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I felt like making this because Twilight sucks and people have to learn that Edward is not a vampire.Related content
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I'd call the dudes who took care of the lost boys!
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tsk tsk *shakes head* you poor soul
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you said you love edward, *sigh* edward is annoying to me and most of the world
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So? I love him and that is my opinion. I don't mind your opinion. In fact, I respect your opinion.
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:ring ring:
:ring ring:
"Yes, my favorite human?"
"Hey Eric, remember that sparkling creeper? He's outside my house again."
"I'll take care of it."
Eric Northman would own Edward.
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i pick number 4 beat the fucking shit out of him with my sleghammer
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if id had another option, that would be it
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then you have made a grand choice
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the rest of the world agrees
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LOL! Thankyou for summing up my regular rant in one button! FA
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hehehe anytime, i think i should do one on jacob. do you think that would be cool???
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Yeah, although I actually like the way that they do them on the films! (From the adverts I've seen) But I've actually only read the first book, so I'm not really sure about who he is, but yeah! Get the wearwolf from Doctor Who to beat him up! FA
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I know how to kill him! Click the first option,then the rd, then the fit again, fall ilove with Jacob, then leave, come back, get an Absol to cut Edward, then click the third. It's that easy.
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i would NEVER call buffy. Instead I'll either call Blade, Zero or Alucard or kill that bastard himself.
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Stab him with an iron spike!>
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Oh, Flandre~ This sparkly vampire wants to "play" with you!
*Cue giant explosion in the background*
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Hmmm...unless this 'Edward' has scissors for hands...I'd kill the bastard myself.
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I would pick OMG!! ILY EDWARD!!
BUT.
Only because I do love Edward....
Just not that one.
Edward Cullen is a sparkly fairy.
Now Edward Elric....
HE is a man.
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We need a fourth option "Stab him multiple times with a knife" cause thats the one I would pick!
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Who needs Buffy when you have the physics-defying power of logic?
Seriously. HOW THE HELL CAN VAMPIRES ONLY SPARKLE IN SUNLIGHT WITHOUT DEFYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.
*stabs Edward*
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CHOICE THREE!!!!!
i freakin LOVE Buffy!
(i love Angel more though.)
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That's it; I'm calling exterminators in this order: Buffy, Roy Mustang and Enma Ai (the Hell Girl).
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT!!! slow and painful!!!
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O_O OMG! I would have to get my Chainsaw out to get rid of him... though Considering he's more of a Fairy then a Vampire; would I be going OTT? XD lol
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Actually,I'll just pull out my sawed-off shotgun and take care of him my damn self!!
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