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Published: 2010-01-08 03:23:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 835; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 17
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I'm a supporter of equal hiring oppurtunities. I mean seriously, women and non-humans really do get the shitty end of the employment stick.This is an adaption I did of the Help Wanted 'Non-Humans Need Not Apply' but personally, I think that's a load of B.S. I mean seriously. You could hire a non-human with some really good costumer service skills instead of another lazy person chomping on their gum and texting.
Feel free to use for your business but just give my group some support if you do.
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I'd hang one in my work places window, I think it's be easier if we had a Poleepkwa ta reach the stupid shirts that are way too high-up on the wall 
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I think a poleepkwa would be perfect for that job. As long as whomever you hire has good costumer service skills. Compared to some of the bitches that work at our mall I'd say even a non-human you can barely understand and is a little beligerant would be an improvement...or at least no difference.
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Yeah, seriously... people look at me like I'm weird cause I WANT to help them
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Same here. I love them very much and find them to be adorable. Most everyone I know thinks they're gross but I see them, especially the babies and I'm like-AWWWWWW!
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I'd put this on my front door
And it pisses me off like no tomorrow that women get the short end of nearly every stick
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I had an employer tell me they didn't want to hire me because of my blue hair colour. Yet there was a guy at the front counter who had a red mohawk and stretched ears.
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they really do have bad luck finding jobs...makes me feel bad to be human sometimes. :/
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Non-humans and women always get the shitty end of the stick. Poor pay and no oppurtunities for employment.
DOWN WITH THE MAN!
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Women and Non-Humans for Equal pay & Hiring!
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just to ask, is it ok if i put this on my blog, if i give credit to you? *you can say no, i just want to make sure it's ok with you.*^-^
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Sure, you can feature this as long as you give me credit.
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awesome,thanks. ^-^
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I would just hope that they wouldn't be used for cheap labor like the poor hispanics that come to the USA for a better life.
Kind of a fun working environment if you ask me.
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But think about it. Getting paid minimum waid or below is better then nothing. Also, when people complain about illegal aliens taking american jobs I just say 'oh so your going to stand in the hot sun and pick fruit for 60 cents and hour. Thought not! then who will?" Although I'm all for equal and good working conditions for people. Especially women who get 30 cents less an hour for the same work as a man requardless of wether they are more qualified.
Personally, I wouldn't mind sharing my neighborhood, workplace or school with some Poleepkwa. Most seem pretty decent.
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Omg if I had a shop of any kind I'd totally hang that from my door
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LOL Thank you!
I hung a copy in the window of my room facing the street since I don't have a shop LOL I support equal hiring and pay for Poleepkwa and Women! My Mom made me take down my dating flier for a Poleepkwa though, she said it was to weird.
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Yesss!!! Lol omg dating!!! XDDD Too bad you had take it down, must have been da win!
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People on the sidewalk that saw it and knew about District 9 would laugh. I told my Mom 'Hey, you have no right to tell me whether I can get some alien lovin' or not.' Or I guess she didn't like getting all those phone calls and hearing only clicking and grunting on the other line. 
'Seeking; non-human bachlor(ette) for Human Xenophiliac geek. Must appreciate Star Trek & Doctor who. Must enjoy Marilyn Manson and throwing eggs at Consevative Politicians. Tattoos & many spines a plus"
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Yah, you're old enough to know what kind of guy you're attracted to! 
Teehee that description sounds like someone cool
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I love me some Doctor who and Star trek. I'd need a non-human as nerdy and cryptic as me.
I like Christopher, he's pretty awesome. *flashes Christopher* YOU ROCK I LOVE YOU!
Chris: oWo
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He does rock and I love him too! Mrawr DVD's almost here can't wait!!!
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I have the DVD. Try not to watch it obsessively.
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I can only try... =___=
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