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A/N: Chapter 2! I actually already have maybe the first 3 chapters in my notebook, just have to transcribe them. And I forgot to add my footnote for last chapter, so FUBAR = fucked up beyond any/all recognition.
Disclaimer: Maybe if I seduce Naruto, he'll run away with me….
Warnings: Same as last chapter. Going to be the same for whole story(I think)
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Naruto awoke with a start. Heart pumping, he looked around his room. Finding himself alone, he realized that making out with Sasuke Uchiha had been a dream. An extremely vivid dream, but one nonetheless. His heart slowing, Naruto glanced at his alarm clock. 5:30 a.m. He groaned, knowing he wouldn't be able to get back to sleep now, especially with the throbbing erection he had. Naruto began doing light exercises, alternating sets of push-ups and sit-ups, thinking about how he could have such a sexual dream about someone he didn't even know.

After a half an hour of exercise, a light sheen of sweat covering his body, Naruto took a shower. He brushed his teeth then got dressed in jeans and another bright orange shirt.

It was just after seven when Naruto made his way downstairs to the kitchen, finding his parents already there, eating breakfast.

"Morning, honey. We figured you'd be up early today," his mother said, handing him a plate of scrambled eggs, bacon, and toast.

"How did you sleep?" his father asked over his own plate and the newspaper.

"Fine. I just woke up real early," Naruto replied, yawning.

"We were thinking of leaving for the college at eight. How's that sound?"  Kushina asked.

"That sounds fine. I just have to put the rest of my stuff in the car," Naruto told her. "Oh! I also have to stop by the phone store.  My phone broke," he remembered.

"You broke another phone?" his almost identical father asked him, exasperated.

"I didn't break it, it's just not working!" Naruto whined.

"Ok, whatever. You done eating?"

The young Uzumaki glanced at his plate which was almost empty, and said, "Yeah, I guess so." Naruto suddenly felt extremely nervous.

Naruto's parents helped him put the rest of his stuff in the car, and then they all got in themselves. Stopping by the phone store for Naruto's new phone, his father drove the family to the college.

Pulling up in front of Naruto's dorm, the blond caught sight of Kiba carrying his own things inside the building. Jumping out before the car had completely stopped, Naruto ran over to the brunet, calling his name to get his attention. The blond caught him just before he disappeared into the shadowy building.

"Oh, hey man. You going to be in this dorm too?" Kiba asked when he heard Naruto and looked up.
"Yeah, I'm on the second floor," the teen informed his friend. "What about you?"

"Second floor. Maybe we'll be roommates! That'd be pretty fucking sweet! Here, can you hold this for a minute?" Without waiting for an answer, Kiba dropped one his boxes into Naruto's arms.

"Shit! What do you have in this, gold?!" Naruto exclaimed, almost dropping the box and smashing his foot.

"No, just my PS3 and all my games," Kiba said as he disappeared inside the building.

Naruto went over to his parents and told them he'd be back in a minute. It didn't look like they were going anywhere anyway. He followed Kiba into the dormitory. Blinking as his eyes adjusted to the relative darkness inside, the blond looked around the first floor, which seemed fairly comfortable. There were several groups of couches and chairs clustered around low tables, a stone fireplace in the far wall, and several vending machines.

Making his way up the flight of stairs that was near the front door, Naruto found himself in a long hallway with about six doors on each side.  At the end of the hall was another flight of stairs, leading up to the third and fourth floors. Walking down the hallway, Naruto glanced into open doors as he went by.

In a majority of the rooms, other guys his age were getting their things arranged and unpacked. However, there was one room that seemed to be completely empty. Wondering why there would be an empty room at a popular college, Naruto found Kiba in the last room on the left. Walking in, he saw that Kiba had already put pictures of his dogs on the wall. Naruto couldn't resist teasing his friend.

"Well, as long as you have pictures of your dogs, why do you need all of this stuff?" he said, smirking and dumping Kiba's box on the bed.

"Oh, shut the fuck up," the brunet snapped.

Naruto just smirked more and shook his head slightly. "It's unhealthy to be so attached to them. Unless, of course!, you're a really smart dog in a human suit. Smart, relatively speaking," the blond said, still teasing. He reached over and started scratching Kiba behind his ear. "How's that feel, huh boy? Huh? Good boy, yes you are, good boy!" Naruto burst out laughing.

"Fuck off and go figure out what room you're in, fuck," Kiba snapped, glowering.

Naruto left, still laughing his head off. Going back down the hall towards the stairs to the first floor, the teen noticed someone in the room that had been empty before. Looking in as he walked past, Naruto saw Sasuke Uchiha in it. His smile wiped off his face, the blond glared at the raven in the room, remembering how the bastard had acted the day before. Which then led his thoughts to the dream he had had. Blushing slightly, Naruto continued down the hall at a faster pace, almost running down the stairs and out the door.

Walking over to his parents, Naruto tried to control the heat in his cheeks. Naruto asked his parents what room he had again, then grabbed a box of his stuff and went back inside the building.
Making his way back down the second floor hall, Naruto his room was the one with Sasuke-bastard in it.

"Fuck Murphy!(1)" the blond practically yelled when he saw the empty half of the room and the raven laying on his own bed. Said raven just looked at him, smirked slightly, then looked back at the ceiling.

Naruto dumped the box on the bed and stormed out of the room, pushing past a puzzled Kiba, who had heard him yell.

Ignoring his parents, Naruto grabbed another box out of the car went back to his room. Continuing to ignore the raven, Naruto started unpacking, putting clothes in the closet and his computer and alarm clock on the desk. Turning, the blond saw his parents and Kiba staring at him from the door.
"You okay, Naruto? Oh, this must be your roommate!" Minato said. "Hello! I am Minato Namikaze, this is my son, Naruto Uzumaki," he continued addressing the still silent Uchiha.

Sasuke, finally deigning to tear his attention from the ceiling, glanced at Naruto, said, "Sasuke Uchiha," shook Minato's proffered hand, then returned to staring at ceiling.

Naruto's father, slightly taken aback, merely nodded. His mother, trying to gloss over the awkward moment, said, "That's all of your stuff, dear. I hope you have fun and make new friends." She hugged Naruto, glanced at the Uchiha, and pulled her husband, who was looking puzzled now, out of the room.

"Fuck, let's get out of here," Kiba said as Naruto moved to continue unpacking. "The DAs are putting on a football game so we can all get to know each other. You can finish unpacking later."

"Sure, let's go. Nothing to do in here," Naruto said, completely ignoring his new roommate and grabbing his keys.
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1—Murphy, Murphy's Law… ya, go look it up if you don't get it
Ohhh, I feel so evil doing this to you guys! But, it'll get more exciting. ideas, Ideas, IDEAS!!

Description
A/N: Chapter 2! I actually already have maybe the first 3 chapters in my notebook, just have to transcribe them. And I forgot to add my footnote for last chapter, so FUBAR = fucked up beyond any/all recognition.
Disclaimer: Maybe if I seduce Naruto, he'll run away with me….
Warnings: Same as last chapter. Going to be the same for whole story(I think)
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Naruto awoke with a start. Heart pumping, he looked around his room. Finding himself alone, he realized that making out with Sasuke Uchiha had been a dream. An extremely vivid dream, but one nonetheless. His heart slowing, Naruto glanced at his alarm clock. 5:30 a.m. He groaned, knowing he wouldn't be able to get back to sleep now, especially with the throbbing erection he had. Naruto began doing light exercises, alternating sets of push-ups and sit-ups, thinking about how he could have such a sexual dream about someone he didn't even know.

After a half an hour of exercise, a light sheen of sweat covering his body, Naruto took a shower. He brushed his teeth then got dressed in jeans and another bright orange shirt.

It was just after seven when Naruto made his way downstairs to the kitchen, finding his parents already there, eating breakfast.

"Morning, honey. We figured you'd be up early today," his mother said, handing him a plate of scrambled eggs, bacon, and toast.

"How did you sleep?" his father asked over his own plate and the newspaper.

"Fine. I just woke up real early," Naruto replied, yawning.

"We were thinking of leaving for the college at eight. How's that sound?"  Kushina asked.

"That sounds fine. I just have to put the rest of my stuff in the car," Naruto told her. "Oh! I also have to stop by the phone store.  My phone broke," he remembered.

"You broke another phone?" his almost identical father asked him, exasperated.

"I didn't break it, it's just not working!" Naruto whined.

"Ok, whatever. You done eating?"

The young Uzumaki glanced at his plate which was almost empty, and said, "Yeah, I guess so." Naruto suddenly felt extremely nervous.

Naruto's parents helped him put the rest of his stuff in the car, and then they all got in themselves. Stopping by the phone store for Naruto's new phone, his father drove the family to the college.

Pulling up in front of Naruto's dorm, the blond caught sight of Kiba carrying his own things inside the building. Jumping out before the car had completely stopped, Naruto ran over to the brunet, calling his name to get his attention. The blond caught him just before he disappeared into the shadowy building.

"Oh, hey man. You going to be in this dorm too?" Kiba asked when he heard Naruto and looked up.
"Yeah, I'm on the second floor," the teen informed his friend. "What about you?"

"Second floor. Maybe we'll be roommates! That'd be pretty fucking sweet! Here, can you hold this for a minute?" Without waiting for an answer, Kiba dropped one his boxes into Naruto's arms.

"Shit! What do you have in this, gold?!" Naruto exclaimed, almost dropping the box and smashing his foot.

"No, just my PS3 and all my games," Kiba said as he disappeared inside the building.

Naruto went over to his parents and told them he'd be back in a minute. It didn't look like they were going anywhere anyway. He followed Kiba into the dormitory. Blinking as his eyes adjusted to the relative darkness inside, the blond looked around the first floor, which seemed fairly comfortable. There were several groups of couches and chairs clustered around low tables, a stone fireplace in the far wall, and several vending machines.

Making his way up the flight of stairs that was near the front door, Naruto found himself in a long hallway with about six doors on each side.  At the end of the hall was another flight of stairs, leading up to the third and fourth floors. Walking down the hallway, Naruto glanced into open doors as he went by.

In a majority of the rooms, other guys his age were getting their things arranged and unpacked. However, there was one room that seemed to be completely empty. Wondering why there would be an empty room at a popular college, Naruto found Kiba in the last room on the left. Walking in, he saw that Kiba had already put pictures of his dogs on the wall. Naruto couldn't resist teasing his friend.

"Well, as long as you have pictures of your dogs, why do you need all of this stuff?" he said, smirking and dumping Kiba's box on the bed.

"Oh, shut the fuck up," the brunet snapped.

Naruto just smirked more and shook his head slightly. "It's unhealthy to be so attached to them. Unless, of course!, you're a really smart dog in a human suit. Smart, relatively speaking," the blond said, still teasing. He reached over and started scratching Kiba behind his ear. "How's that feel, huh boy? Huh? Good boy, yes you are, good boy!" Naruto burst out laughing.

"Fuck off and go figure out what room you're in, fuck," Kiba snapped, glowering.

Naruto left, still laughing his head off. Going back down the hall towards the stairs to the first floor, the teen noticed someone in the room that had been empty before. Looking in as he walked past, Naruto saw Sasuke Uchiha in it. His smile wiped off his face, the blond glared at the raven in the room, remembering how the bastard had acted the day before. Which then led his thoughts to the dream he had had. Blushing slightly, Naruto continued down the hall at a faster pace, almost running down the stairs and out the door.

Walking over to his parents, Naruto tried to control the heat in his cheeks. Naruto asked his parents what room he had again, then grabbed a box of his stuff and went back inside the building.
Making his way back down the second floor hall, Naruto his room was the one with Sasuke-bastard in it.

"Fuck Murphy!(1)" the blond practically yelled when he saw the empty half of the room and the raven laying on his own bed. Said raven just looked at him, smirked slightly, then looked back at the ceiling.

Naruto dumped the box on the bed and stormed out of the room, pushing past a puzzled Kiba, who had heard him yell.

Ignoring his parents, Naruto grabbed another box out of the car went back to his room. Continuing to ignore the raven, Naruto started unpacking, putting clothes in the closet and his computer and alarm clock on the desk. Turning, the blond saw his parents and Kiba staring at him from the door.
"You okay, Naruto? Oh, this must be your roommate!" Minato said. "Hello! I am Minato Namikaze, this is my son, Naruto Uzumaki," he continued addressing the still silent Uchiha.

Sasuke, finally deigning to tear his attention from the ceiling, glanced at Naruto, said, "Sasuke Uchiha," shook Minato's proffered hand, then returned to staring at ceiling.

Naruto's father, slightly taken aback, merely nodded. His mother, trying to gloss over the awkward moment, said, "That's all of your stuff, dear. I hope you have fun and make new friends." She hugged Naruto, glanced at the Uchiha, and pulled her husband, who was looking puzzled now, out of the room.

"Fuck, let's get out of here," Kiba said as Naruto moved to continue unpacking. "The DAs are putting on a football game so we can all get to know each other. You can finish unpacking later."

"Sure, let's go. Nothing to do in here," Naruto said, completely ignoring his new roommate and grabbing his keys.
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1—Murphy, Murphy's Law… ya, go look it up if you don't get it
Ohhh, I feel so evil doing this to you guys! But, it'll get more exciting. ideas, Ideas, IDEAS!!