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coreylemonade — Paramour? Awkward...

Published: 2010-09-11 02:42:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 862; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 14
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Description Alright. Due to its obscure nature, this comic requires a little explanation. Mass Effect has a "relationship" system, where after gaining a certain amount of respect from certain crew members, they can become your love interest.

Seems normal right? Well, they don't actually... "do the do," until the most awkward parts of the game. In the instance of ME:2, *SPOILER* it doesnt happen until after your ENTIRE CREW is abducted by a murderous race of aliens who intend to turn them into a primal DNA paste, and fuse it with futuristic technology to build a giant invincible machine. Perfect time for sex, right?

I picked Tali, because not only was she the only girl from your original team from ME:1, but because I always wanted to see what a quarian really looked like. Word of warning, you don't actually get to see her face, but Shepherd does...
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This Deviation is a participant in a "Wig'n Battle" against the rules are as follows:

1.)Topic: Video Game Parody
2.)Size: Not Specified, must be submitable to dA in one submition.
3.)Time: Must be submitted by *edit* 9/10/10
4.)Objective: Most votes by strangers through comments.

Unfortunately, Keiko has'nt finished (or started) hers yet. I'm bending the Time rules for her, and when she finishes I will post a link. Please stick to regular comments until then.
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Comments: 3

JD-Kloosterman [2011-11-11 04:28:10 +0000 UTC]

As Mordin tells us, sexual release is a common method among both turians and humans (and quarians, apparently) for dealing with high-stress situations. And plenty of people would say that the threat of imminent death actually makes this sort of thing much more attractive.

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MassRelay101 [2010-09-11 06:48:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm conflicted... Am I supposed to find this very funny, or very cute?

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coreylemonade In reply to MassRelay101 [2010-09-12 04:42:43 +0000 UTC]

Can't it be a little of both?

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