

HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND JFC
OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEOS

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-05-30 17:51:31 +0000 UTC]

XD
OMG NO

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-05-30 19:00:56 +0000 UTC]

OMG THEY ARE FUNNY SHIT HERE GO SEE
[link]
THIS IS JESUS DAY IN WHICH JESUS READS FANFICTION PEOPLE WROTE ABOUT US

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-05-30 19:29:32 +0000 UTC]

nope dead

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-05-30 19:36:36 +0000 UTC]

*BRINGS YOU BACK*
IM GUESSING YOU WATCHED THEM THEN

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-05-31 18:29:01 +0000 UTC]

YES
SO DONE

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-01 00:23:50 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS WHAT DAILY LIFE IS LIKE FOR ME
PITY ME

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-01 18:11:19 +0000 UTC]

I DO NOT PITY YOU
ACTUALLY KINDA
BUT YOU KNOW

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-02 01:11:29 +0000 UTC]

UGH I THINK HE'S AVOIDING ME AFTER THAT FANFICTION READING
I SAID ID MEET HIM AT A MARKET TODAY AND HE WAS THERE BUT KINDA AVOIDED ME AND WONT REPLY WHEN I ASK HIM ABOUT IT
OH WELL HE'S JESUS HE'S NATURALLY AN AWKWARD TURTLE AT THE BEST OF TIMES
BUT YES, PITY THE SMEAGOL

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-02 20:55:35 +0000 UTC]

OMG
THATS PERFECT
WE SHOULD PLAN
LIKE
A SECRET ANON THING
SO PEOPLE SHIP YOU WITH ANON ON TUMBLR
AND NOT JESUS
LIKE WHAT IF I CONSTANTLY MESSAGE YOU LIKE
ERMERGERD WE'RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-02 21:51:06 +0000 UTC]

XD
OMG I AM DYING MY HAIR BLACK
LIKE I STARTED TODAY AND ITS LIKE A COAL BLACK ATM WITH BROWN THROUGH IT TOMORROW ITS ROUND TWO AND IT SHOULD BE TOTALLY BLACK BY LUNCH
I AM EXCITE

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-03 13:07:53 +0000 UTC]

ERMERGERD THATS GONNA LOOK SO GOOOODD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-03 13:17:05 +0000 UTC]

IM UPLOADING A PIC NOW
OKAY ITS UP I THINK
OH MY GOD I LOVELOVELOVE IT BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE SO FAR

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-03 18:21:31 +0000 UTC]

OMG IT LOOKS SO GOOOOOOODD GRRLL

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-03 22:50:47 +0000 UTC]

I AM PROUDDDD
WE'RE GONNA SHOW JESUS AND SEE WHAT HE DOES HE'LL PROBABLY SAY SOMETHIN LIKE "NOW IT MATCHES YOUR SOUL"

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-04 02:16:18 +0000 UTC]

LOL
OMG
IM SO PROUD OF YOU
IM PROBABLY GOING GINGER

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-04 14:08:57 +0000 UTC]

I USED TO BE BLONDE UNTIL I WAS LIKE FOUR THEN I WENT GINGER THEN BROWN AND GINGER
YES GO GINGER IT IS A NICE COLOUR

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-04 18:35:43 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOL
OMG
YES

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-04 23:43:10 +0000 UTC]

GINGER LIKE GINGERBREAD
I LOVE GINGERBREAD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-05 01:42:49 +0000 UTC]

xD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-05 13:48:56 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD I HATE EVERYTHING
TELL ME CHILD HOW DOES ONE GET REVENGE FROM AFAR?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-05 18:45:57 +0000 UTC]

xD
um
they dont

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-05 21:49:51 +0000 UTC]

I NEEEEEEED REVENGEEEEEEEEEEE
I NEED TO KILL A BITCH

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-05 21:52:30 +0000 UTC]

O_O

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-05 22:00:00 +0000 UTC]

CALLED FINDLAY
WHO IRRITATES ME TO FUCK
COS HE HATES ME FOR BEING FRIENDS WITH HIS EX

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-05 22:05:21 +0000 UTC]

O3O

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-05 22:25:51 +0000 UTC]

i killed a carrot today with a knife
then i eated it to dispose of the evidence
mum: wheres the carrot?
Me: what carrot *nomnomnom*

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-06 13:26:35 +0000 UTC]

I really worry about you sometimes

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-06 14:48:38 +0000 UTC]

you should *evil grins*
but i have one up on you
i get jesus hugs and you do not XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-06 18:21:47 +0000 UTC]

ffffffff
so now you're saying that you like Jesus hugs? >:3

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-07 15:28:54 +0000 UTC]

ONLY BECAUSE HUMAN CONTACT
AND HE DOES GIVE EXCEPTIONAL HUGS I MUST SAY

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-07 15:47:18 +0000 UTC]

I ship itttt <3

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-07 18:50:42 +0000 UTC]

NO CHANGE THERE
EVERYONE SHIPS IT LIKE IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-07 19:06:05 +0000 UTC]

I SHIP IT SO HARD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-07 21:25:24 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOO
Well its his own fault bc he has no social boundaries and has an obsession for hugs and there really is no limit to what he will do in public

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-11 18:35:47 +0000 UTC]

awwwww~~~

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-11 18:44:53 +0000 UTC]

he sent a text to the vets today, two actually
"Hey sexy I want yoir ass"
"Why did you suck off my dog"
HE SENT THEM FROM MY PHONE. HE HAS DONE THIS BEFORE. THEY KNOW MY NUMBER. THE ANSWER MACHINE READS IT OUT TO THE WAITING ROOM.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-18 18:40:45 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOL
OMG
THAT IS PERFECT

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-18 19:15:40 +0000 UTC]

HE IS AN ARSEHOLE
I SWEAR TO GOD
AND HE DID THIS THING WHEN I TOLD RHYS HE AND JESUS WERE THE ONLY TWO WHO COULD DISTURB ME HE WENT RIGHT UP LIKE ALMOST PRESSING HIS CHEEK ON MINE AND WHISPERED "BANANAS"

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-18 19:26:08 +0000 UTC]

XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-18 19:49:42 +0000 UTC]

THEN IM LIKE BENDING OVER A RAIL BACKWARDS TO GET AWAY FROM HIM AND HE JUST KEEPS LEANING AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS TERRIFIED

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-19 20:38:08 +0000 UTC]

xD omg

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-19 21:41:48 +0000 UTC]

OMFG YOU'RE PROBABLY SHIPPING IT EVEN HARDER NOW

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-22 04:40:06 +0000 UTC]

Just a lot

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ComplexMagic In reply to Soul-Jinx [2013-06-22 19:27:25 +0000 UTC]

NOOOO
then i wont tell you what he said yesterday then...or will i?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Soul-Jinx In reply to ComplexMagic [2013-06-25 16:26:48 +0000 UTC]

omg you guys are dating

👍: 0 ⏩: 1


| Next =>