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A/N Chapter 3! Football! Not soccer ( ) but American Football.
Warnings: Language. Kiba, go get some soap! xD
Disclaimer: Naruto was too busy training and trying to kick Sasuke's ass to be seduced….that's what I'm blaming it on, at least.
       Arriving downstairs, Naruto and Kiba found what looked like the whole dorm-full of boys (excluding at least one anti-social bastard) gathered around the DAs. They walked into earshot just in time to hear the third teen say, "Light tackles only! Don't go smashing each other up before you even have a reason too!" Kiba and Naruto grinned.
       "Ok, everyone outside so we can figure out teams!" the middle teen called. As requested, all of the boys trooped out of the dorm and onto the grassy field in front of it.
       "The team captains will be me and Itachi here," the last DA said. Naruto did a double take. The raven named as Itachi was almost identical to the bastard in his room. Naruto wondered if they were brothers, then pushed it out of his head.
       "Fine, Sai," Itachi sighed wearily. Sai, as far as Naruto had seen, hadn't stopped smiling once. Maybe he's getting really good sex, the blond thought to himself. Which was immediately followed by, Why am I thinking of that? These people are so weird, they're corrupting me already!
       To Naruto, it looked like Sai was a cousin of Itachi's: they both had black hair, obsidian eyes, and even a similar face structure. The blond mentally compared them to Sasuke. Yep, definitely related.
       "Hey, blondie!"
       Naruto snapped back to the game that was forming up. He realized that Itachi had been trying to get his attention, having picked him.
       "Sorry. My name's Naruto, not blondie, though," Naruto said as he jogged over to the group by Itachi.
       "Naruto Uzumaki?" Itachi asked sharply. The raven looked at him appraisingly when Naruto answered yes.
       Slightly creeped out, Naruto turned to the rest of the team. There were five other boys. Naruto first saw a mane of red hair. Walking over to Gaara, he introduced himself.
       "Hi Gaara, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I was in your group yesterday," the blond said. He was going to continue, but the look on Gaara's face made him stop and retract the hand he had offered, afraid he was going to lose it. Whoa, what's up with him today? He was nice yesterday, Naruto thought as he turned to another boy.
       The teen Naruto had turned to had a black pony tail and was staring at the clouds. Naruto had to wave his hands in front of the guy's face to get his attention. Before looking at Naruto, he muttered, "Troublesome."
       "Hey, I'm not troublesome! Who are you, anyway?!" Naruto snapped at him.
       "Shikamaru Nara," the teen said, laying down on the ground and staring up at the clouds again. "And you're Naruto Uzumaki, I heard you tell Gaara. Nice to meet you, blah blah blah." His voice drifted away and he fell asleep right there.
       Naruto fumed for a minute before stomping over to the third teen. He didn't really want too, because the kid was really creepy. He was wearing a green one-piece and had eyebrows at least twice the size of anyone else's'. But that could be making up for Gaara's lack of eyebrows, Naruto mused.
       "Hello! I can see from the way that you are approaching that would like to introduce yourself! I am Rock Lee!" the kid named Lee was practically shouting. Naruto winced.
       "Do you have any other volumes for your voice?" Naruto asked Lee.
       "I suppose I could be quieter," Lee said, only slightly quieter, "but that wouldn't be putting my youthful energy to good use!" he continued, yelling again.
       "Ok, whatever, I'm Naruto Uzumaki, nice to meet you," Naruto said quickly, then walked away even quicker.
       Naruto walked over to a heavyset teen that had his hand in a bag of chips. He had brown hair and odd little swirly tattoos on his cheeks.
       "Hi, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. Nice to meet you," the blond said.
       "Choji Akimichi," the other boy said, pulling his hand out of the chip bag, wiping it on his pants, then shaking Naruto's hand. "I think we can win this game, don't you?"
       "Totally," Naruto said. He turned to the last boy on his team. He was wearing sunglasses and the collar on his coat hid about half of his face.
       "Aren't you hot in that coat? It's like 60 degrees," Naruto asked. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki."
       "Shino Aburame. I'm always wearing this coat, I'm used to it," the teen named Shino said.
       "Ok, introductions are over, let's start this game!" Itachi yelled. Naruto's team formed a line facing the others. They had won the coin toss, so Itachi had the ball.
       "Set, hut!" Itachi yelled, grabbing the ball and backing up slightly, looking for a play to make while the two lines charged at each other….

       Naruto heard something crunch as he fell to the ground, landing on top of Kiba.
       "Fuck! My nose is broken!" Kiba yelled as blood gushed from his nose.
       "Shit! I'm sorry Kiba, I wasn't paying attention," Naruto said, not really paying attention to his injured friend. He was looking at the second floor of the dorm. He thought he had seen a certain anti-social bastard looking out just before the last play, and Naruto had been too busy looking at him, rather than the game.
       "Wasn't paying attention!? What do you mean, you weren't paying attention?! It's a football game, you have to pay attention!" Kiba said, calming down slightly. "I'd better get to the hospital."
       "What happened here?" Itachi asked, walking over.
       Sheepishly, Naruto explained, then offered to take Kiba to the hospital.
       "Well, ok, are you sure you don't want anyone to come with you?" By now everyone had gathered around the two friends.
       "We'll be fine, thanks," Naruto said, picking Kiba up off the ground and helping him walk to the parking lot. "Which one's your car?"
       "That green one. You'd better not be thinking of driving it!" Kiba said, checking his pocket for his keys.
       "What, you think you can drive with a broken nose? Give me the keys, dog-face," Naruto pointed out, holding his hand out for the keys.
       Kiba, blood running down his face, glared at Naruto for a moment, then dropped the keys into the outstretched hand.
       "Now you're thinking straight, for once," Naruto said, climbing into the driver's seat and starting the car. Kiba got into the passenger seat, trying to stop the bleeding.
       "Why weren't you paying attention? Blond moment?" Kiba asked, then chuckled. "Ow," he added as a bolt of pain went through his head.
       Pulling out of the parking lot and onto the main street, Naruto thought back to the reason he had run into Kiba in the first place. It had really only been a flash of black hair he had seen, but it had been in his window. If the bastard wanted to play, why didn't he just come out in the first place? Naruto wondered.
       "I thought I saw that bastard I have to share a room with in the window, watching us," Naruto explained. They had arrived at the hospital, which, fortunately, wasn't that far from the college. The blond parked the car, turned it off, and got out. "Let's go, Kiba."
       Catching up with Naruto, Kiba asked, "So what if he was watching us. That still doesn't fix my nose!" The two walked into the ER and approached the nurse running the desk. She had black hair and pale gray eyes.
       "Hinata!" Kiba exclaimed when he saw her. "What are you doing here?"
       "Oh, hello Kiba," Hinata said, so quietly she could barely be heard. "I received an internship during the summer."
       "That's great! Oh, Hinata, this is my friend Naruto. Naruto, Hinata. She used to be my neighbor," Kiba introduced the two. "Well, he was my friend, until he broke my nose," Kiba added in a conspiratorial whisper, glaring at the blond again.
       "Hey, it was an accident! What do you want me to do, kiss it and make it better?" Naruto asked, smirking slightly. Kiba just ignored him and turned back to Hinata.
       "Do you think you could fix me up, Hinata?" the brunet asked.
       "Sure, just follow me," she said, leading them to a small examination room. Kiba sat on the little bed, and Naruto sat in the only chair. "This will probably hurt a bit," the pale girl continued, leaning over and feeling Kiba's nose for the extent of the break. Kiba winced, but bit his lip and sucked it up.
       "It seems to be just a small break. Just take over the counter pain meds and put ice on it," Hinata said when she had finished her inspection.
       "Ok, thanks, Hinata," Kiba said. "It doesn't hurt as much now. Must be your awesome bedside manner," he continued, grinning.
       Kiba and Naruto left the hospital. Kiba, being able to think straight now, drove back to the college, saying Naruto would never be able to touch his car again.
       "Wow, it's late," Naruto said, noticing the time. "I'd better get some sleep for the first day of class tomorrow."
       Kiba snorted. "Why? It's not like anything ever happens on the first day," he said. "Why don't you come and play some games in my room?"
       "I'm sorry Kiba, not tonight. Tomorrow's Friday, so how about Saturday?" Naruto replied, continuing, "Why do they bother with school if it's only for one day? It's a waste of summer."
       "I don't know, but good luck with that bastard," Kiba said, smirking. They had reached Naruto's room. "At least I have Shikamaru for a roommate; the lazy idiot slept through the entire football game."
       Naruto groaned. "Night, Kiba," he said, then unlocked his door and went inside. He ignored his roommate, who was laying on his bed listening to music, but looked to be asleep. Naruto stripped to his boxers and got in bed, making sure his alarm clock was set for the morning. He had already made up his mind to act like he didn't have a roommate, so he wasn't worried about waking the bastard up. Naruto turned the light off and fell right asleep.
       Obsidian eyes opened in the darkness, watching the blond sleep.

       Yay! Chapter 3 done! I'm sorry I broke your nose, Kiba…At least now you'll look dangerous with a crooked nose! I think the only reason Gaara played football was so he could have an excuse to beat up on people. Hmm, Sasuke's being very creeper-ish….I wonder why? xD Gotta keep reading what I type, cause I'm never sure what's going to happen!

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A/N Chapter 3! Football! Not soccer ( ) but American Football.
Warnings: Language. Kiba, go get some soap! xD
Disclaimer: Naruto was too busy training and trying to kick Sasuke's ass to be seduced….that's what I'm blaming it on, at least.
       Arriving downstairs, Naruto and Kiba found what looked like the whole dorm-full of boys (excluding at least one anti-social bastard) gathered around the DAs. They walked into earshot just in time to hear the third teen say, "Light tackles only! Don't go smashing each other up before you even have a reason too!" Kiba and Naruto grinned.
       "Ok, everyone outside so we can figure out teams!" the middle teen called. As requested, all of the boys trooped out of the dorm and onto the grassy field in front of it.
       "The team captains will be me and Itachi here," the last DA said. Naruto did a double take. The raven named as Itachi was almost identical to the bastard in his room. Naruto wondered if they were brothers, then pushed it out of his head.
       "Fine, Sai," Itachi sighed wearily. Sai, as far as Naruto had seen, hadn't stopped smiling once. Maybe he's getting really good sex, the blond thought to himself. Which was immediately followed by, Why am I thinking of that? These people are so weird, they're corrupting me already!
       To Naruto, it looked like Sai was a cousin of Itachi's: they both had black hair, obsidian eyes, and even a similar face structure. The blond mentally compared them to Sasuke. Yep, definitely related.
       "Hey, blondie!"
       Naruto snapped back to the game that was forming up. He realized that Itachi had been trying to get his attention, having picked him.
       "Sorry. My name's Naruto, not blondie, though," Naruto said as he jogged over to the group by Itachi.
       "Naruto Uzumaki?" Itachi asked sharply. The raven looked at him appraisingly when Naruto answered yes.
       Slightly creeped out, Naruto turned to the rest of the team. There were five other boys. Naruto first saw a mane of red hair. Walking over to Gaara, he introduced himself.
       "Hi Gaara, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I was in your group yesterday," the blond said. He was going to continue, but the look on Gaara's face made him stop and retract the hand he had offered, afraid he was going to lose it. Whoa, what's up with him today? He was nice yesterday, Naruto thought as he turned to another boy.
       The teen Naruto had turned to had a black pony tail and was staring at the clouds. Naruto had to wave his hands in front of the guy's face to get his attention. Before looking at Naruto, he muttered, "Troublesome."
       "Hey, I'm not troublesome! Who are you, anyway?!" Naruto snapped at him.
       "Shikamaru Nara," the teen said, laying down on the ground and staring up at the clouds again. "And you're Naruto Uzumaki, I heard you tell Gaara. Nice to meet you, blah blah blah." His voice drifted away and he fell asleep right there.
       Naruto fumed for a minute before stomping over to the third teen. He didn't really want too, because the kid was really creepy. He was wearing a green one-piece and had eyebrows at least twice the size of anyone else's'. But that could be making up for Gaara's lack of eyebrows, Naruto mused.
       "Hello! I can see from the way that you are approaching that would like to introduce yourself! I am Rock Lee!" the kid named Lee was practically shouting. Naruto winced.
       "Do you have any other volumes for your voice?" Naruto asked Lee.
       "I suppose I could be quieter," Lee said, only slightly quieter, "but that wouldn't be putting my youthful energy to good use!" he continued, yelling again.
       "Ok, whatever, I'm Naruto Uzumaki, nice to meet you," Naruto said quickly, then walked away even quicker.
       Naruto walked over to a heavyset teen that had his hand in a bag of chips. He had brown hair and odd little swirly tattoos on his cheeks.
       "Hi, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. Nice to meet you," the blond said.
       "Choji Akimichi," the other boy said, pulling his hand out of the chip bag, wiping it on his pants, then shaking Naruto's hand. "I think we can win this game, don't you?"
       "Totally," Naruto said. He turned to the last boy on his team. He was wearing sunglasses and the collar on his coat hid about half of his face.
       "Aren't you hot in that coat? It's like 60 degrees," Naruto asked. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki."
       "Shino Aburame. I'm always wearing this coat, I'm used to it," the teen named Shino said.
       "Ok, introductions are over, let's start this game!" Itachi yelled. Naruto's team formed a line facing the others. They had won the coin toss, so Itachi had the ball.
       "Set, hut!" Itachi yelled, grabbing the ball and backing up slightly, looking for a play to make while the two lines charged at each other….

       Naruto heard something crunch as he fell to the ground, landing on top of Kiba.
       "Fuck! My nose is broken!" Kiba yelled as blood gushed from his nose.
       "Shit! I'm sorry Kiba, I wasn't paying attention," Naruto said, not really paying attention to his injured friend. He was looking at the second floor of the dorm. He thought he had seen a certain anti-social bastard looking out just before the last play, and Naruto had been too busy looking at him, rather than the game.
       "Wasn't paying attention!? What do you mean, you weren't paying attention?! It's a football game, you have to pay attention!" Kiba said, calming down slightly. "I'd better get to the hospital."
       "What happened here?" Itachi asked, walking over.
       Sheepishly, Naruto explained, then offered to take Kiba to the hospital.
       "Well, ok, are you sure you don't want anyone to come with you?" By now everyone had gathered around the two friends.
       "We'll be fine, thanks," Naruto said, picking Kiba up off the ground and helping him walk to the parking lot. "Which one's your car?"
       "That green one. You'd better not be thinking of driving it!" Kiba said, checking his pocket for his keys.
       "What, you think you can drive with a broken nose? Give me the keys, dog-face," Naruto pointed out, holding his hand out for the keys.
       Kiba, blood running down his face, glared at Naruto for a moment, then dropped the keys into the outstretched hand.
       "Now you're thinking straight, for once," Naruto said, climbing into the driver's seat and starting the car. Kiba got into the passenger seat, trying to stop the bleeding.
       "Why weren't you paying attention? Blond moment?" Kiba asked, then chuckled. "Ow," he added as a bolt of pain went through his head.
       Pulling out of the parking lot and onto the main street, Naruto thought back to the reason he had run into Kiba in the first place. It had really only been a flash of black hair he had seen, but it had been in his window. If the bastard wanted to play, why didn't he just come out in the first place? Naruto wondered.
       "I thought I saw that bastard I have to share a room with in the window, watching us," Naruto explained. They had arrived at the hospital, which, fortunately, wasn't that far from the college. The blond parked the car, turned it off, and got out. "Let's go, Kiba."
       Catching up with Naruto, Kiba asked, "So what if he was watching us. That still doesn't fix my nose!" The two walked into the ER and approached the nurse running the desk. She had black hair and pale gray eyes.
       "Hinata!" Kiba exclaimed when he saw her. "What are you doing here?"
       "Oh, hello Kiba," Hinata said, so quietly she could barely be heard. "I received an internship during the summer."
       "That's great! Oh, Hinata, this is my friend Naruto. Naruto, Hinata. She used to be my neighbor," Kiba introduced the two. "Well, he was my friend, until he broke my nose," Kiba added in a conspiratorial whisper, glaring at the blond again.
       "Hey, it was an accident! What do you want me to do, kiss it and make it better?" Naruto asked, smirking slightly. Kiba just ignored him and turned back to Hinata.
       "Do you think you could fix me up, Hinata?" the brunet asked.
       "Sure, just follow me," she said, leading them to a small examination room. Kiba sat on the little bed, and Naruto sat in the only chair. "This will probably hurt a bit," the pale girl continued, leaning over and feeling Kiba's nose for the extent of the break. Kiba winced, but bit his lip and sucked it up.
       "It seems to be just a small break. Just take over the counter pain meds and put ice on it," Hinata said when she had finished her inspection.
       "Ok, thanks, Hinata," Kiba said. "It doesn't hurt as much now. Must be your awesome bedside manner," he continued, grinning.
       Kiba and Naruto left the hospital. Kiba, being able to think straight now, drove back to the college, saying Naruto would never be able to touch his car again.
       "Wow, it's late," Naruto said, noticing the time. "I'd better get some sleep for the first day of class tomorrow."
       Kiba snorted. "Why? It's not like anything ever happens on the first day," he said. "Why don't you come and play some games in my room?"
       "I'm sorry Kiba, not tonight. Tomorrow's Friday, so how about Saturday?" Naruto replied, continuing, "Why do they bother with school if it's only for one day? It's a waste of summer."
       "I don't know, but good luck with that bastard," Kiba said, smirking. They had reached Naruto's room. "At least I have Shikamaru for a roommate; the lazy idiot slept through the entire football game."
       Naruto groaned. "Night, Kiba," he said, then unlocked his door and went inside. He ignored his roommate, who was laying on his bed listening to music, but looked to be asleep. Naruto stripped to his boxers and got in bed, making sure his alarm clock was set for the morning. He had already made up his mind to act like he didn't have a roommate, so he wasn't worried about waking the bastard up. Naruto turned the light off and fell right asleep.
       Obsidian eyes opened in the darkness, watching the blond sleep.

       Yay! Chapter 3 done! I'm sorry I broke your nose, Kiba…At least now you'll look dangerous with a crooked nose! I think the only reason Gaara played football was so he could have an excuse to beat up on people. Hmm, Sasuke's being very creeper-ish….I wonder why? xD Gotta keep reading what I type, cause I'm never sure what's going to happen!