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CrazedPotato — How to Avoid a T-Rex Attack
Published: 2009-08-07 18:40:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 2956; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 238
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Over the last week-ish I was at Michigan State for a Journalism workshop where I learned the bare bones of some of Adobe Illustrator's tools.This was the result. I'd had the Terrorist Attack poster from elsewhere on dA on my mind for much of the time, and if I had been given more time myself I would have made a full poster full of relevant advice myself.
Unfortunately, time was money and I was a hobo.
Done across Illustrator, Photoshop, and InDesign. I'm particularly proud of the shop I did with the t-rex preparing to attack the house.
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This is being posted right next to my college fire alarm instructions.
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Bear it in mind as you would the fire instructions!
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What a stupid guide. Like, WHEN IN THE WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRLDDDDDDDDD WOULD A T-REX ATTACK????????????????
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Like, where you resently attacked, because I would be all like omigosh NO WAY! Hehehheeeheeeeeeeheheheheheehehehheheheh he.
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We've been under attack for weeks! Didn't you see the date I posted this document?!
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Your right. I was in denial. They ate all my family except my pet squid, Ronaldo. Thanks to your guide we were able to survive and will be able to in future attacks.
Thank you Mystery T-Rex Expert.
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Any time. Remember, stay in vegetables and eat your school.
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I hate illustrator
I had to learn it in like a day and a half for commercial art and it was soooo hard.
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I don't hate illustrator. c:
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LA;KSFDJOJILKSDF, I ALREADY HAD
LANDSHARKS TO WORRY ABOUT YOU TWAT! 8CCC
Lol, anyhow, I do like the shop
of the T-Rex with the house though. C:
So did our T-Rex research team make it back alive?
Any casualties? Injuries? Lost limbs?...Stomach aches? :0
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The T-Rex research folks all died except for Baltis. He knew to punch the T-Rexes in the stomach if they tried to attack in the open. Those dinosaurs never saw it coming.
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But how was Baltis able to muster enough strength to make it count? :0
Them T-Rexes are HUUUGEEE.
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It has a pressure point in its stomach sort of like a solar plexus without the barfing.
Actually it sometimes causes the t-rex to light on fire.
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Well, take it to heart then!
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I would suggest this guy research Land Sharks, but I don't think any research can yield any helpful information to staying alive against those beasts D:
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Yeah, they were going to research it but all the teams who went out to gather info never came back.
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Thing is...They never got to leave >_>
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We did have a land shark attack inside the base the other day.
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Oh, wow. I'm surprised some one actually survived.
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Well, everybody was a few floors up at the time so the shark only got what it could get jumping up into the window which was the copying machine.
We punched it back out of the window. I tell you, not one of us went without band-aids all over our knuckles from that shark skin.
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Was it some kinda combined Falcon punch or something?
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More like, five Falcon Punches per person at once.
It even had its own economically recyclable video clip.
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Oh wow.
How bad did you actually get it?
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Should of laid down a trap card D:
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Our additional pylons hadn't been constructed yet though, that's the problem.
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I told you to use Overlords, but nope, had to go with something that looked PRETTY.
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Well the little voice told me we needed to construct additional ones! What was I supposed to do?!
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The lemons were in the pylons.
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Lemon powered pylons? When the hell did you get that technology? o_O
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When life gave me lemons, I gave it pylons.
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Strange, usually I give it my Yamato Cannon myself. My now lemon powered Yamato Cannon.
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My motherships are also lemon-based.
You are not sucked into a black hole, but a large lemon.
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Don't look directly at it, you wouldn't want lemon in your eyes.
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I DO believe that would be the least of my worries.
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But you still wouldn't want it.
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Death...or being blind D:
Literal, or metaphorically dead...
I can't decide : D
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When you're dead, you're dead D: Unless you're undead.
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But you won't be undead for long.
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WHY WOULD THAT MAKE SENSE!?
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