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81. CONNECTED -- They had met when civilization was still young, and had immediately become enamored with each other; when they died, they had sworn they could meet in the next lifetime, and that came true; each time, they swore they'd meet again, and each time, they kept meeting, and retained a little more from the previous life each time; now, in the year 2010, the blond twins bumped into a small brunette while at the beach and, after only saying "I know you...Hiccup/Ruff and Tuff?" the trio began to have memories rushing back and spent then day getting to know each other and the night...the night was spent REALLY getting to know each other.

82. COG -- Ruff, Tuff and Hiccup were like cogs in a machine--while two of them could work well together, it was better when all three were together, making the "Thorstock" (as the couple had been called) machine work even better than before.

83. WILD RICE -- Once upon a time, three little kids named Ruffnut, Tuffnut and Hiccup were given a plate of grilled chicken with wild rice, but unfortunately for their parents, only Hiccup would willingly eat the rice; thankfully for the adults, Ruffnut had given in and tried the rice (with a grimace the whole time she tried the first spoonful, mind you), and was convinced to eat more when Hiccup gave her a small kiss on the cheek and said "See? S'not so bad!" with a smile; even better for them, Tuffnut stuffed some rice in his mouth and got a cheek kiss as well from a giggling Hiccup when he said "I tried some! Give me one, too!" and soon after that, the entire amount of wild rice was gone and the twins were given many cheek kisses from Hiccup.

84. VISE -- As much as he loved being sandwiched between the twins at almost any point in time, Hiccup did have times when he didn't like being between them; one of those times came when, during the winter, he woke up because it became a little hard to breath as Ruff and Tuff unconsciously hugged each other tightly, squeezing Hiccup tightly and making him feel like he was in a vise; it was only when he poked them both in the stomach that the vise feeling left and instead felt more like he was just the filling in a sandwich...a tightly held sandwich.

85. SNACK -- Ruffnut and Tuffnut had been feeling hungry ever since lunch, but they had no idea what they wanted as a snack; just then, Hiccup walked into the apartment and, glad to be out of the sweltering heat and inside a place with air conditioning, removed his shirt before making his way to the bedroom and flopping on the mattress; Ruff and Tuff looked at each other, gave each other identical evil grins, and made their way to the bedroom with identical calls of "Oh Hiiiiiiiiicuuuuuuuuup...." Oh yeah--they knew what they were hungry for now.

86. YUCKY -- Even as children, Hiccup and the twins knew what they like and who they liked; they had proved this when they had tried some peas at a Christmas dinner and made faces as the taste; however, when they later gave each other a kiss on the cheek because of the mistletoe randomly placed in the house, they decided they liked the taste of each other MUCH better than the taste of those yucky vegetables their parents thought they needed to eat for some strange reason.

87. CLOUD -- "Alright, here's how it goes--I'm Cloud, Ruffnut's Sephiroth, and...you're either Yuffie or a gender-bent Aerith." "The hell!? Why am I a girl?! Why not Kadaj or Rufus or...or Vincent?" "Because, Hiccup dear," drawled Ruffnut as she put an arm around the small brunette's shoulders, "Tuffnut is the strong blond male of the group, I am the one with the long-enough hair and the skills to oppose Tuffnut, and you are the special one." "Yeah, you've got those Dr. Dolittle-like powers with animals, so we're saying you've got powers that other people don't, thus making you an Ancient." Hiccup raised an eyebrow and gave the twins a look that said he didn't believe them; "...Okay, and you were also the one with brown hair and green eyes that could easily make Cloud and Sephiroth take care of you and bow to your every whim." "There we go, that wasn't too hard, was it?"

88. AIR FORCE -- When her boys were stationed in Iraq, Ruffnut was terrified that they would never come back to her, and spent many a sleepless night worried over her lovers; thankfully, she found out that they were coming back to the states because of injury, and though she wasn't exactly ecstatic about the fact that Hiccup lost part of his lower leg or that Tuffnut ended up with a permanent limp, she was overjoyed at the fact that her children would have both of their fathers back home.

89. DRIVER'S LICENSE -- When Stoick, Àrni, and Helga looked at their smiling teenagers, fresh from getting their licenses, they were ready to see the same smiling faces before them on the licenses; unfortunately for them, the pictures were as follows: Ruffnut was pulling down her lower eyelids with her middle fingers; Tuffnut was pushing his nose up with his thumb; and Hiccup was pulling down the corners of his mouth--and all had their tongues sticking out.

90. SHOESTRING -- Waking up early, Hiccup snickered as he tied some shoelaces together, congratulating himself on the brilliance of this plan before heading back into bed and in his usual place between the twins; when he heard Ruff and Tuff getting up a half hour later and putting on their shoes 20 minutes after that, their cry of "HICCUP!" as they fell from having Ruffnut's laces tied to Tuffnut's made the brunette let loose with uncontrollable giggles.

91. CELLO -- Tuffnut was a cello player that was famous around the world, and many fans and critics often said he had magical fingers that must have been a gift from the gods; Ruffnut and Hiccup readily agreed with them, though the pair was pretty sure that they had a different definition for the phrase "Tuffnut's got magic fingers" than everybody else did.

92. AMPUTATE -- When Hiccup had to get part of his lower leg amputated after getting in a car crash with a drunk driver, the brunette was definitely feeling depressed; to make him feel better, Ruff and Tuff let him be the dominant one in bedroom activities for a month after he was healed, which ended up being a win-win situation for both of them (because really, who knew that someone with only a leg and a-bit-more-than-a-half and was easy to overcome almost all the time could be more dominating than someone who was completely normal?)

93. SILICONE -- Working on getting to sleep one night with Tuffnut and Hiccup each using a breast as a pillow, Ruffnut asked them what they thought about her getting implants, since she was ONLY a small "C" now that she had stopped growing, and even ASTRID had bigger breasts than her; the female snickered when the boys looked up at her with blank stares before quickly laying back down on their "pillows" and giving them a quick nuzzle, telling her that she was crazy and besides, didn't she know they had just now developed an allergy to silicone?

94. SUCCULENT -- To Tuffnut and Hiccup, Ruffnut was like a succulent, hard shelled candy--sure, the outside was hard and fended off the bad things (and tended to leave a nasty bruise when it punched you), but once they got past the hard shell, the two were able to see the soft inside of her, as well as finally taste the one-of-a-kind candy known as Ruffnut.

95. THUNDERSHOWER -- Ever since he was a child, Tuffnut had been afraid of thunderstorms, though nobody could quite understand why--he was fine with explosions (as shown by his constant wishing as a child to help out with the fireworks on July 4th), as well as flashes of light (proved by how he was completely fine with strobe lights in clubs), but for some reason, thunderstorms freaked him out; now, however, he was glad Ruffnut and Hiccup were big parts of his life now since, considering the fact that they all shared a bed, the two were able to be on either side of him and comfort him when the storms came.

96. ASTRONOMY -- Looking through their telescopes, Ruffnut and Tuffnut took their time with their astronomy homework, thankful that they lived on a ranch outside of town with the perfect ability to watch the sky without extra light; their attention was caught by the sudden appearance of a shooting star and, following its trail and seeing it land close to the outskirts, the two quickly hopped in Tuffnut's truck to see exactly what--or, hopefully, WHO--had landed.

97. CONTROLLER -- "Tuff, gimme the controller, you've had it for five hours already!" "You don't even watch anything right now, Ruff, so buzz off!" "Well maybe there's something starting today at this time that I wanna watch, ever think about that?" "Too bad; suck it!" And with those words, the twins began another fight; Hiccup just raised an eyebrow as they made their way from where the t.v. was to the kitchen to all over the rest of the ground floor before plopping down on the couch and changing the channel to the Transformers movie that had just started.

98. MALADJUSTED -- Coming out of the basement he had been kept in by his kidnapper for the past five years, the brunette was understandably maladjusted to society after being just thrust into it; thankfully, two of the agents that had found him were more than willing to help him readjust, both mentally and emotionally; eventually, they found that not only was he learning to readjust to society, but he seemed to be developing a crush on them that they were more than willing to reciprocate.

99. MEDIUM -- Using Hiccup's skills as a medium, the police were able to track down where Tuffnut was being held by ransomers, thankfully getting there before he could be beaten beyond repair; when they heard the relief in Hiccup and Ruffnut's voices over the radio before hearing them break down in tears of joy, they handed the radio over to Tuffnut so the trio could finally be reunited in a sense; who knew that that Hiccup kid actually WAS a psychic?

100. FATHER'S DAY -- Early one June morning, Tuffnut and Hiccup were woken up by the sounds of two young boys and one young girl repeating "Daddy, papa, wake up, wake up!" until they finally awoke and were then attacked with hugs, kisses, and wishes of "Happy Father's Day, daddy and papa!" before two of the three rushed out of the room; the one that stayed behind looked up at them cutely, handed them some cards, and said "Momma's got breakfast cooking, and she says that it's fine if you two decide to go back to sleep until noon, but then we get all the breakfast!" before making her way out of the room and in to the kitchen; Hiccup and Tuffnut looked at the doorway for a moment before smiling, kissing each other, and wishing each other "Happy Father's Day," before traveling to the kitchen and proceeding to gross out their kids by kissing Ruffnut.

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81. CONNECTED -- They had met when civilization was still young, and had immediately become enamored with each other; when they died, they had sworn they could meet in the next lifetime, and that came true; each time, they swore they'd meet again, and each time, they kept meeting, and retained a little more from the previous life each time; now, in the year 2010, the blond twins bumped into a small brunette while at the beach and, after only saying "I know you...Hiccup/Ruff and Tuff?" the trio began to have memories rushing back and spent then day getting to know each other and the night...the night was spent REALLY getting to know each other.

82. COG -- Ruff, Tuff and Hiccup were like cogs in a machine--while two of them could work well together, it was better when all three were together, making the "Thorstock" (as the couple had been called) machine work even better than before.

83. WILD RICE -- Once upon a time, three little kids named Ruffnut, Tuffnut and Hiccup were given a plate of grilled chicken with wild rice, but unfortunately for their parents, only Hiccup would willingly eat the rice; thankfully for the adults, Ruffnut had given in and tried the rice (with a grimace the whole time she tried the first spoonful, mind you), and was convinced to eat more when Hiccup gave her a small kiss on the cheek and said "See? S'not so bad!" with a smile; even better for them, Tuffnut stuffed some rice in his mouth and got a cheek kiss as well from a giggling Hiccup when he said "I tried some! Give me one, too!" and soon after that, the entire amount of wild rice was gone and the twins were given many cheek kisses from Hiccup.

84. VISE -- As much as he loved being sandwiched between the twins at almost any point in time, Hiccup did have times when he didn't like being between them; one of those times came when, during the winter, he woke up because it became a little hard to breath as Ruff and Tuff unconsciously hugged each other tightly, squeezing Hiccup tightly and making him feel like he was in a vise; it was only when he poked them both in the stomach that the vise feeling left and instead felt more like he was just the filling in a sandwich...a tightly held sandwich.

85. SNACK -- Ruffnut and Tuffnut had been feeling hungry ever since lunch, but they had no idea what they wanted as a snack; just then, Hiccup walked into the apartment and, glad to be out of the sweltering heat and inside a place with air conditioning, removed his shirt before making his way to the bedroom and flopping on the mattress; Ruff and Tuff looked at each other, gave each other identical evil grins, and made their way to the bedroom with identical calls of "Oh Hiiiiiiiiicuuuuuuuuup...." Oh yeah--they knew what they were hungry for now.

86. YUCKY -- Even as children, Hiccup and the twins knew what they like and who they liked; they had proved this when they had tried some peas at a Christmas dinner and made faces as the taste; however, when they later gave each other a kiss on the cheek because of the mistletoe randomly placed in the house, they decided they liked the taste of each other MUCH better than the taste of those yucky vegetables their parents thought they needed to eat for some strange reason.

87. CLOUD -- "Alright, here's how it goes--I'm Cloud, Ruffnut's Sephiroth, and...you're either Yuffie or a gender-bent Aerith." "The hell!? Why am I a girl?! Why not Kadaj or Rufus or...or Vincent?" "Because, Hiccup dear," drawled Ruffnut as she put an arm around the small brunette's shoulders, "Tuffnut is the strong blond male of the group, I am the one with the long-enough hair and the skills to oppose Tuffnut, and you are the special one." "Yeah, you've got those Dr. Dolittle-like powers with animals, so we're saying you've got powers that other people don't, thus making you an Ancient." Hiccup raised an eyebrow and gave the twins a look that said he didn't believe them; "...Okay, and you were also the one with brown hair and green eyes that could easily make Cloud and Sephiroth take care of you and bow to your every whim." "There we go, that wasn't too hard, was it?"

88. AIR FORCE -- When her boys were stationed in Iraq, Ruffnut was terrified that they would never come back to her, and spent many a sleepless night worried over her lovers; thankfully, she found out that they were coming back to the states because of injury, and though she wasn't exactly ecstatic about the fact that Hiccup lost part of his lower leg or that Tuffnut ended up with a permanent limp, she was overjoyed at the fact that her children would have both of their fathers back home.

89. DRIVER'S LICENSE -- When Stoick, Àrni, and Helga looked at their smiling teenagers, fresh from getting their licenses, they were ready to see the same smiling faces before them on the licenses; unfortunately for them, the pictures were as follows: Ruffnut was pulling down her lower eyelids with her middle fingers; Tuffnut was pushing his nose up with his thumb; and Hiccup was pulling down the corners of his mouth--and all had their tongues sticking out.

90. SHOESTRING -- Waking up early, Hiccup snickered as he tied some shoelaces together, congratulating himself on the brilliance of this plan before heading back into bed and in his usual place between the twins; when he heard Ruff and Tuff getting up a half hour later and putting on their shoes 20 minutes after that, their cry of "HICCUP!" as they fell from having Ruffnut's laces tied to Tuffnut's made the brunette let loose with uncontrollable giggles.

91. CELLO -- Tuffnut was a cello player that was famous around the world, and many fans and critics often said he had magical fingers that must have been a gift from the gods; Ruffnut and Hiccup readily agreed with them, though the pair was pretty sure that they had a different definition for the phrase "Tuffnut's got magic fingers" than everybody else did.

92. AMPUTATE -- When Hiccup had to get part of his lower leg amputated after getting in a car crash with a drunk driver, the brunette was definitely feeling depressed; to make him feel better, Ruff and Tuff let him be the dominant one in bedroom activities for a month after he was healed, which ended up being a win-win situation for both of them (because really, who knew that someone with only a leg and a-bit-more-than-a-half and was easy to overcome almost all the time could be more dominating than someone who was completely normal?)

93. SILICONE -- Working on getting to sleep one night with Tuffnut and Hiccup each using a breast as a pillow, Ruffnut asked them what they thought about her getting implants, since she was ONLY a small "C" now that she had stopped growing, and even ASTRID had bigger breasts than her; the female snickered when the boys looked up at her with blank stares before quickly laying back down on their "pillows" and giving them a quick nuzzle, telling her that she was crazy and besides, didn't she know they had just now developed an allergy to silicone?

94. SUCCULENT -- To Tuffnut and Hiccup, Ruffnut was like a succulent, hard shelled candy--sure, the outside was hard and fended off the bad things (and tended to leave a nasty bruise when it punched you), but once they got past the hard shell, the two were able to see the soft inside of her, as well as finally taste the one-of-a-kind candy known as Ruffnut.

95. THUNDERSHOWER -- Ever since he was a child, Tuffnut had been afraid of thunderstorms, though nobody could quite understand why--he was fine with explosions (as shown by his constant wishing as a child to help out with the fireworks on July 4th), as well as flashes of light (proved by how he was completely fine with strobe lights in clubs), but for some reason, thunderstorms freaked him out; now, however, he was glad Ruffnut and Hiccup were big parts of his life now since, considering the fact that they all shared a bed, the two were able to be on either side of him and comfort him when the storms came.

96. ASTRONOMY -- Looking through their telescopes, Ruffnut and Tuffnut took their time with their astronomy homework, thankful that they lived on a ranch outside of town with the perfect ability to watch the sky without extra light; their attention was caught by the sudden appearance of a shooting star and, following its trail and seeing it land close to the outskirts, the two quickly hopped in Tuffnut's truck to see exactly what--or, hopefully, WHO--had landed.

97. CONTROLLER -- "Tuff, gimme the controller, you've had it for five hours already!" "You don't even watch anything right now, Ruff, so buzz off!" "Well maybe there's something starting today at this time that I wanna watch, ever think about that?" "Too bad; suck it!" And with those words, the twins began another fight; Hiccup just raised an eyebrow as they made their way from where the t.v. was to the kitchen to all over the rest of the ground floor before plopping down on the couch and changing the channel to the Transformers movie that had just started.

98. MALADJUSTED -- Coming out of the basement he had been kept in by his kidnapper for the past five years, the brunette was understandably maladjusted to society after being just thrust into it; thankfully, two of the agents that had found him were more than willing to help him readjust, both mentally and emotionally; eventually, they found that not only was he learning to readjust to society, but he seemed to be developing a crush on them that they were more than willing to reciprocate.

99. MEDIUM -- Using Hiccup's skills as a medium, the police were able to track down where Tuffnut was being held by ransomers, thankfully getting there before he could be beaten beyond repair; when they heard the relief in Hiccup and Ruffnut's voices over the radio before hearing them break down in tears of joy, they handed the radio over to Tuffnut so the trio could finally be reunited in a sense; who knew that that Hiccup kid actually WAS a psychic?

100. FATHER'S DAY -- Early one June morning, Tuffnut and Hiccup were woken up by the sounds of two young boys and one young girl repeating "Daddy, papa, wake up, wake up!" until they finally awoke and were then attacked with hugs, kisses, and wishes of "Happy Father's Day, daddy and papa!" before two of the three rushed out of the room; the one that stayed behind looked up at them cutely, handed them some cards, and said "Momma's got breakfast cooking, and she says that it's fine if you two decide to go back to sleep until noon, but then we get all the breakfast!" before making her way out of the room and in to the kitchen; Hiccup and Tuffnut looked at the doorway for a moment before smiling, kissing each other, and wishing each other "Happy Father's Day," before traveling to the kitchen and proceeding to gross out their kids by kissing Ruffnut.