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Published: 2017-07-28 15:26:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 6223; Favourites: 158; Downloads: 17
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Description And here we are, with everyone's favorite rock farmers (and party pony). I've drawn this family at least three times before, and it's kind of fun to draw them... except for one member, and it infuriates me that I feel compelled to not leave her out, no matter how much I despise her (not to mention she's the most unnecessary addition to a family the show has ever done).  

I almost wasted space on a rant against that purplish one in the middle. Yeah, fun fact, I hate Maud Pie. 

Nevertheless, I like the others. I wish Marble and Limestone had more fleshing out and that we'd have episodes with Pinkie bonding with them instead of, you know, that stupid walking rock joke. I'd like to see Marble not as a delicate flower that the fandom portrays her as--no, what if she's actually shy because she's actually super strong and sees herself as a monster? Or how about seeing Limestone's softer side, and how she's stressed over running the rock farm? Or maybe parental bonding with Igneous and Cloudy? Now that's the stuff I crave!

I could use these ideas in fan fiction. I do have a CheesePie wedding fic idea involving the Pies meeting the Sandwiches, and neither family really likes each other all that much. I oughta get past the first chapter sometime, I've had that idea for a while. 

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BeckTinker21 [2018-04-22 00:56:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm still not hundred percent convinced that Pinkie is from this family. She's nothing like them. I think she might be adopted and actually be from the apple or pear family. Goldie delicious and Pear butter have striking resemblances to her.   

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SuperCr4sh [2017-10-30 11:12:26 +0000 UTC]

cute family

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RevolverSoul1984 [2017-09-30 04:17:26 +0000 UTC]

I love this family of Amish, the Phillipses (or whatever is the plural of Phillips)
Ignious Rock - Ignatius Percival Phillips
Cloudy Quartz - Clementine Martha Phillips
Maud Pie (who I love dearly) - Amanda Daisy Phillips
Pinkie Pie - Anastasia "Annie" Diane Phillips
Limestone Pie - Lucille Jeanne Phillips
Marble Pie - Marylebone Louise Phillips
I took the surname from Howard Phillip Lovecraft.

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Porygon2z [2017-09-07 02:58:57 +0000 UTC]

worst family in the entire show  

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soarindash556 [2017-08-24 18:39:08 +0000 UTC]

Just curious, why do you hate Maud Pie? I dislike her for some minor reasons but I just wanted to know your stance on this. Great picture by the way

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CrazyNutBob In reply to soarindash556 [2017-08-24 21:08:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the compliment! I worked hard on the picture.

As for my hatred of Maud... well...

It started off as just new episode hype dying down, and I just got bored of Maud. After all, she began to resemble those goth girl characters who "have a heart of gold and are just misunderstood by all those 'shallow, samey preppies' and are 'special' for being different and tougher than the average girl", and those annoy me for being basically the same character (however, I do like Raven from Teen Titans for being actually pretty cool and having good reason to be stoic, and Lucy Loud from The Loud House for being an insecure eight-year-old who's walked over all the time).

I give Maud credit for at least having interest in geology and not the macabre, but the predictable rock jokes and unending dry humor (and lack of actual interesting geology stuff) just grew stale, and her monotone is really grating to my ears. Not to mention, as a fanfiction writer, it feels like I had to slap her in a scene of a fic (AU CheesePie fic on the rock farm) and go, "She's here, whoop-dee-doo." She's so one-note and boring that I have a hard time thinking of any good story ideas (I only have one, where she and Cheese Sandwich share a birthday, but even then, it's more about Pinkie and Cheese's brother working together on a party for them).

But what really grinds my gears is how incredibly overrated she is. I give Luna a pass because I do find her interesting, and I gave Trixie a pass because she was funny and actually fun to write in fanfiction (she's getting a little annoying in recent episodes). But Maud? Let's just say that I'm so sick and tired of bumping into people praising her and boosting her up as some perfect, unbreakable goddess who can do no wrong, and the Mane Six and whoever else she interacts with have to bend over backwards just to please her. It gets on my nerves when even the show does it, even though I saw that in her debut episode, while the Mane Six approached trying to befriend her the wrong way, she's also at fault for not trying to meet them halfway! 

I also resent the implication a lot of people give that those with autism, like me, have to relate to her for being 'different'. Um, no, that's not happening. Cheese Sandwich was the pony who I came the closest to relating to (heck, I often take cues from both myself and my brother when writing him in a fanfic).

On another note, if one dares to step on Cheese to boost up Maud, I despise Maud more, and I automatically dislike that person for bringing up my favorite pony just to do that to him. I mean, that was the final straw for me that made me give up on trying to like her. Her "woe is me, I'm lonely, nopony gets me" in her latest appearance is too little, too late.

That just about covers it. Sorry for the long rant; I tend to be an all-or-nothing kind of person.

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soarindash556 In reply to CrazyNutBob [2017-08-24 21:35:14 +0000 UTC]

Its fine, I've never thought about that before! And actually, your right she is a pretty boring character. However, I still like how Maud saved Pinkie from her own 'rock slide' but I think it's just the writers trying to tell us that Maud is misunderstood and is actually a good pony. Maud isn't exactly an exciting character and she really isn't the best choice for fan fictions, being a writer myself I can relate to you here.

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SwordSparks [2017-07-28 22:52:58 +0000 UTC]

Well, this is a...happy family photo here?

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JellyJams12 [2017-07-28 22:27:52 +0000 UTC]

I really do hope ya do update that fic, I've been checking it every day for updates. Seems like a really good idea, and I want more!

(And I'm CheesePie starved, that too.)

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