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Published: 2017-03-01 01:13:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 675; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 0
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((I LIKED PORK SODA BEFORE IT BECAME A FUCKING EDDSWORLD MEME HA A H O W O))

Name: Denim

 

Nicknames: Pork Soda, Pork, Bacon

 

Race: Half-Breed Unicorn

 

Gender: cis male

 

Sexuality: idk lol

 

Age: 24

 

Birthday: January 8th

 

Appearance: average but short

 

Accessories: hoodie, collar(?)

 

Distinguishing Features: curled horn, bleached and dyed mane

 

Personality: Constantly irritated, sarcastic, not very talkative

 

Likes: Bacon Bits™ soda, silence, being occupied with something, reading

 

Dislikes: BOREDOM, messes, dish soap scent

 

Favorite Color: purple

 

Theme Song(s): 

Glass Animals - Pork Soda

 

Relevant Relatives: n/a

 

Relationship Status: single

 

General

 

Denim has always preferred to be called by ‘Pork Soda’, Pork for short. At the moment, he currently lives with two ponies, Sonic Raygun, as well as Delilah. He works at a local Starbuck, solely earning just enough to pay rent, as well as keep food on the table for his house mates. He comes off as a monotonous, dull person, and in truth he truly believes he is. On a daily basis, Pork makes sure he hides certain emotional ques, at least until he arrives home. His house mates can both vouch that he is capable of being an emotional person. Despite his cold exterior, an overwhelming need to keep his family safe has always kept him going, even though he’ll tell you he’s always at a point to where he’d love to quit his job and be able to relax for more than a few hours.

Background

Pork grew up in a rather loud household, his parents both being very outgoing and supportive of his rowdy nature. Most of his elementary to middle school years were kind to him, he was able to make friends very easily, his show boasting nature attracting other ponies to him . It wasn’t until high school, however, when he slowly learned that his antics weren’t very widely accepted, nor liked by anyone. Anyone besides his close friend Sonic Raygun, who supported his eccentric nature. During his junior year was when he really had dulled out his personality, so much to where he had trouble interacting with anyone afterwards, and his relationship with Ray slowly vanished. He was able to pass high school with flying colors, no friends to distract him let him concentrate on his education. He entered college and pursued an education in music, though during his Sophomore year, he reconnected with Ray, able to meet up with and talk to him for most of his after school life from that point on.

 

Relationships

 

In his Junior year, Pork had a run in with a Senior, and tutor, named Kole. Their relationship quickly escalated from a student teacher level, to a closely bound lover’s like level, in the span of a few months. While they both enjoyed their first year of dating, Kole slowly but surely made drastic, controlling changes to their relationship. He started off by asking Pork to wear certain clothes on dates out, picking out what food he’d order and eat, and Pork simply saw this as him caring and looking out for him.

Eventually everything escalated to where Pork was living with Kole, having his food supply limited, not able to leave the house until Kole finds it fit to let him work at a coffee shop, where he’d be able to get snacks, which Kole found very resourceful, free food was always good in his book. He continued to control him, at some point eventually beating him for his disobedience. Pork saw all of this as an act of care and love, always standing up for him when questioned of his intent.

Ray had caught on to his various absences, and investigated, and while it took some time to convince Pork to leave Kole, he eventually was successful in doing so. To this day, Kole will pay random visits to Pork, simply to check on, in his mind, runaway ‘student’.

 

Trivia

 

. There is an AU where Pork gets involved with dark magic, getting consumed in its power and influence, becoming very Sombra-esque in appearance and behavior.

. In any timeline, Pork fumbles and tries to use dark magic at least twice. But the cause of the first attempt in dark magic comes at the hooves of Kole, who got fed up with buying sleeping medication for Pork, and convinced him to use spells to get him to rest, which ultimately led him to be easily influenced by Kole.

. Pork’s hair is bleached, and the ends of his mane are dyed with kool-aid that has faded over time. He rarely shows off his natural hair color.

. He is half traditional unicorn, his father being an earth pony, but his mother being a purebred traditional unicorn.

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Comments: 6

Tinted-Galaxy [2017-03-01 03:05:49 +0000 UTC]

it was a meme?

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cozycoilz In reply to Tinted-Galaxy [2017-03-01 03:17:01 +0000 UTC]

it IS a meme

u dingus

literally just go to youtube and search "pork soda meme"

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Tinted-Galaxy In reply to cozycoilz [2017-03-01 03:20:47 +0000 UTC]

nasty

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cozycoilz In reply to Tinted-Galaxy [2017-03-01 03:21:54 +0000 UTC]

ikr

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BitCheesy [2017-03-01 01:35:57 +0000 UTC]

PORK SODA
I LOVE IT

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cozycoilz In reply to BitCheesy [2017-03-01 01:49:21 +0000 UTC]

o w o

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