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Crawling-meower — Chef Teal'c: Goa'uld
Published: 2008-03-26 20:59:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 5652; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 240
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This is the train of thought that started with my new deviantID and eventually resulted in the Seal of Apep.Just imagine any version of the Sandwich Chef meme, read in the voice and tone of Teal'c from Stargate.
It involves a quote from the episode 1969, where a hippie asks Teal'c: "Cool tattoo! What does it mean? Peace?" To which he awesomely replies: "Slavery. To false gods."
Also, the AIDS part makes sense, because if you remove the goa'uld larva from a jaffa, the latter is left without an immune system.
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mmm tasty with chives lol, satay them just trust me ok? Got some from the system lord ba'al you can't miss this! haha
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Yeah, i'm gonna have to stop serving them. Vegetarian guests of mine kepp mistaking them for asparagus and then hating me for having lead them off the path. XD
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i havent heard of this chef but i find teal'c funny anyway 
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Thanks!
Lol, my scraps are way more popular than my deviaions.
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Thanks!
There's more of that kind in my scraps. :=}
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Deep-fried with butter, served with fresh asparagus... Yes, it could really be a delicacy!
So far, i saw them eaten twice: once cooked over an open fire {by an Unas} and once raw and alive {by the system lords - omg cannibalism}. What a waste!
[/culinary freak]
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