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CrazedPotato — How to Avoid a T-Rex Attack
Published: 2009-08-07 18:40:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 2956; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 238
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Over the last week-ish I was at Michigan State for a Journalism workshop where I learned the bare bones of some of Adobe Illustrator's tools.This was the result. I'd had the Terrorist Attack poster from elsewhere on dA on my mind for much of the time, and if I had been given more time myself I would have made a full poster full of relevant advice myself.
Unfortunately, time was money and I was a hobo.
Done across Illustrator, Photoshop, and InDesign. I'm particularly proud of the shop I did with the t-rex preparing to attack the house.
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B-b-b-but...the fabric and space and time. I know it means so little, but, it seems kinda stupid to mess with it, you know. Kinda like killing off a single ant.
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Well it's not an ant in the past so it's no Butterfly Effect.
Hopefully not, anyway.
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But, sir, you forget.
THIS is our past, and we are their future.
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Well, that's going to be one big butterfly. I hope you're ready.
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Seeing as I already have a tentacle coming from my left leg and am wearing an Uboa mask, I fear the worst has already gone by.
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Nah, those are just the first little symptoms. See? I got them too.
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Well, yours looks more like a rail gun for an arm and a helmet made of titanium. D: WHY DO YOU GET THE COOL SHIT?!
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The rain gun shoots toilet paper.
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Wait..it's a rain gun now?
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Shit.
Rail gun.
Yeah it shoots toilet paper.
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SHIT.
You have to save a lot of money on that version. Who knew toilet paper would replace metal slugs?
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Whoever knew the fabrics in the average toilet paper could cause dinosaurs to have instant heart failure, I guess.
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But we don't have dinosaurs here, just giant squid with armor and the ability to shoot warheads from a shoulder mounted cannon.
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Well, they also seem to have fused together with octopuses and now can shoot ink and be part of a kinky, disturbing fetish.
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It's a very popular fetish.
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And thus, they have become popular as well, allowing them to gain control over vast parts of the world quickly.
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Yeah. Here's hoping they don't get in touch with Godzilla and start relations for one super-army.
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Godzilla's got too much ego to do that. He would never team up with anyone. Unless it is a giant moth or a turtle.
THEN WE ARE SCREWED.
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Poofy did you not pay attention to the guide? He's the king of the t-rexes.
If politics are going to happen they'll be through him.
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You know they'll try to repel, or make some lame excuses.
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Now we know how to protect ourselves from natures most humble of creatures....the t-rex.
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Cherish this information.
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... T-Rex Survival Guide. It will come in handy when the T-Rex outbreak reaches the midwest.
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Unfortunately, many will still not be prepared.
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Well I'm prepared. I have the Turkeys and the watermelons ready. We all know that a T-rex will never cross paths with a turkey, and that watermelons melt their skin.
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Well it's kind of a 50-50 chance with the watermelons. The watermelons may melt first.
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