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Description Fantasy Problem, a series I started way back when with the 'what if' idea. Changing small elements in constant high fantasy here and there towards not always the most humorous of effects but fun none the less

Such as the rescue the princess story lines. Generally a dashing knight on a fiery steed to save her from the evil dragon.

A bit more to this story to come.
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Comments: 45

ChesCaHans [2010-01-26 07:51:44 +0000 UTC]

Teleportation World: The Land of the Kaleidoscopic Atmosphere.
I'm just teasing. This is all coming from a guy who doesn't even know what a 'drawing tablet' is.

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to ChesCaHans [2010-01-26 21:18:37 +0000 UTC]

aw...me either

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Princess-Kay [2010-01-06 02:07:14 +0000 UTC]

and stop with the fiance nonsense!

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Princess-Kay [2010-01-06 02:06:58 +0000 UTC]

i don't know... she could mutiny and join the magi!

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Princess-Kay [2010-01-06 22:12:39 +0000 UTC]

true enough

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Princess-Kay In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2010-01-06 22:17:01 +0000 UTC]

that would be fun! i know someone who would take her!

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Princess-Kay [2010-01-06 22:38:38 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Princess-Kay In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2010-01-06 22:42:30 +0000 UTC]

((Through responses like this, we're slowly cutting down the amount of messages in our inboxes!))

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Princess-Kay [2010-01-06 22:54:14 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Princess-Kay In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2010-01-06 22:56:55 +0000 UTC]

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Levia-the-Dragon [2009-12-04 04:02:08 +0000 UTC]

They are going to be quite the interesting trevelling party...

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Levia-the-Dragon [2009-12-04 16:13:28 +0000 UTC]

yup

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Animefan-279 [2009-12-04 03:57:51 +0000 UTC]

The dad visited Dr. Feelgood didn't he/she? (He's the one they call Dr. FeelgoodHe's the one that makes ya feel all right)

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Animefan-279 [2009-12-04 16:14:48 +0000 UTC]

O_o

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quamp [2009-12-04 00:23:55 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of an old saying...

"Two people shorten a road, unless one is spoiled. Then the road becomes twice as long."

The artwork is very nice.
About the only suggestion I could make is make the dialogue a bit bigger. It's a little hard to read, even at full size.

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to quamp [2009-12-04 16:14:41 +0000 UTC]

drat...

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OccamsNinja [2009-12-03 21:24:51 +0000 UTC]

Spoiled rich girl...

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to OccamsNinja [2009-12-04 16:14:30 +0000 UTC]

yup

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Rhys1010 [2009-12-03 20:22:58 +0000 UTC]

Yes, they will get her home... But the politer and nicer she is, the easier it will be.

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Rhys1010 [2009-12-03 20:33:15 +0000 UTC]

true nuff

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Rhys1010 In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2009-12-03 21:05:33 +0000 UTC]

I don't think that will happen though. Should be good for the story...

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Rhys1010 [2009-12-04 16:14:25 +0000 UTC]

true

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Rhys1010 In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2009-12-04 22:15:02 +0000 UTC]

Wonder when we'll see them again...

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Rhys1010 [2009-12-06 19:27:13 +0000 UTC]

excellent question

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Deiser [2009-12-03 17:48:21 +0000 UTC]

The daughter doesn't seem to realize that in an unknown place rank doesn't matter. The dad can do annnything she wants right now >_>

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Deiser [2009-12-03 17:50:25 +0000 UTC]

indeed. I'm thinking that Princess needs a common sense transplant

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Deiser In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2009-12-03 17:55:44 +0000 UTC]

I doubt that'd work right now, simply because she's already starting to snap from the...uh... "interesting" events that have gone on around her

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Deiser [2009-12-03 18:00:57 +0000 UTC]

true enough... hmm she needs something tho...

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Deiser In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2009-12-03 19:31:50 +0000 UTC]

Morphing clothes that become more embarrassing the nastier she is, hence forcing her to act somewhat nice to keep decent clothing?

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Deiser [2009-12-03 20:32:13 +0000 UTC]

hmm an interesting idea.. maybe something more... physical?

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Deiser In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2009-12-04 00:38:27 +0000 UTC]

....Hmm. More physical you say? Ok, how about after every 2 or 3 insults she becomes a clone (and if it's a man, a female version) of whoever she insults for a set amount of time? She would have the personality and memories of said person, but would be far more focused on...uh... the type of stuff the father was when he was under the enemy's control during the war. After the transformation wears off she'd remember everything she did, and since she would be nonstop ditzy and horny she'd probably not be thrilled looking back at it.

On top of that, she'd be forced to keep whatever indecent clothes she got when she transformed (which would magically refit to her original frame), and would only go away after being nice nonstop for a certain amount of time depending on the severity of her nastiness.

Does that sound physical enough to you? >____>

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Deiser [2009-12-04 16:16:05 +0000 UTC]

O_o interesting

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Deiser In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2009-12-04 20:33:16 +0000 UTC]

I overthink things just a tad too much I know >_>

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Deiser [2009-12-04 20:38:33 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking of a curse that boosts her chest the more mean she is.

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Dragoheart9 In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2010-01-21 04:59:26 +0000 UTC]

I recall seeing on a show an episode in which a mean little girl became more and more monsterous looking whenever she acted mean. Wonder what would happen if something like that was applied to the princess........ First monster that comes to mind as to what to turn her into would be something embaressing like a succubas.

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Dragoheart9 [2010-01-21 16:39:52 +0000 UTC]

I think I know that show.... hmmm

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Deiser In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2009-12-04 20:44:28 +0000 UTC]

...Which is why I say I overthink things, because that lengthy explanation I gave was the first thing in my mind. XD

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Deiser [2009-12-04 21:12:00 +0000 UTC]

Whoa... O_O

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Deiser In reply to Deiser [2009-12-04 00:39:36 +0000 UTC]

And believe it or not, this is something I just came up with on the fly due to your response. I talk waaay too much for my own good. <_>

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Eman230 In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2009-12-03 19:03:27 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps something that forces her to be polite or something... imaginative will happen to her?

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Eman230 [2009-12-03 19:04:51 +0000 UTC]

Cursed magical item eh? *takes a note to leave that option open*

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Eman230 In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2009-12-03 19:14:36 +0000 UTC]

That would be cool! Perhaps something that has a jinx that makes her become whatever she calls someone? Like if she ere to call one of her traveling "companions" a ditz...

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Eman230 [2009-12-03 19:21:09 +0000 UTC]

XD such fun

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Deiser In reply to CrazyCowProductions [2009-12-03 20:17:19 +0000 UTC]

Plus it'd make her fit right in with the already-wacky crew.

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CrazyCowProductions In reply to Deiser [2009-12-03 20:30:31 +0000 UTC]

XD yup

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