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CoranKizerStone — Before the Slay Ride
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Published: 2008-12-25 01:16:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 95942; Favourites: 3677; Downloads: 2026
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As soon as December 25th hits Santa's and his elves leave to start there massive gift giving to all the good little boys and girls around the world. There's one thing that I don't think anyones knows which I feel should be in the history books though. He's got a evil sister who wants his ass dead! Her name his SINta Claus!.....yeah I know...crazy isn't it...no idea he had a sister! Now Sinta who lives about 20 miles away from Santa's place creates along with her evil ass dwarves a Powerful ass robot every year to wipe out the old fashioned, perpetually jolly, rosey cheeked, somewhat obese Santa but can't ever seem to kill the milk and cookie eating bastard. Mainly because of these four ass kicking elves that he travels with and a special sword that he carries that can literally cut thru pretty much anything. I believe he purchased that shit from some info-mercail one late night while he was up getting his usual nightly snack. Anyways...Sinta will one day do away with the can't pee straight because his bellies in the way Santa. When she doe's I think we'll all feel the difference.HA! I'm crazy inno....!
Tools> 2b pencil, PS7. optical mousekers
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Comments: 400
my ... my mind is in a thousand tiny peices, this is just too amazing!!
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i knew santa could hold his own but never thought he was that kickass
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i never say this but this pic awesomness blew my mind
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that shit is insane... you should publish it. Along with your style, it will sell like hotcakes!
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Fantabulous. Great action, great energy, great composition, use of color. Need I go on? =3
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Wahahahahaha... EPIC
Great Story and nice side comments... plus i like the work and uniqueness.
and yeah! your CRAZYYYY.,
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I sense an imminent eye-impaling by candy canes.
And if the brutality of it wasn't enough...the peppermint...oh, how it would burn....
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Okay, this is amazing...
The stuff of legends.
I love you forever.
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That is one crazy ass story xD I want to know how it ends xD
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This backstory makes perfect sense in telling what crafted him into such a stone-cold gift giving badass. How else would he develop the legend without overcoming such insurmountable cybernetic odds?! Well done sir, well done.
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This has to be the best Santa story.....Ever. And it's complete with killer ninja elves.
Total awesomeness....
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Come on Santa, show that ugly ass robot whos the boss
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I new there had to be some reason I got that lump of coal last year... he was off fighting Sinta Claus.
This is amazing, almost like a movie scene.
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There's a special place in heaven reserved for those who can make good and innocent fairy tales and holiday stories this awesome.
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That is, so amazing. Awesome perspective, and you captured the movement of it incredibly.
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I knew his job seemed too easy. There just had to be more. Very nice, and very epic. The four 'kick ass' elves are my fave. How awesome. <3 Brilliant perspective on the piece and you could just feel the action coming out of the piece. Like it could melt your face off some how.... Anyway, I fave. ^^
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I guess Santa's job is a lot tougher than it sounds. I love the story you have going with it!
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